Oh, George is Here
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Moments sublime with intervals hilarious.
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I’ve got big time Orko energy.
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wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his cereal. didn’t realize he was a really scary vampire
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his cereal. didn’t realize he was a really scary vampire
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Grown ass man drinking juice
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Grown ass man drinking juice
I used to smoke crack with an anesthesiologist before we both went to work.
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I used to smoke crack with an anesthesiologist before we both went to work.
I want Christian Bale to play me in a movie of my life, but know it’s gonna end up being fucking Greg Grunberg.
October 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I want Christian Bale to play me in a movie of my life, but know it’s gonna end up being fucking Greg Grunberg.
My 13 year old called me “city balls” yesterday.
Man. This kid knows me. My balls are so city.
Man. This kid knows me. My balls are so city.
October 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My 13 year old called me “city balls” yesterday.
Man. This kid knows me. My balls are so city.
Man. This kid knows me. My balls are so city.
You’re in her DMs.
I am her DM.
I am her DM.
April 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
You’re in her DMs.
I am her DM.
I am her DM.
Mark from finance brought bagels
a man in a blue shirt is running down a ramp with a wwe logo in the background
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is running down a ramp with a wwe logo in the background
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April 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Mark from finance brought bagels
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Me: *gets possessed
Demon: you live like this??
Demon: you live like this??
April 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Me: *gets possessed
Demon: you live like this??
Demon: you live like this??
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“Well I’ll be damned”
—me, confirming what many have assumed
—me, confirming what many have assumed
April 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“Well I’ll be damned”
—me, confirming what many have assumed
—me, confirming what many have assumed
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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here putting pizza rolls in my purse.
April 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here putting pizza rolls in my purse.
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There's no high like a falutin high.
April 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There's no high like a falutin high.
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You there, garçon. A bottle of your finest Advil.
March 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
You there, garçon. A bottle of your finest Advil.
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I can't today. I have to change my clothes until they're comfortable and it's not working
April 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I can't today. I have to change my clothes until they're comfortable and it's not working
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I live my life the same way I fold a fitted sheet. Like a psycho.
March 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I live my life the same way I fold a fitted sheet. Like a psycho.
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I am woman, hear me “whatever.”
February 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I am woman, hear me “whatever.”
Please don’t expect me to have my shit together by my second rodeo.
April 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Please don’t expect me to have my shit together by my second rodeo.
“Set it all on fire!”
Me, after I get honey on my hand while grabbing the honey jar
Me, after I get honey on my hand while grabbing the honey jar
April 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Set it all on fire!”
Me, after I get honey on my hand while grabbing the honey jar
Me, after I get honey on my hand while grabbing the honey jar
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“Why are all the good ones married?” I often wonder about myself
April 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Why are all the good ones married?” I often wonder about myself
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*gets stoned*
now to kill two birds
now to kill two birds
April 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
*gets stoned*
now to kill two birds
now to kill two birds
I talk a lot of shit for a guy that casually drops “lickity split” a few times a day.
April 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I talk a lot of shit for a guy that casually drops “lickity split” a few times a day.
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If you post a selfie and strangers on the internet don’t tell you you’re pretty
BURN. SHIT. DOWN
BURN. SHIT. DOWN
April 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you post a selfie and strangers on the internet don’t tell you you’re pretty
BURN. SHIT. DOWN
BURN. SHIT. DOWN
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Pretty sure the love of my life is a chili slaw hotdog
April 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pretty sure the love of my life is a chili slaw hotdog
Have you tried deleting Twitter about it?
April 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Have you tried deleting Twitter about it?
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We should sing some John Denver about it
April 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We should sing some John Denver about it
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Filling the trunk of my Camry with 300lbs of pastrami and trying to get to Minneapolis in under five hours like some discount Smokey and the Bandit.
April 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Filling the trunk of my Camry with 300lbs of pastrami and trying to get to Minneapolis in under five hours like some discount Smokey and the Bandit.