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petrichorca.bsky.social
pez | bi ed and stede calf truther
@petrichorca.bsky.social
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pez or p 🔞🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🌌🌿🍑 white, 40s, she/her
ofmd, animorphs, & smashing the patriarchy are my passions
pfp by taylor sterry, header by @thatjadeykinns
socials: https://petrichorca-pez.carrd.co/
Co-captain of @OFMDRareShips
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pez | bi ed and stede calf truther @petrichorca.bsky.social · Jan 15
Do you like Ed and Stede? Do you like cats? Have I got the fic for you!!

Plus @kninjaknitter.bsky.social just made a podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/77693636 🎧

Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/77632781

A gift for @wardrobespierre.bsky.social & betaed by @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social

💖🐱🐈‍⬛🫶😻
Screenshot from archive of our own website, dark grey background and white text that reads: Feeling the beat of my heart, yeah, yeah by petrichorca Summary: An unexpected cat rescue interrupts Ed and Stede’s third date. Notes: For wardrobespierre. Title from “Cool Cat” by Queen. Mems, I really loved writing this for you!!
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cosmicyeehaws.bsky.social
🔥lesbians🔥
#ofmdfanart #ofmd
October 18, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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ofmdrareships.bsky.social
The collection is open for your existing works! #OFMDdisastercule #OFMD

archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Disastercule Weekend Any 3+ of Ed/Jack/Anne/Mary Feb 20-23
February 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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ofmdrareships.bsky.social
Read this thread! And maybe get inspired? 👀 #OFMDdisastercule
asneakyfox.bsky.social fox 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @asneakyfox.bsky.social · 15d
in anticipation of #OFMDdisastercule weekend coming up feb 20 i am going to post a thread of headcanons about ed's past with jack anne & mary. these are free for use as fic prompts if you like
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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edwardstede.bsky.social
still need a hug like this IN this show and for this reason alone we need to get season three eventually
jamzenn.bsky.social jamzenn🔜 NFC @jamzenn.bsky.social · Sep 4
but what if they HUG IN SEASON 2??? #ofmd 🌻
February 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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conorsen.bsky.social
This really is a great picture:
February 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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duckistic.bsky.social
Even in plain writing, this is so incredibly homosexual
piratebot.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 7h
Oh, what's wrong? You scared? Take your sword, run me through.
February 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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atlasbun.bsky.social
Call your house rep and tell them to support HB 2540 which will increase the amount disabled people can save from $2k to $10k and remove the marriage penalty where you lose your only source of income if you get married regardless of how little they make. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
February 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
petrichorca.bsky.social
OFMD rare ships keep winning and I could not be happier 😍

Rare Ships Week is April 19-25, JUST SAYING
unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 5h
Samba deciding if nobody else is gonna make Izzy/Roach/Jim rareship content, he might as well do it himself
Screenshot from Samba Schutte's IG stories. Two images one on top of the other. Both have Samba in center in a red hoodie, Con O'Neill on his right & Vico Ortiz on his left. They're looking at him with confident smirks in the top photo & then each other in the bottom photo, & he's glancing incredulously wide eyed between them. The caption says, "They made a proposition I could not refuse..."
February 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
petrichorca.bsky.social
I am hyyyyped
ofmdrareships.bsky.social OFMD Rare Ships @ofmdrareships.bsky.social · 5h
(carefully arranging a knife, a little bottle of poison, a whip, and some black eyeliner at the edges of a summoning circle)

DISASTERCULE WEEKEND STARTS TOMORROW!
February 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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sambaschutte.bsky.social
Avast Crew! An all new baking class and this time it’s a Rizzy special🏴‍☠️ Join us as we bake Con’s all-time favorite, my classic cheesecake👨🏾‍🍳 That’s right we’re baking it together, in person. So, yeah, brace yourselves…. And all for a good cause!❤️ #OurFlagMeansDeath

shopstands.com/products/hea...
February 19, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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stands.bsky.social
Hold on to your booties, Crew!! The ultimate virtual event experience has just dropped!! Join Con and Samba for this first ever #OFMD team-up. Tickets are limited and on a first come basis for meet-and -greets.

Don't miss this one- it will be iconic. shopstands.com/collections/... 🏴‍☠️🧁🤣
February 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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slagathor420.bsky.social
...the art! Thank you so much to @sailorsruin92.bsky.social for this amazing piece!
A piece of art based on a tweet. Ed tweets "This is still my favorite ever family photo. My husband did the "O". We told him we were going to write"Love"." In the photo are Ed, Stede, Lucius, and Archie moving sparklers into the shape of letters for a long exposure pic (I believe, don't come for me if I use the wrong term)
February 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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robotlyra.bsky.social
I reject the framing of being Anti-AI being Anti-technology. I'm not anti technology. I love solar, high speed rail, and mRNA vaccines. I refuse to participate in the sunk cost delusion of technology falsely marketed as something it's not, and causes damage that outweighs any potential benefits.
February 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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yerbamansa.bsky.social
new draw in your style challenge just dropped?
rottensoldier.bsky.social Rotten Soldier @rottensoldier.bsky.social · 15h
I saw this photo of Klay Thompson showing Megan Thee Stallion the cool stick he found and I was hit with the powerful need to see this drawn with Ed and Stede
photo of Klay Thompson showing Megan Thee Stallion the cool stick he found. Megan Thee Stallion looks scorchingly hot as usual, and Klay Thompson looks like a millionaire with four rings. The beach looks nice too.
February 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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cosmicyeehaws.bsky.social
may i offer y'all some #GarlicSoup smooches on this fine thursday? #OFMD
November 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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jeremycshipp.bsky.social
We're not actually required to embrace a technology just because it's being pushed by a bunch of venture capitalists.
February 18, 2026 at 5:53 AM
petrichorca.bsky.social
I loved this!!
knotwerk.bsky.social knotwerk @knotwerk.bsky.social · 1d
hi i just wrote some cis Ed/trans ftm Stede bathroom cruising explicit shenanigans! ENJOYYY!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/79827196
title card for fic. bright blue text over a stock image of a public bathroom stall. text reads: diamonds on the soles of his shoes, an OFMD fic by knotwerk, cis Ed/trans ftm Stede, 4.1k words, explicit
February 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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ofmdrareships.bsky.social
Three days and counting! Get ready to spend the weekend with your favorite disasters, Ed, Jack, Anne, and Mary! See our pinned post for more info and a text doc with all the prompts. #OFMD
Disastercule Weekend A cursed celebration of Ed, Jack, Anne, & Mary pick one each day - use the whole column - play bingo - up to you! Friday Feb 20 Setting: Pre-Canon AU: Sports/College Vibe: Enemies to Lovers to Enemies to Lovers "We're all in various stages of fucking each other over" / "I saved your life" Saturday Feb 21 Setting: Canon AU: Western/Space Vibe: Fun and Games "Now that's romance" / "You're slowing down, old man" Sunday Feb 22 Setting: Post-canon AU: Coffeeshop/Magic Vibe: Hurt/Comfort "What if one if you grows but the other stops growing" / "A lot of your friends are troubled, aren't they" Monday February 23 Setting: AU AU: Heist/Crossover Vibe: Angst with a Happy Ending "Never turn your back on a bastard" / "Artsy outsider was always your thing" #OFMDdisastercule @OFMDRareShips
February 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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pilotpirate.bsky.social
Got a fun little variation on this theme here ☺️ (it's the very first section of the fic, a quick read even if the whole thing isn't quite your speed) archiveofourown.org/works/680669...
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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halfeatenmoon.bsky.social
SOON
Jack kept working at him, bobbing his head, slow but steady, and it was an embarrassingly short time before Ed was right on the edge of coming. He didn’t want to, because he didn’t want this to end. Ironically, the one time Jack takes his time rather than trying to get Ed off as fast as possible, that Ed’s about to be a quickshot. As painfully turned on as he is, he wants to stay in this moment, where Jack is careful and thorough and seems to love Ed’s dick, wants to feel every part of it, to take Ed inside him. Ed jerks forward, involuntarily, and Jack doesn’t even choke. “You can let go,” Mary says. Ed blinks at her face next to his. He didn’t notice her getting up from her seat. She puts an arm around his shoulders, and it’s kind of weird to have a friend so close when you’re about to come, but his legs feel like water and he’s grateful for the support. He puts one arm around Mary and one in Jack’s hair, and he tries to take in everything about the moment, hanging onto it for the next time Jack called him a girl or kicked him out of the cabin to be with his wife. The next time Jack declared he wouldn’t suck dick, because that was too gay. Ed was going to remember this moment, so that Jack could never cut him that deep again. Mary put a hand on his cheek, her skin rough but her touch soft. “Eddie,” she said, seriously. “Let yourself have it. Let yourself go.” There was no steel in the instruction, the way there was when she ordered Jack around, but Ed was just as helpless to obey.
February 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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mariobg.bsky.social
genAI is dying repost to make it die faster
The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plunge—What’s Happening? Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain. The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.
February 18, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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tragicallynerdy.bsky.social
nearly midnight so close enough, have a WIP Wednesday

(snippet from an Ed/Stede t4t disability/chronic pain + smut wip, baby's first gentlebeard smut or whatever)

#OFMDfic
Long text reading: Look, Ed is forty eight. Nope, fuck, he’s forty nine, his birthday happened again, didn’t it? Either way, he’s almost fifty, and that’s basically sixty, which might as well be seventy, and he’s so far past the point of believing that he’ll find love that he’s stopped trying. He hooks up, pretty often if he says so himself, but he doesn’t have any hope of meeting anyone to actually love. Not like that. Then the world comes along and says “Fuck you, mate, yeah you’re fucking forty eight – forty NINE but we think it’d be great for you to experience the sort of crush that makes you feel like a goddamn teenager again, and not just a crush, but love, real love, vulnerable love, so how about that? Yeah, we thought so, you fucking punk, you’re not going to say no to it because you’re starving, aren’t you, fucking desperate for love and affection and pretending you’re not because you think you’re too cool or too old or too undeserving. So here, have the loveliest man you’ve ever met, and he’s a little silly, we’ll give you that, and way too enthusiastic about everything, and really into bugs of all things, but maybe you like that. Maybe you like a lot of things that are deeply uncool, actually, and maybe it would be fun if you had to re-think everything you’ve ever thought about yourself, and relationships, and what you deserve. Because you deserve this. You deserve him. You deserve the sort of love that makes your whole world spin.” So yeah. Ed falls in love, and the world spins.
February 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
petrichorca.bsky.social
Moar stede/doug please I have a need
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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edbbteach.bsky.social
evelyn holding her girlfriend close 🙂‍↕️
A still from ofmd season 1 episode 10 of mary hugging evelyn looking fake distressed A still from ofmd season 1 episode 10 of mary hugging evelyn looking fake distressed
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM