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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD
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#OurFlagMeansDeath, fanfic writer, 50 (how?), vegan, PsA, CPTSD, ADHD. they/he/she. Reposts NSFW art & fic.

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Zuckerbaby_1 Secret Owner of 'alf a Pyramid #LongLiveOFMD @ofmdzb.bsky.social · Sep 11
Welcome to the new series of Taskmaster! The Taskmaster & his loyal assistant are joined by five new contestants, ready to face any task the Taskmaster throws at them.

Your Time Starts Now archiveofourown.org/works/70614116

Contains: Tasks! Fake flirting! Jealous Ed! More tasks!

#OFMD #OFMDFic
A purple patterned background with text Your Time Starts Now by Zuckerbaby_1. There's a graphic of an envelope that says 'Taskmaster AU' Edward Teach has been the Taskmaster for almost as long as he's known his best friend (and oblivious love of Ed's life) Stede Bonnet. He loves being the Taskmaster and he loves Stede, and he really wishes Izzy would stop nagging him to just talk to Stede about how he feels. Stede Bonnet thinks that he's the luckiest man on earth to have a best friend as wonderful as Ed Teach. He can't imagine his life without Ed in it, and has never felt quite so connected to anyone ever before. Pity that he doesn't really get along with Ed's oldest friend and comedy partner, Izzy. Izzy Hands has been Ed's friend for longer than he's been the Taskmaster's Assistant, and has watched Ed and Stede 'fucking oblivious' Bonnet pine after each other for long enough that he's actually allowed himself to be dragged into an elaborate plan to get them together. Now the three of them are in the studio, along with the rest of the cast for the new series of Taskmaster, the crew behind the scenes and, of course, the live studio audience. Surely nothing life-changing is going to happen over the next five days of filming. Here it is! Another combination of two things that I adore - Our Flag Means Death and Taskmaster. I've been thinking about this AU for a while, especially inspired by a piece of art that Mint posted on bsky. I began writing in January 2025 but then took a bit of a sabbatical, picking it up again properly in July/August. As of first day of publishing, this is still a WIP, but I'm aiming to stay ahead of the publishing schedule (Thursdays and Mondays) with my writing. Let's see how we go. The end game of the fic is Gentlebeard. However, while it's all about getting Stede and Ed together, I'm having fun exploring the dynamics across the three of them through the lens of their performance personas vs their personal lives. Izzy and Ed had a sexual relationship in the past, and it is referenced in passing, though they are simply friends and coworkers now. And as part of the elaborate plan to get Ed and Stede together (finally!!) there will be fake flirting between Izzy and Stede, with some insights and revelations along the way. I know that won't for everyone, and completely understand anyone choosing not to read the fic because of that. A03 tags page for the fic.
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butterscup95.bsky.social
Have some PotC vibes for your kiss feed ❤️ #OFMD
A frame from the You Drew Me a Lovely Frame project. Ed cups Stede’s face as they kiss in the rain.
January 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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boblablubb.bsky.social
Here are some of my newest kisses (or near-kisses): Two frames from the recent 'You drew me a lovely frame'-project. I cropped the dancing pic a bit and zoomed it in, so Buttons and Izzy would be easier to see. :) #ofmdart #ofmdfanart #ofmd
A snippet of a larger painting, created for the 'You drew me a lovely frame' project. Ed and Stede are dressed like the cake toppers, Stede in a peach coloured suit, and Ed in a cerulean blue dress with pink flowers. They are dancing on a beach, kissing. To their right is the seagull Buttons sitting on a rock, holding some roses in his beak. To their left is Izzy in crab shape, with a golden leg. He is throwing roses at them. Ed and Stede close together, Stede in his dark teal shirt, Ed in his leathers. Ed is holding Stede's face in both hands, just having kissed each other. Ed looks down and says 'I love you, I love you!' Stede looks him deeply in the eyes and says 'I know, I know that!' Background is purplish pink with stars and glitter.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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redwsailing.bsky.social
I love the Revenge so much and I am so pleased with how this turned out 😭

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
An embroidered design of a ship against a vibrant sunset A tiny embroidered unicorn figurehead
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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amladydragonfly.bsky.social
*sighhhhhhhhhh* why so beautiful 🫠🫠🫠
#ofmd
Taika Waititi as Blackbeard. Long flowing salt and pepper hair half up in a bun, short salt and pepper beard, big beautiful brown eyes *sigh*
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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edskrakenera.bsky.social
ed is so prettyyy
ed scrunching up and smiling w the long beard all cute and happy ed in the doorway looking over his shoulder all wide eyed and pretty w Arm on display ed pondering and brooding w his fingerless gloves and unbuttoned jacket sleeve (slut) an long hat and beard and he beautiful short hair dangly earring ed w a gun abt to ask izzy to kill him while serving absolute cunt
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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robertaseaport.bsky.social
😘
Tiny cross stitch of Stede and Ed kissing
January 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
experimenting

#ofmdfanart
a digital drawing of stede wearing a red and blue striped suit
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
just gotta give the biggest thanks to all fic writers right now, shit is bleak but I am SO thankful to have these stories for a safe space this week for real
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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aliassamm.bsky.social
You need kisses? I've got kisses. Here's a small selection.
(I may have a (small?) problem. I have so much kiss art and many of them are wips. Send help.) It's fine. I'm fine.
#ofmd #ofmdfanart
A drawing of OFMD's Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet kissing on the beach. A drawing of OFMD's Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet kissing in a chair. A drawing of OFMD's Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet kissing on a car. A drawing of OFMD's Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet kissing in the ocean.
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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whores.horse
I've got plenty of those 😌

#ofmd
January 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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the-widow-olivia.bsky.social
This is the one @merryfinches.bsky.social made for my NASA boys! 💖💖💖
Ed and Stede, as Apollo astronauts, kissing in zero gravity in the LM.
January 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
✨💋💋✨
swappin' spit
digital art of Stede Bonnet kissing Edward Teach passionately. Stede has his hand in Ed's hair. they are surrounded by a glowing, nebula-like aura. this is frame #136 of the group project You Wear Fine Frames Well. illustration done in Procreate by xray_vex #OFMD #saveOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
seabird, seabird
fly home ✨

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
January 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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ovaettr.gay
I cant afford meds and vitamin c because i have 30 dollars to my name and cant spend it cuz i need to pay for utilities TOMORROW they are due and i only have 30/140 needed

Does ANYONE out there want my shitty art and zines

Please check my kofi shop if you want to help a sick artist #HelpSky
January 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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damngoodmarmalade.bsky.social
Can anyone help this person with their thesis? I feel like we have some good examples of weirdos we’ve interacted with here. #ofmd www.reddit.com/r/OurFlagMea...
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January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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mermaidinn.bsky.social
I think this is my favorite kiss I’ve drawn
Digital illustration of ed teach and merperson Stede embracing and kissing underwater
January 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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deanbird.bsky.social
My current favorite art I've done 😍

(Still working on rendering it at a larger size for loading onto Redbubble and such ✨)

#OFMD
Ed and Stede with their lips millimeters apart. Ed is holding Stede's face. The overall color palette is pinks and purples and there seems to be a shining light coming from between them where their hearts are. There are colorful nebulae and stars in the sky, and sparkly stars in their hair.
January 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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amuseoffyre.bsky.social
Little bit of S1 Ed because I miss him and his big expressive eyes.
#ofmd
profile photo of Ed Teach from episode 3 of S1 of OFMD, in a darkened room, holding up some jewellery to examine it photo of Ed Teach from episode 4 of S1 of OFMD, sitting in Stede's cabin, looking down at Stede (who is out of shot) photo of Ed Teach from episode 5 of S1 of OFMD, in a darkened room lit by a candle and surrounded by glassware, glowering down at the table in front of him A night photo of Ed teach close to the rigging in episode 6, looking back over his shoulder, his face and body lit by orange lanternlight
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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babykraken.bsky.social
I should probs finish this
Ed n Stede snog sketch
June 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ofmdzb.bsky.social
I have a kiss from the @youdrewaloveframe.bsky.social frames project! (This one references my fic Weirdo Hours, mostly cos that made me giggle, but yay, kiss!) #OFMD #OFMDFanart
A sketch of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death just beginning to kiss. The background is a repeating series of Crisco shortening cans.
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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owltrousers.bsky.social
Oooh, are we doing kissing?
Embroidery from You Drew Me A Lovely Frame, Ed & Steve kissing, with embroidered lines from Our Flag Means Death
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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owltrousers.bsky.social
Also for your consideration
First Ed & Stede kiss, from Gayeux Tapestry Season 1 episode 9 Ed & Stede kiss, plus bonus Lucius & Pete kiss from Gayeux Tapestry Season 2 episode 5 Ed & Stede kiss from Calypso's Birthday, Season 2 episode 6 Ed & Stede kiss from Season 2 episode 8
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
oh, I've got a new one since this first went around 👀👀
#OFMDfanart #OFMDnsfw
A digital drawing of Ed and Stede locked in a passionate kiss. It is styled to look like burnt sienna pencil with white highlights in a mid tone linen paper background. Ed is leaning back over his shoulder to meet Stede’s desperate mouth as Stede reaches around to cradle Ed’s head. All you really see is the hint of their bare shoulders, but the implication is that they are getting down. WAY down
January 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
it's thirsty thursday so have another!! this one was inspired by a delicious lil fic all about kissing written by @adamarks.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/66901603
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
llustrated screen from the fic “Mwah” by jay/adamarks. Ed and Stede making out in the bed nook of the Revenge in the soft early morning light. Ed is wearing his rice sack onesie, Stede is in a cream colored shirt and dark gray pants. Read fic on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/66901603
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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siren-events.bsky.social
Because I did promise you all a lil' treat, there will be a #BOF2 BONUS PANEL.

Courtney J Andersen, expert in historical ship rigging brought The Revenge to life, but also did the calligraphy on the Act of Grace, subbed in some whip shots for Calico Jack & more...

...and has #OFMD treats for us.
January 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM