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@onoise.bsky.social
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Sometimes runs Mario and smashes bros

Git gud but have fun along the way



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onoise.bsky.social
Credit @cakeandcrows.bsky.social (I think).

The fourth picture especially captures my experience with gender so well.

I want things out of both boxes but I hate that they are in the boxes to begin with. Just dump the boxes on the floor and let me pick and choose.
A four panel comic black lines on white background by artist cakeandcrows2020. Panel one shows a person standing in front of two small boxes. One box has the male symbol on it the other one the female symbol. The person looks at them in thought and says "hmm". In panel two the person put one foot in each box, awkwardly squatting over them and says "Hmm" slightly louder and with a slightly unsatisfied facial expression. Panel three has the person sitting in the female box with the male box on it's head (the person is too big for the boxes). They are still thinking "hmmm" but even louder. Panel four shows the person on all fours, putting both feet in the female box and both hands in the male box. The position looks uncomfortable, their facial expression seems strained and the person thinks even louder still: "Hmmm"
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
onoise.bsky.social
An den hier kommt nichts ran. Wenn der zu intensiv ist probier die anderen von der Marke die sind allesamt bisschen milder. Zweiter Favorit ist Ananas Curry aber da muss ich grad Bock drauf haben.

Was ich in letzter Zeit auch sehr mag ist der pikante Hummus (gleiche Marke aber im Kühlregal).
Ein Glas Veganer Tomate Basilikum Aufstrich von Kaufland Marke Take it Veggie
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
onoise.bsky.social
“I’m just going to watch Shrek in my head.” As a little kid, I was SOOOOOO damn obsessed with Shrek. I mean the kind of obsessed where I’d watch it over and over again days in a row. It was all I ever wanted to watch. It got to the point where I had memorised it word-for-word, and beat-for-beat. This meant that, somehow, I could watch it in my head—timed perfectly. No fast forwarding, no skipping. Now this was fine for car trips and such, because my dad would be like “Hey do you want some colouring-in to do?” And id be like “Nah, I’m going to watch Shrek in my head.” Ocassionally my dad would ask where I was up to in the movie—just to check on me. Youre probably thinking Huh that’s weird but cool I guess? Wrong. Sort of. It got so bad that I’d watch it in my head at night before I went to sleep. My dad would literally check on me at night, notice I was blankly staring up at the ceiling, and have to yell “Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!”
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
onoise.bsky.social
This artist just randomly drew a thirsttrap version of me :D

Apart from the level of buffness and the exact piercings, beard and haircolor this is eerily accurate (also you should follow D.J. they make great stuff!)
Selfie of me, white person with short red hair, blue eyes, a helix ring and a pink gummybear earring, short brown chinbeard and black clothes, smiling into the camera
August 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
onoise.bsky.social
Managed to get my sob under 51! We're not back yet but we're getting there!
Sum of best Segments 50:59
August 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
onoise.bsky.social
Diesen Punkt müssen wir noch viel viel mehr verinnerlichen. Manche Sachen sind einfach grundsätzlich nicht Nachhaltig und selbst in der grünsten Utopie werden sie niemals nachhaltig werden können.

Siehe auch Individualverkehr, (momentan üblicher) Fleischkonsum, und noch viel mehr
Abschnitt aus dem zitierten Artikel: Klar könnten Schiffe möglicherweise irgendwann aus einem möglichen Überfluss aus Erneuerbaren Energien gespeist werden und Müll besser als heute vermeiden. Aber eine schwimmende Stahlstadt herzustellen und zu bewegen, um tausende Menschen auf eine Luxusreise über die Weltmeere zu machen, wird nie „nachhaltig“ sein.
August 21, 2025 at 11:34 AM
onoise.bsky.social
I am looking respectfully meme
August 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
onoise.bsky.social
ADHD medication really feels like a monkey's paw kinda deal. Vivance gives me a few hours of hyperfocus but also makes me forget anything that's not physically in front of me.

But hey at least my laundry is done so it was all worth it
A sign that says 0 days since last time I almost burned down the kitchen because my ADHD meds made me forget that I put a pizza in my oven
August 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
onoise.bsky.social
Feel free to include obscure titles, if I don't know something I'll do a quick google search and tell you my first impression.
Black text on white background, which states the following: "Tell me a video game name and I'm going to tell you my honest opinion about"
July 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
onoise.bsky.social
An old meme that says "I'm in this photo and I don't like it"
July 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
onoise.bsky.social
Drove by a sick band name yesterday
A blue sign by the side of the road that reads "Helmetal"
July 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
onoise.bsky.social
Hab vor paar Jahren so eine Kühlmatte für Hunde geschenkt bekommen und das ist ein Gamechanger vorallem abends zum einschlafen.
Hund der auf einer blauen Kühlmatte liegt
June 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
onoise.bsky.social
Zwei Banger an einer Tonne
Foto von einem Mülleimer mit zwei Stickern drauf. Auf dem ersten steht Saurier-Fans gegen rechts. Darunter ist ein süßer vierbeiniger Dino der in ein Hakenkreuz reinbeißt. Der zweite Sticker sieht aus wie die Nutriscore Grafik auf Lebensmitteln nur dass hier statt ABCD die Buchstaben ACAB stehen.
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
onoise.bsky.social
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
One of the crew members from Among Us wearing a pink spacesuit and a yellow post it note on the face that says "dum"
June 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
onoise.bsky.social
I've learned the name of this one because of Banjo Tooie :D
Screenshot of the N64 video game Banjo Tooie showing Scrotty, a grey blue Styracosaurus sittinh on a pile of hay in a cave.
June 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
onoise.bsky.social
Only king I acknowledge
Screenshot of the video game Conker's Bad Fur Day for the N64 showing a big throne cushioned with red velvet. Sitting on it is Conker, the protagonist of the game. A humanoid red squirrel wearing a blue sweater and sneakers. A big golden crown is crookedly placed on his head and he is holding a glass of milk in one hand. He stares into the camera with a sinister smile.
June 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
onoise.bsky.social
I don't drink but I have this conversation in my brain more often than I'd like to admit :')

(Go read QC it's very good: questionablecontent.net)
The current strip of the webcomic Questionable Content by Jeph Jacques titled Short Attention Span Theater. Panel One shows Liz, a young white woman with short black hair enter from the left. She is drunk, wears a white tank top, carries a bent golf club and yells: "The beast is dead. I am victorious." referencing a Pinata she just destroyed. On a couch to her right sits Marten, a young man a few years older than her. He too has short black hair and is wearing an olive shirt. With a smirk he replies: "Well done, Beowulf." In Panel two Liz looks up wondering "There was something else I was gonna do. Before." Marten puts his hand on his head saying "You were about to make a bad decision and we were trying to talk you out of it." Panel three Liz points at Marten asking "A fun bad decision or a bad bad decision?" Marten replies: "Bad bad." Panel four shows Liz thinking about it. Panel five Liz thinks about it some more and looks at Marten critically. Panel six Liz, with a drunken smile on her face says: "Tell me what it was. I wanna do it." Marten points off screen with a (faked) surprised look and exclaims "Oh my god! A second pinata!"
June 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
onoise.bsky.social
Screenshot from a first generation Pokemon game that says It's super effective!
June 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
onoise.bsky.social
Diese Szene war so stark in meinem Kopf, dass ichs editen musste I'm sorry :D
Picture of 6 medium sized birds, sitting on two big tree branches drifting in a river. Four of them sit on the right branch and two on the left one. One of the two on the left is turned to the group of four on the right and says "omg hi guys can I join you on the cool kids branch?". The other one on the left branch says "Robert, you're 43 - stop bothering the teenagers"
April 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
onoise.bsky.social
This one was a banger. And the soundtrack slaps too.
Box art of the N64 game Chameleon Twist showing a blue anthropomorphized chameleon using their long tounge to catch a caterpillar enemy. There's various other enemies from the game in the background
March 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
onoise.bsky.social
I'm such a pöet
Screenshot of a Discord message by me. It reads "yup Real meet cute over a tuna sandwich Put on some bacon call that a meat cute" Meat as in m e a t
March 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
onoise.bsky.social
In case you didn't know there's a setting to remind you before posting :)
Screenshot of the Bluesky Accessibility settings with the box next to "Require alt text before posting" checked
March 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
onoise.bsky.social
In case you were wondering: This is my route 1
Two screenshots of Pokemon Fire Red. They show a wild Entei and a wild Zapdos appearing.
March 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
onoise.bsky.social
Evil Clone Jesus

VS

A literal tadpole
Screenshot of Pokemon Fire Red. The player has a Poliwag level 6 and is facing a Mewtwo level 7
March 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
onoise.bsky.social
Direkt heute erledigt
Selfie von mir, schwarzes tank top und rosa Haare. Lächelnd. Sitz auf einem Sofa.
February 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM