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pez | bi ed and stede calf truther
@petrichorca.bsky.social
pez or p 🔞🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🌌🌿🍑 white, 40s, she/her
ofmd, animorphs, & smashing the patriarchy are my passions
pfp by taylor sterry, header by @thatjadeykinns
socials: https://petrichorca-pez.carrd.co/
Co-captain of @OFMDRareShips
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Do you like Ed and Stede? Do you like cats? Have I got the fic for you!!

Plus @kninjaknitter.bsky.social just made a podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/77693636 🎧

Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/77632781

A gift for @wardrobespierre.bsky.social & betaed by @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social

💖🐱🐈‍⬛🫶😻
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🔥lesbians🔥
#ofmdfanart #ofmd
October 18, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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The collection is open for your existing works! #OFMDdisastercule #OFMD

archiveofourown.org/collections/...
February 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Read this thread! And maybe get inspired? 👀 #OFMDdisastercule
in anticipation of #OFMDdisastercule weekend coming up feb 20 i am going to post a thread of headcanons about ed's past with jack anne & mary. these are free for use as fic prompts if you like
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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still need a hug like this IN this show and for this reason alone we need to get season three eventually
but what if they HUG IN SEASON 2??? #ofmd 🌻
February 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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This really is a great picture:
February 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Even in plain writing, this is so incredibly homosexual
Oh, what's wrong? You scared? Take your sword, run me through.
February 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Call your house rep and tell them to support HB 2540 which will increase the amount disabled people can save from $2k to $10k and remove the marriage penalty where you lose your only source of income if you get married regardless of how little they make. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
February 19, 2026 at 12:05 AM
OFMD rare ships keep winning and I could not be happier 😍

Rare Ships Week is April 19-25, JUST SAYING
Samba deciding if nobody else is gonna make Izzy/Roach/Jim rareship content, he might as well do it himself
February 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I am hyyyyped
(carefully arranging a knife, a little bottle of poison, a whip, and some black eyeliner at the edges of a summoning circle)

DISASTERCULE WEEKEND STARTS TOMORROW!
February 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Avast Crew! An all new baking class and this time it’s a Rizzy special🏴‍☠️ Join us as we bake Con’s all-time favorite, my classic cheesecake👨🏾‍🍳 That’s right we’re baking it together, in person. So, yeah, brace yourselves…. And all for a good cause!❤️ #OurFlagMeansDeath

shopstands.com/products/hea...
February 19, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Hold on to your booties, Crew!! The ultimate virtual event experience has just dropped!! Join Con and Samba for this first ever #OFMD team-up. Tickets are limited and on a first come basis for meet-and -greets.

Don't miss this one- it will be iconic. shopstands.com/collections/... 🏴‍☠️🧁🤣
February 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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...the art! Thank you so much to @sailorsruin92.bsky.social for this amazing piece!
February 19, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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I reject the framing of being Anti-AI being Anti-technology. I'm not anti technology. I love solar, high speed rail, and mRNA vaccines. I refuse to participate in the sunk cost delusion of technology falsely marketed as something it's not, and causes damage that outweighs any potential benefits.
February 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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new draw in your style challenge just dropped?
I saw this photo of Klay Thompson showing Megan Thee Stallion the cool stick he found and I was hit with the powerful need to see this drawn with Ed and Stede
February 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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may i offer y'all some #GarlicSoup smooches on this fine thursday? #OFMD
November 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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We're not actually required to embrace a technology just because it's being pushed by a bunch of venture capitalists.
February 18, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I loved this!!
hi i just wrote some cis Ed/trans ftm Stede bathroom cruising explicit shenanigans! ENJOYYY!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/79827196
February 19, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Three days and counting! Get ready to spend the weekend with your favorite disasters, Ed, Jack, Anne, and Mary! See our pinned post for more info and a text doc with all the prompts. #OFMD
February 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Got a fun little variation on this theme here ☺️ (it's the very first section of the fic, a quick read even if the whole thing isn't quite your speed) archiveofourown.org/works/680669...
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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SOON
February 18, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.
“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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genAI is dying repost to make it die faster
February 18, 2026 at 10:10 AM
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nearly midnight so close enough, have a WIP Wednesday

(snippet from an Ed/Stede t4t disability/chronic pain + smut wip, baby's first gentlebeard smut or whatever)

#OFMDfic
February 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Moar stede/doug please I have a need
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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evelyn holding her girlfriend close 🙂‍↕️
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM