Jack-o'-Lantus
@oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social
I don't work in showbiz, but I do see a lot of scripts.
Mostly medical puns. Mostly.
Mostly medical puns. Mostly.
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yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.
bsky.app/profile/arid...
bsky.app/profile/arid...
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When the editorial is 🔥
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When the editorial is 🔥
You'd think wine would be the worst thing for your liver at Thanksgiving, but it's actually the MASH potatoes.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You'd think wine would be the worst thing for your liver at Thanksgiving, but it's actually the MASH potatoes.
When I say everyone who participated and sheltered these people needs to be accountable, I i clude these people who knew and just kept it to themselves, too.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When I say everyone who participated and sheltered these people needs to be accountable, I i clude these people who knew and just kept it to themselves, too.
The holiday shenanigans begin...
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The holiday shenanigans begin...
Universe telling us it's ok to put up Xmas decorations now.
IT GOT BETTER
📍Central MN
📍Central MN
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Universe telling us it's ok to put up Xmas decorations now.
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COVID was the ruling classes experiment to see if people would give up on the social contract to prioritize themselves, once they saw people were willing to let disabled, elderly and poor people die for their own convenience, they have slowly taken the mask fully off day by day and now we are here.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
COVID was the ruling classes experiment to see if people would give up on the social contract to prioritize themselves, once they saw people were willing to let disabled, elderly and poor people die for their own convenience, they have slowly taken the mask fully off day by day and now we are here.
I got in an argument with someone so I sent them laxatives later as a peace offering.
I wanted to sennoside our differences.
I wanted to sennoside our differences.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I got in an argument with someone so I sent them laxatives later as a peace offering.
I wanted to sennoside our differences.
I wanted to sennoside our differences.
Calling your senators is all well and good, but this shows that current Dems will let the not-rich die for minor inconveniences to the rich.
We need to advance the timeline for organizing a national strike. Electoral politics continues to fail. Time to show the power of labor.
We need to advance the timeline for organizing a national strike. Electoral politics continues to fail. Time to show the power of labor.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Calling your senators is all well and good, but this shows that current Dems will let the not-rich die for minor inconveniences to the rich.
We need to advance the timeline for organizing a national strike. Electoral politics continues to fail. Time to show the power of labor.
We need to advance the timeline for organizing a national strike. Electoral politics continues to fail. Time to show the power of labor.
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This was shared in a Discord I'm in, and honestly, I think if this isn't enough to get people looking at self-hosted and decentralized alternatives to Youtube (like Peertube), I'm not sure what is.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
This was shared in a Discord I'm in, and honestly, I think if this isn't enough to get people looking at self-hosted and decentralized alternatives to Youtube (like Peertube), I'm not sure what is.
What's a urologist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
Carving the TURPey
Carving the TURPey
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
What's a urologist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
Carving the TURPey
Carving the TURPey
Happy owner of an original @kaseygifford.bsky.social.
Sadly for me, it's gonna be a gift for someone else, but I'm keeping the stickers.
Sadly for me, it's gonna be a gift for someone else, but I'm keeping the stickers.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Happy owner of an original @kaseygifford.bsky.social.
Sadly for me, it's gonna be a gift for someone else, but I'm keeping the stickers.
Sadly for me, it's gonna be a gift for someone else, but I'm keeping the stickers.
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Arson is out today!
The Stealing from Wizards Quadrilogy is complete!
Binge some wholesome Canadian wizard school fantasy. Fall in love with the characters and the world. 💙📚
The Stealing from Wizards Quadrilogy is complete!
Binge some wholesome Canadian wizard school fantasy. Fall in love with the characters and the world. 💙📚
Stealing from Wizards: Volume 4: Arson
Stealing from Wizards: Volume 4: Arson - Kindle edition by Consell, R. A.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Stealing from Wizards: Volume 4: Arson.
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November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Arson is out today!
The Stealing from Wizards Quadrilogy is complete!
Binge some wholesome Canadian wizard school fantasy. Fall in love with the characters and the world. 💙📚
The Stealing from Wizards Quadrilogy is complete!
Binge some wholesome Canadian wizard school fantasy. Fall in love with the characters and the world. 💙📚
Which antiemetic sees a spike in prescriptions around Thanksgiving?
Zocran
Zocran
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Which antiemetic sees a spike in prescriptions around Thanksgiving?
Zocran
Zocran
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"Ella Halpern-Matthews has had half a lung removed and suffers from chronic chest infections."
Protecting the vulnerable requires you to protect *everyone*.
How are you going to tell who has chronic infections or missing parts of the lungs with your eyes?
Please wear a mask, N95 or better. 1/
Protecting the vulnerable requires you to protect *everyone*.
How are you going to tell who has chronic infections or missing parts of the lungs with your eyes?
Please wear a mask, N95 or better. 1/
UK: ‘I’ve stopped being eligible for the Covid vaccine and I’ve caught it 3 times in 6 months’
27-year-old Ella wears a high-quality mask and avoids crowded, poorly ventilated places like the London Underground, yet has caught Covid 3 times since her last booster.
Source: archive.li/VGoQ1
27-year-old Ella wears a high-quality mask and avoids crowded, poorly ventilated places like the London Underground, yet has caught Covid 3 times since her last booster.
Source: archive.li/VGoQ1
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Ella Halpern-Matthews has had half a lung removed and suffers from chronic chest infections."
Protecting the vulnerable requires you to protect *everyone*.
How are you going to tell who has chronic infections or missing parts of the lungs with your eyes?
Please wear a mask, N95 or better. 1/
Protecting the vulnerable requires you to protect *everyone*.
How are you going to tell who has chronic infections or missing parts of the lungs with your eyes?
Please wear a mask, N95 or better. 1/
In reviewing the leftover candy from Halloween, the current generation of kids treats Twizzlers the same way older generations treated wax lips, Necco wafers, or those gross Mary Jane PB taffy candies.
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
In reviewing the leftover candy from Halloween, the current generation of kids treats Twizzlers the same way older generations treated wax lips, Necco wafers, or those gross Mary Jane PB taffy candies.
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ART FOR SALE: All my original drawtober inks are up for grabs. They're each $60 total (that includes shipping) If one strikes your fancy shoot me a DM!
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
ART FOR SALE: All my original drawtober inks are up for grabs. They're each $60 total (that includes shipping) If one strikes your fancy shoot me a DM!
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It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com uses examples for credit, @achangeofpants.bsky.social becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!
YCSM 20 - The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
YouTube video by You Can't Scare Me!
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October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It’s a Stine Crime! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com uses examples for credit, @achangeofpants.bsky.social becomes a witch and curses himself with extra warts, and @tomatograndpa.bsky.social’s Grandma won’t let him jack it!
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Sfarties
change one letter, ruin a candy.
Turdish Delight
Turdish Delight
change one letter, ruin a candy.
sugar rabies
sugar rabies
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Sfarties
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Drawtober Day 28: Fan Art Free Space. Auntie Whispers.
"Then, no one shall be devoured alive tonight?"
#drawtober #Halloweenie #overthegardenwall
"Then, no one shall be devoured alive tonight?"
#drawtober #Halloweenie #overthegardenwall
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Drawtober Day 28: Fan Art Free Space. Auntie Whispers.
"Then, no one shall be devoured alive tonight?"
#drawtober #Halloweenie #overthegardenwall
"Then, no one shall be devoured alive tonight?"
#drawtober #Halloweenie #overthegardenwall
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While I dreamt in pre-dawn napping
Suddenly there came some rapping
Paired with beats and butt-cheeks clapping
Stamping on the upstairs floor
“’Who the heck,” I madly muttered,
“Raps this loud at half-past four?"
Quoth my neighbor, "MACKLEMORE"
Suddenly there came some rapping
Paired with beats and butt-cheeks clapping
Stamping on the upstairs floor
“’Who the heck,” I madly muttered,
“Raps this loud at half-past four?"
Quoth my neighbor, "MACKLEMORE"
May 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
While I dreamt in pre-dawn napping
Suddenly there came some rapping
Paired with beats and butt-cheeks clapping
Stamping on the upstairs floor
“’Who the heck,” I madly muttered,
“Raps this loud at half-past four?"
Quoth my neighbor, "MACKLEMORE"
Suddenly there came some rapping
Paired with beats and butt-cheeks clapping
Stamping on the upstairs floor
“’Who the heck,” I madly muttered,
“Raps this loud at half-past four?"
Quoth my neighbor, "MACKLEMORE"
George RR Martin, laughing as he types away in WordStar on a PC from the 80s that can't even connect to the internet.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
George RR Martin, laughing as he types away in WordStar on a PC from the 80s that can't even connect to the internet.
I won't eat cottages. Too big, can never finish one on my own.
6 points
coconut - texture like styrofoam
pickles - rotten food
ranch dressing - no cum thanks
grits - *heaving noises*
canned tuna - its cat food its literally cat food
mayonnaise - see ranch dressing
coconut - texture like styrofoam
pickles - rotten food
ranch dressing - no cum thanks
grits - *heaving noises*
canned tuna - its cat food its literally cat food
mayonnaise - see ranch dressing
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I won't eat cottages. Too big, can never finish one on my own.