Jack-o'-Lantus
@oxnardmantalvo.bsky.social
I don't work in showbiz, but I do see a lot of scripts.
Mostly medical puns. Mostly.
Mostly medical puns. Mostly.
The holiday shenanigans begin...
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The holiday shenanigans begin...
It will go away...eventually. I remember living through a decade of stores selling cringey, casual button down Chinese dragon shirts to teens and adults who didn't grow out of high school.
November 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It will go away...eventually. I remember living through a decade of stores selling cringey, casual button down Chinese dragon shirts to teens and adults who didn't grow out of high school.
Hell this is how I felt until I was most of the way through my 20s.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hell this is how I felt until I was most of the way through my 20s.
Happy owner of an original @kaseygifford.bsky.social.
Sadly for me, it's gonna be a gift for someone else, but I'm keeping the stickers.
Sadly for me, it's gonna be a gift for someone else, but I'm keeping the stickers.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Happy owner of an original @kaseygifford.bsky.social.
Sadly for me, it's gonna be a gift for someone else, but I'm keeping the stickers.
Sadly for me, it's gonna be a gift for someone else, but I'm keeping the stickers.
In reviewing the leftover candy from Halloween, the current generation of kids treats Twizzlers the same way older generations treated wax lips, Necco wafers, or those gross Mary Jane PB taffy candies.
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
In reviewing the leftover candy from Halloween, the current generation of kids treats Twizzlers the same way older generations treated wax lips, Necco wafers, or those gross Mary Jane PB taffy candies.
I would normally find this kind of cheekiness extremely funny except I'm often the one who has to clean the goddamn things whenever some new employee tries to tube an MRSA swab to the lab.
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I would normally find this kind of cheekiness extremely funny except I'm often the one who has to clean the goddamn things whenever some new employee tries to tube an MRSA swab to the lab.
Wrong. I'm the annoying character that everyone leaving the theater is openly glad didn't survive.
October 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wrong. I'm the annoying character that everyone leaving the theater is openly glad didn't survive.
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day/Italian Americans need a mulligan on their folk hero Day
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day/Italian Americans need a mulligan on their folk hero Day
Brought to you by the people who do this to pie:
October 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Brought to you by the people who do this to pie:
Instant classics, all.
October 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Instant classics, all.
What do zombies take for the pain of being dead?
Corpsaicin
Corpsaicin
October 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
What do zombies take for the pain of being dead?
Corpsaicin
Corpsaicin
PA is the US sleeper champion of silly town names.
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
PA is the US sleeper champion of silly town names.
In Boston it's basically a wash when you factor in the new EV tax (unless you have solar, which a lot of people do)
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
In Boston it's basically a wash when you factor in the new EV tax (unless you have solar, which a lot of people do)
What's the Lich King's favorite season?
October 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
What's the Lich King's favorite season?
![A character in a comic panel saying "WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN'S FIRERY [sic] DICKHOLE IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3whydk5sd3rehoqj3lo4gffy/bafkreif75fgciltol6mwrjrbhypsmvgablp4yjqduh7hhdzwoeoegnmeji@jpeg)
I was inspired by one of the pizzas our department ordered for lunch today.
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I was inspired by one of the pizzas our department ordered for lunch today.
Ever had hong dou bing?
October 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ever had hong dou bing?
New stencil design turned out well. Kiddos were really excited for the test lighting.
October 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
New stencil design turned out well. Kiddos were really excited for the test lighting.
I am become sleep
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I am become sleep
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
September 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point