oNoise
@onoise.bsky.social
Sometimes runs Mario and smashes bros
Git gud but have fun along the way
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@hypohate.bsky.social
He/him 🏳️🌈
Born '96
Git gud but have fun along the way
PP by
@hypohate.bsky.social
He/him 🏳️🌈
Born '96
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JoCat Gobbo Rat Dance (Preview of a longer upcoming video)
January 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
JoCat Gobbo Rat Dance (Preview of a longer upcoming video)
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Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice.
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Water is The One True Liquid, but there are three other liquid types: Tea, Soup, and Juice.
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
Tea is water that's changed by the introduction of a thing which is then removed
Soup is water that has a thing in it
Juice is water that comes from a thing
(Thanks to @marble.bsky.social for the diagram)
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Today a friend and I had lunch and discovered the true form of liquid categorisation.
Join me on a journey of stupidity.
Join me on a journey of stupidity.
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Today a friend and I had lunch and discovered the true form of liquid categorisation.
Join me on a journey of stupidity.
Join me on a journey of stupidity.
youtu.be/dOOUqaNXU8o
This is shockingly close to how my thoughts feel a lot of the time.
Everything is technically there. But the rythm is just all messed up and a lot of the times things are just like a tad too fast so it feels like I'm playing catch up with the words in my brain.
#ADHD
This is shockingly close to how my thoughts feel a lot of the time.
Everything is technically there. But the rythm is just all messed up and a lot of the times things are just like a tad too fast so it feels like I'm playing catch up with the words in my brain.
#ADHD
Mii Channel Theme But Every Note is ACTUALLY the Same Length
YouTube video by Charlie Schomp
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
youtu.be/dOOUqaNXU8o
This is shockingly close to how my thoughts feel a lot of the time.
Everything is technically there. But the rythm is just all messed up and a lot of the times things are just like a tad too fast so it feels like I'm playing catch up with the words in my brain.
#ADHD
This is shockingly close to how my thoughts feel a lot of the time.
Everything is technically there. But the rythm is just all messed up and a lot of the times things are just like a tad too fast so it feels like I'm playing catch up with the words in my brain.
#ADHD
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Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
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Cortana Halo is just Clippy after she transitioned
January 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Cortana Halo is just Clippy after she transitioned
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PUT AWAY YOUR SCIMITAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE HUNGER. AND YOU WILL WIN.
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
PUT AWAY YOUR SCIMITAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE HUNGER. AND YOU WILL WIN.
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Wir zeichnen ganz bald die neue Staffel MAITHINK X für euch auf und wollen dieses Mal über das sehr wichtige Thema ME/CFS sprechen. Hier ein Aufruf, dem ihr gerne folgen könnt, wenn ihr das mögt. Oder markiert einfach Personen, von denen ihr wisst, dass sie etwas dazu zu sagen haben. Danke euch! 🙏
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Wir zeichnen ganz bald die neue Staffel MAITHINK X für euch auf und wollen dieses Mal über das sehr wichtige Thema ME/CFS sprechen. Hier ein Aufruf, dem ihr gerne folgen könnt, wenn ihr das mögt. Oder markiert einfach Personen, von denen ihr wisst, dass sie etwas dazu zu sagen haben. Danke euch! 🙏
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I do not believe in the death penalty for humans.
I do support the death penalty for corporations.
When they murder people, let's dissolve them. Break them up, destroy their technology, nationalize their assets.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
I do support the death penalty for corporations.
When they murder people, let's dissolve them. Break them up, destroy their technology, nationalize their assets.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Murder-suicide case shows OpenAI selectively hides data after users die
OpenAI accused of hiding full ChatGPT logs in murder-suicide case.
arstechnica.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I do not believe in the death penalty for humans.
I do support the death penalty for corporations.
When they murder people, let's dissolve them. Break them up, destroy their technology, nationalize their assets.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
I do support the death penalty for corporations.
When they murder people, let's dissolve them. Break them up, destroy their technology, nationalize their assets.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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And one more shout-out for a great curator page run by @bimbo.city - Under 100 games. Spotlighting great stuff that has under 100 Steam User Reviews, which according to THE ALGORITHM means that they're not real games yet
(Leave Steam reviews on everything you enjoy, even if it's just a 'cool game')
(Leave Steam reviews on everything you enjoy, even if it's just a 'cool game')
Steam Curator: Under100Games
Great Games with Under 100 Reviews
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January 5, 2026 at 7:01 AM
And one more shout-out for a great curator page run by @bimbo.city - Under 100 games. Spotlighting great stuff that has under 100 Steam User Reviews, which according to THE ALGORITHM means that they're not real games yet
(Leave Steam reviews on everything you enjoy, even if it's just a 'cool game')
(Leave Steam reviews on everything you enjoy, even if it's just a 'cool game')
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A very long and important THREAD -
The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974.
And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself.
Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974.
And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself.
Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 AM
A very long and important THREAD -
The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974.
And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself.
Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
The real reason the US is invading Venezuela goes back to a deal Henry Kissinger made with Saudi Arabia in 1974.
And I'm going to explain why this is actually about the SURVIVAL of the US dollar itself.
Not drugs. Not terrorism. Not "democracy." 1/
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Das ist ein guter Thread aus 2025, den zu lesen sich auch 2026 noch sehr lohnt, unter anderem mit sehr interessanten Verweisen zur „Umschichtung“ von Integrationsmitteln zur Personalkostendeckung der Jobcenter. (1/5)
1/5 www.tagesschau.de/inland/gesel...
Zu diesem Beitrag der #Tagesschau:
Es sind mehr Hausbesuche der #Jobcenter zu erwarten in nächster Zeit. Wichtig ist zu wissen: Niemand ist verpflichtet, solchen Schnüffler*innen die Tür zu öffnen. Das Hereinlassen >>
Zu diesem Beitrag der #Tagesschau:
Es sind mehr Hausbesuche der #Jobcenter zu erwarten in nächster Zeit. Wichtig ist zu wissen: Niemand ist verpflichtet, solchen Schnüffler*innen die Tür zu öffnen. Das Hereinlassen >>
Aus Bürgergeld wird Grundsicherung - und neue Probleme entstehen
Weniger Geld bei Verstößen: 2026 soll die Grundsicherung das Bürgergeld ersetzen. Gäste eines Mittagstisches in der Pfalz befürworten den Wechsel - auch wenn sie selbst Bürgergeld beziehen. Von Juri S...
www.tagesschau.de
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Das ist ein guter Thread aus 2025, den zu lesen sich auch 2026 noch sehr lohnt, unter anderem mit sehr interessanten Verweisen zur „Umschichtung“ von Integrationsmitteln zur Personalkostendeckung der Jobcenter. (1/5)
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Nach bald 20 Jahren Strafrichtertätigkeit würde ich, wäre ich Betroffene*r, beim Jobcenter ohne Zeug*innen nicht einmal Unterlagen einwerfen oder abgeben. (3/5)
January 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Nach bald 20 Jahren Strafrichtertätigkeit würde ich, wäre ich Betroffene*r, beim Jobcenter ohne Zeug*innen nicht einmal Unterlagen einwerfen oder abgeben. (3/5)
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Somnophilia is a pretty underrated kink, I feel like folks have been sleeping on this one
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Somnophilia is a pretty underrated kink, I feel like folks have been sleeping on this one
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Artist: ME, I MADE THIS MYSELF
Steam Winter Sale is still active for 30 more hours!
Want a chill Sunday adventure?! Jump into PaperKlay!
Want a chill Sunday adventure?! Jump into PaperKlay!
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Artist: ME, I MADE THIS MYSELF
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31. Yoku's Island Express
Can't tell you how much fun this pinball Metroidvania is, you play as a little dung beetle rolling a ball around, and your job is to deliver the mail, but that doesn't tell you just how delightful it is to fire this little guy around the environment with pinball flippers.
Can't tell you how much fun this pinball Metroidvania is, you play as a little dung beetle rolling a ball around, and your job is to deliver the mail, but that doesn't tell you just how delightful it is to fire this little guy around the environment with pinball flippers.
Save 90% on Yoku's Island Express on Steam
Meet Yoku, the pint-sized postman protagonist of Yoku's Island Express! Use a unique blend of pinball mechanics, platforming and open world exploration to unlock the secrets of Mokumana Island, help t...
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January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
31. Yoku's Island Express
Can't tell you how much fun this pinball Metroidvania is, you play as a little dung beetle rolling a ball around, and your job is to deliver the mail, but that doesn't tell you just how delightful it is to fire this little guy around the environment with pinball flippers.
Can't tell you how much fun this pinball Metroidvania is, you play as a little dung beetle rolling a ball around, and your job is to deliver the mail, but that doesn't tell you just how delightful it is to fire this little guy around the environment with pinball flippers.
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This game is ridiculously fun, with really unique characters and pinball-based puzzle platforming that just... Gods I love this game.
31. Yoku's Island Express
Can't tell you how much fun this pinball Metroidvania is, you play as a little dung beetle rolling a ball around, and your job is to deliver the mail, but that doesn't tell you just how delightful it is to fire this little guy around the environment with pinball flippers.
Can't tell you how much fun this pinball Metroidvania is, you play as a little dung beetle rolling a ball around, and your job is to deliver the mail, but that doesn't tell you just how delightful it is to fire this little guy around the environment with pinball flippers.
Save 90% on Yoku's Island Express on Steam
Meet Yoku, the pint-sized postman protagonist of Yoku's Island Express! Use a unique blend of pinball mechanics, platforming and open world exploration to unlock the secrets of Mokumana Island, help t...
store.steampowered.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This game is ridiculously fun, with really unique characters and pinball-based puzzle platforming that just... Gods I love this game.
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raccoon doodlin' while listening to true crime
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
raccoon doodlin' while listening to true crime
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In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine
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Happy New Year! 🎄
The past year was full of challenges and growth, and many moments that became bright real memories.
May the year ahead be kind and honest and bring warmth, inspiration and dreams coming true 🫶
The past year was full of challenges and growth, and many moments that became bright real memories.
May the year ahead be kind and honest and bring warmth, inspiration and dreams coming true 🫶
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Happy New Year! 🎄
The past year was full of challenges and growth, and many moments that became bright real memories.
May the year ahead be kind and honest and bring warmth, inspiration and dreams coming true 🫶
The past year was full of challenges and growth, and many moments that became bright real memories.
May the year ahead be kind and honest and bring warmth, inspiration and dreams coming true 🫶
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Denkt dran, rechtzeitig zu lüften wenn bei euch geböllert wird!
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Denkt dran, rechtzeitig zu lüften wenn bei euch geböllert wird!
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Darkly hilarious to imagine someone experiencing the complex emotions caused by holding your child: love, care, fear, overwhelm - and immediately being like "I need to let everyone know I want to commit mass murder." Just hold your kid you weirdo!!!
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Darkly hilarious to imagine someone experiencing the complex emotions caused by holding your child: love, care, fear, overwhelm - and immediately being like "I need to let everyone know I want to commit mass murder." Just hold your kid you weirdo!!!
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起きない犬🐶
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
December 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
起きない犬🐶
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.
Good morning. Dogs don't want to get out of bed either.