I Read All The Comments
@onlymildly.bsky.social
Here to smash the “like” and “repost” button and pretty much nothing else.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
boss: you name that knockoff gummy nerds candy yet?
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
July 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
boss: you name that knockoff gummy nerds candy yet?
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
marketer: sure did boss, real fuckin sexual just like you asked.
boss: what
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
GOOD NEWS: Phone calls in New York State prisons will be free starting next month, a critical win that will save families more than $13 million a year.
Helping incarcerated people stay connected to their loved ones is an investment in public safety.
Helping incarcerated people stay connected to their loved ones is an investment in public safety.
Prisoners’ Phone Calls Will Soon Be Free in New York State
www.nytimes.com
July 23, 2025 at 2:18 PM
GOOD NEWS: Phone calls in New York State prisons will be free starting next month, a critical win that will save families more than $13 million a year.
Helping incarcerated people stay connected to their loved ones is an investment in public safety.
Helping incarcerated people stay connected to their loved ones is an investment in public safety.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
July 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
The man's arrest is the latest case of federal authorities detaining immigrants with legal status during immigration check-ins. Lawmakers call the detainment of those who helped U.S. troops at war a betrayal. [via @wbur.org]
Former Afghan interpreter for U.S. military detained by ICE after routine immigration appointment
Zia’s arrest is the latest case of federal authorities detaining immigrants with legal status during immigration check-ins. Lawmakers call the detainment of those who helped U.S. troops at war a betra...
n.pr
July 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The man's arrest is the latest case of federal authorities detaining immigrants with legal status during immigration check-ins. Lawmakers call the detainment of those who helped U.S. troops at war a betrayal. [via @wbur.org]
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
the worst thing about putting your baby in a driverless waymo is when another parent shows up with THEIR baby at the same time and it's like no i don't want to do a rideshare do you know how dangerous that is
July 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
the worst thing about putting your baby in a driverless waymo is when another parent shows up with THEIR baby at the same time and it's like no i don't want to do a rideshare do you know how dangerous that is
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
Calling a child mean/rude because they are not sociable is an unfair and lazy assessment.
Children do not owe us outgoingness to be deemed worthy of consideration.
Children do not owe us outgoingness to be deemed worthy of consideration.
June 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Calling a child mean/rude because they are not sociable is an unfair and lazy assessment.
Children do not owe us outgoingness to be deemed worthy of consideration.
Children do not owe us outgoingness to be deemed worthy of consideration.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
That baby wasn't delivered. Living humans deliver babies.
Do not normalize this.
Do not normalize this.
The family of Adriana Smith, a metro Atlanta nurse who was declared brain dead in February while pregnant, said her baby boy has arrived
“He's expected to be OK. He's just fighting. We just want prayers for him.”
“He's expected to be OK. He's just fighting. We just want prayers for him.”
Family says baby delivered through C-section from Georgia mom who was declared brain dead
The infant, named Chance, was born Friday, June 13, around 4:41 a.m. by emergency Cesarean section.
www.11alive.com
June 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That baby wasn't delivered. Living humans deliver babies.
Do not normalize this.
Do not normalize this.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
June 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
June 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
A senator was dragged out of a press conference for standing up for his constituents and against fascism.
Watch how your representatives and senators respond to their own colleague being treated like this. That'll show you how they'll react when it's *you* on the ground.
A senator was dragged out of a press conference for standing up for his constituents and against fascism.
Watch how your representatives and senators respond to their own colleague being treated like this. That'll show you how they'll react when it's *you* on the ground.
Call your senators, demand they shut the Senate down.
June 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
A senator was dragged out of a press conference for standing up for his constituents and against fascism.
Watch how your representatives and senators respond to their own colleague being treated like this. That'll show you how they'll react when it's *you* on the ground.
A senator was dragged out of a press conference for standing up for his constituents and against fascism.
Watch how your representatives and senators respond to their own colleague being treated like this. That'll show you how they'll react when it's *you* on the ground.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
June 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When a cabinet member announces "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders," where do you go from there. What is left to say. The idea of that being anything short of a near-universal "Wait, what the fuck is going on" moment proves how far we've backslid.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
Fight the Empire.
June 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fight the Empire.
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
centrist: we need to focus on popular policy
me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?
centrist: no haha not that policy
me: ok so…gun control?
centrist: no lol not that policy either
me: ok which policy?
centrist: oh you know the ones
me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?
centrist: no haha not that policy
me: ok so…gun control?
centrist: no lol not that policy either
me: ok which policy?
centrist: oh you know the ones
June 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
centrist: we need to focus on popular policy
me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?
centrist: no haha not that policy
me: ok so…gun control?
centrist: no lol not that policy either
me: ok which policy?
centrist: oh you know the ones
me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?
centrist: no haha not that policy
me: ok so…gun control?
centrist: no lol not that policy either
me: ok which policy?
centrist: oh you know the ones
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
"let copilot help you draft"
"can gemini write that for you"
I have now taken the only reasonable course of action in the circumstances
"can gemini write that for you"
I have now taken the only reasonable course of action in the circumstances
May 31, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"let copilot help you draft"
"can gemini write that for you"
I have now taken the only reasonable course of action in the circumstances
"can gemini write that for you"
I have now taken the only reasonable course of action in the circumstances
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
happy early Pride Month everyone
May 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
happy early Pride Month everyone
Reposted by I Read All The Comments
"Didn't get enough done this week" she says every week. The eldest daughter urge to classify a week as being good if only you were very productive.
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Didn't get enough done this week" she says every week. The eldest daughter urge to classify a week as being good if only you were very productive.