Jack-o'-Lantus
oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social
Jack-o'-Lantus
@oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social
I don't work in showbiz, but I do see a lot of scripts.

Mostly medical puns. Mostly.
With that kind of response, the dad 1000% has some heinous material on his HDD.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Lick this 9 volt battery, that'll set ya right.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Jack-o'-Lantus
yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people.

bsky.app/profile/arid...
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My favorite pronoun joke is the one about why the non-binary prospector bought land in California.

Because there's gold in them/their hills.
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'd like to get off scot-free if I can
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Haggis I'll be more careful in the future, then.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The primordial ooze from which the precursor to the twist in "Sorry to Bother You" formed.
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
RDR and RDR2 have so many unintentionally hilarious glitches. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv5c...
Talking, flying horse glitch on Red Dead Redemption
YouTube video by TheUndeadFiend
m.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Galaxy brain/Fancy Pooh meme in reverse
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
And there's so many better options out there. Scholomance, Stealing from Wizards, even The Worst Witch series that predates it is as accessible and far better reads, with great lore, characters, and magic systems.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Every post about your family reinforces how it's just veteran mine.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
All but one of these is a merit badge yet "boy scout" is shorthand for dork-ass loser.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It will go away...eventually. I remember living through a decade of stores selling cringey, casual button down Chinese dragon shirts to teens and adults who didn't grow out of high school.
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm surprised someone like that didn't get euphemistically referred to as "Nutterfingers" after revealing that.
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Don't forget to call your senators that voted no, too, to remind them that not moving to oust Schumer, or electing another quisling as leader, will have consequences for them, too.

That probably still won't be enough to move the needle. We need to up the timeline for organizing a national strike.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Hell this is how I felt until I was most of the way through my 20s.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM