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Juggalocalism
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Don't get too attached.
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It's pretty messed up that our outlet for howling into the void, venting our deepest fears & outrages is the same machine and medium we use for expressing cool detachment, sharing humour and looking at naked people being sexy. Feel like that should be at least 3 different devices & venues.
This must explain some people's behaviour on Bluesky.
I think a reasonably frequent experience for junior academics is a life wherein they were the smartest person in the room in most rooms they were in (even some pretty fancy rooms) up until The Great Filtration suddenly puts them among a bunch of other people with the same life experience.
February 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Food is better if it has a clear axis.
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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dirtbag leftism got rebranded into our current cultural movement dude lol. woke 2.0 is just the dirtbag left going mainstream
February 8, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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Yeah, it's not that people didn't take Russia seriously as a threat, it's that Hillary cannot admit failure ever, and her supporters who went into 2016 fully went insane thinking her loss was sabotage. Nothing is her fault, still with her, Chapo are Russian bots.
February 8, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Woke 2.0 will be more 'Yes anding...' and less 'actually this isn't cool'. More righteous anger and less 'burrito taxis are praxis'.
One thing we certainly won’t be doing in woke 2 is jumping into a thread to say some stupid shit like “uhmmmm awkshually Jeffrey Epstein was probably dyslexic…” you big stupid fucking moron
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Please watch this just to see JD Vance and other republicans dance painfully.
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 8, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Don't make a stupid, obtuse ignorant post and then start blocking people when they clearly explain why your post is in bad faith.
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Exactly. Authority figures told good kids this was the correct and responsible thing to do. 90s/00s kids just believed going to university would guarantee them the same or better quality of life than their parents. Nobody told them the post cold war economy was an aberration.
“I graduated with £42,000 of debt and even though I’m paying it off, it’s now £72,000.”

It's truly an abomination: On a normal job you keep paying forever. 40 years!

“Why would I trust a government that mis-sold me a loan when I was a child?” is a very good question.
www.ft.com/content/7bf5...
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Bezos burning the Washington post to the ground is as firm a reason for the continued bbc licence as ever there was. Eventually everything that can be owned by a billionaire will be owned by a billionaire and at that point its future will be determined by the whims of a man making 166k per minute.
February 6, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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Maybe we should have a bells and whistles temple to democracy? Maybe that’s a better way to spend 40 large ones than a small part of the AI build out of the plagiarism, CSA and job destruction enshittification machine
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Have a new idea for the next big Kid's franchise.

Capoeira Capybara.

I'm giving you the idea. Can someone turn this into a movie and give me 10%?
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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I've thought for a long time that they should be in the centre of the UK, in a very basic building, with good transport links.

Maybe one of the halls at the NEC in Birmingham?
February 6, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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Show any 18th century Ojibwe literally any billionaire and they'd be like "yep, that's a wendigo. You're gonna need to kill it with fire. How many people has it killed already?"

And you'd be like "this one already killed about 500,000 children in the last year"
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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“A new slew of AI equipment, featuring cameras that watch your every move, was somehow even more expensive than their already considerably pricy lineup of exercise equipment.”

“And shockingly, the company’s doubling down on AI doesn’t appear to have paid off.”
Peloton Institutes Mass Layoffs After Pivoting to AI
Peloton's doubling down on AI doesn't appear to have paid off. The company slashed 11 percent of its workforce this week.
futurism.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I hope I get a Headquarters CD-ROM in the mail soon. I hear the chatrooms are great!
"it's where you can go online to get basically the latest of what's going on"
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Slapping your hands on your knees before you stand up and say "right"
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Feel like we're one election cycle from full on Gangs of New York style society.
February 5, 2026 at 12:36 PM
AI bros ➡️ Quantum bros.
Serial founder Peter Sarlin has a new startup, Qutwo, which aims to help companies switch to AI infrastructure for the hybrid-quantum computing era. It says it already has €20m in future contracts signed
After $655m exit, Silo AI founder unveils new quantum startup
sifted.eu
February 5, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Trump should be more like Hitler and we need an even more violent Gestapo is a hell of a thing to say outloud.
This Claremont twit is so fearful of “wine moms” with cell phones and whistles that he’s demanding Trump crush them with violence.

Or rather, more violence.
February 5, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Imagine coming from a proud European aristocratic family with impeccable inbreeding, genetic deformities that only show up in Dune, non-euclidian teeth etc. Perfected the art of pedophilia pre Magna Carta. Then this dude shows up looking like a mid tier vampire wearing a table cloth as a cravat.
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
People make fun of Marie Gluesenkamp Perez because in her straight talking videos she's always scratching her face and picking her hair but it reminds me of Toshiro Mifune and he's a badass.
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Trusting billionaires is like the Strudel scene in Inglourious Basterds. They pretend to be nice or charming but the constant implication is that they can take everything away at any second. They hold all the power. The menace is palpable. They'll tolerate nuisance unless they change their minds.
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
It's kind of funny that there are like two newspapers left in the world and one of them is 60% word games and recipes. It's usually ok except when it's terrible. The other one is written for investors & bankers and is the last good, universally respected source of news in the solar system.
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM