☠️ B ☠️
@robertaseaport.bsky.social
👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport
I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport
I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
Pinned
CW pet death - Chester died on Christmas Day. He was a grumpy old man who hated almost everyone (not me ofc) and I loved him so much.
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
CW pet death - Chester died on Christmas Day. He was a grumpy old man who hated almost everyone (not me ofc) and I loved him so much.
Didn't die when I tried to? Debatable accomplishment but I get the feeling I'll be happy about it at some vague point in the future 🙏 so maybe that feeling is the accomplishment instead.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Didn't die when I tried to? Debatable accomplishment but I get the feeling I'll be happy about it at some vague point in the future 🙏 so maybe that feeling is the accomplishment instead.
Some more pet portraits 🪡 (There's a Drake somewhere too but I forgot to take a photo so I'll need to track it down later)
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Some more pet portraits 🪡 (There's a Drake somewhere too but I forgot to take a photo so I'll need to track it down later)
Loop earplugs are working extra hard today - there are ten people crammed into my parents' living room and Rosie's grandpa bought her a toy baby grand piano 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Loop earplugs are working extra hard today - there are ten people crammed into my parents' living room and Rosie's grandpa bought her a toy baby grand piano 🙃
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Make it @robertaseaport.bsky.social ‘s Seaglass boys who erect (🤭) this in the window of Ed’s shop, and decorate it with ornaments that Stede helps make.
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Make it @robertaseaport.bsky.social ‘s Seaglass boys who erect (🤭) this in the window of Ed’s shop, and decorate it with ornaments that Stede helps make.
Reposted by ☠️ B ☠️
As well as admiring Freddie, please also admire this most gorgeous-and-appropriate cross stitch by @robertaseaport.bsky.social. Perfect for our Christmas Cat!
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
As well as admiring Freddie, please also admire this most gorgeous-and-appropriate cross stitch by @robertaseaport.bsky.social. Perfect for our Christmas Cat!
What makes B happy is you 💖🏴☠️
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
What makes B happy is you 💖🏴☠️
Will sell for £80 if anyone's interested, or make an offer 💖
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Will sell for £80 if anyone's interested, or make an offer 💖
My stupid broken brain is trying to kill me, mood in the toilet and all I want to do is sleep. It will pass, but Enforced Cheerfulness season is giving everything an extra bleak flavour 🥴
December 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
My stupid broken brain is trying to kill me, mood in the toilet and all I want to do is sleep. It will pass, but Enforced Cheerfulness season is giving everything an extra bleak flavour 🥴
Give a cat a warning!
December 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Give a cat a warning!
Depression working methodically through my will to live 👍
a man in a striped shirt is standing on a table with cans of soda on it
Alt: Guy stomping a line of cans
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Depression working methodically through my will to live 👍
"Laughing his arse off" hits different and way better when it's an Australian audiobook narrator saying "laughing his ring out" instead 🤭🥰 Is this a common phrase down your side of the world? It is beautiful and I intend to use it as often as possible henceforth.
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"Laughing his arse off" hits different and way better when it's an Australian audiobook narrator saying "laughing his ring out" instead 🤭🥰 Is this a common phrase down your side of the world? It is beautiful and I intend to use it as often as possible henceforth.
WIP Wednesday, 🐙🦈 edition
December 17, 2025 at 11:47 AM
WIP Wednesday, 🐙🦈 edition
My energy, not a selfie
December 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
My energy, not a selfie
Book title formats I am heartily sick of:
The [number] [noun] of [quirky character name]
The [traditionally male profession]'s Daughter
A [noun] of [evocative noun] and [another not really related evocative noun]
[Title] : A Novel
The [number] [noun] of [quirky character name]
The [traditionally male profession]'s Daughter
A [noun] of [evocative noun] and [another not really related evocative noun]
[Title] : A Novel
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Book title formats I am heartily sick of:
The [number] [noun] of [quirky character name]
The [traditionally male profession]'s Daughter
A [noun] of [evocative noun] and [another not really related evocative noun]
[Title] : A Novel
The [number] [noun] of [quirky character name]
The [traditionally male profession]'s Daughter
A [noun] of [evocative noun] and [another not really related evocative noun]
[Title] : A Novel
Scan says nephew and Rosie is distraught because she wanted a baby sister 😩😂
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Scan says nephew and Rosie is distraught because she wanted a baby sister 😩😂
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To honor Rob Reiner we should get flag poles that allow us to fly them at 11
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Probably not fantastic for the old depression to reach the part of my long-neglected reading pile that involves Tender is the Flesh and The Reformatory back to back 🫥
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Probably not fantastic for the old depression to reach the part of my long-neglected reading pile that involves Tender is the Flesh and The Reformatory back to back 🫥
If the horrors could pause for just five seconds, that would be great.
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If the horrors could pause for just five seconds, that would be great.
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OP realized it later but if you add This Is Spinal Tap, Rob Reiner also made arguably the best mockumentary of all time and this was all over an eight year period
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
OP realized it later but if you add This Is Spinal Tap, Rob Reiner also made arguably the best mockumentary of all time and this was all over an eight year period
Roberta sortant du puits de la dépression armée de son martinet pour châtier le fandom. Seeing too many people saying "I'm not an artist" / "I'm no good at art" sort of thing and I will not stand for it!
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Roberta sortant du puits de la dépression armée de son martinet pour châtier le fandom. Seeing too many people saying "I'm not an artist" / "I'm no good at art" sort of thing and I will not stand for it!
🤦♀️ Only just noticed the colour key generated without the symbols. Here it is again!
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🤦♀️ Only just noticed the colour key generated without the symbols. Here it is again!
This is mine, it's ridiculously small (30x15 stitches, 2x2 on 32ct evenweave) bc I had ideas about making it into a pin or pendant or something?! Gifted to the spectacular stitcher @thesearethekids.bsky.social for helping me out with better quality photos when my phone couldn't handle it 😅
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is mine, it's ridiculously small (30x15 stitches, 2x2 on 32ct evenweave) bc I had ideas about making it into a pin or pendant or something?! Gifted to the spectacular stitcher @thesearethekids.bsky.social for helping me out with better quality photos when my phone couldn't handle it 😅
165 artists.
269 frames.
10 weeks.
BEHOLD!
sites.google.com/view/YOUDREW...
Please be patient, images may load slowly or not at all while theres a lot of people visiting.
The YouTube vids are on the site & we'll also link in the comments!
🏴☠️🦄💜
#youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #OFMD
269 frames.
10 weeks.
BEHOLD!
sites.google.com/view/YOUDREW...
Please be patient, images may load slowly or not at all while theres a lot of people visiting.
The YouTube vids are on the site & we'll also link in the comments!
🏴☠️🦄💜
#youdrewmealovelyframe #ourflagmeansdeath #OFMD
youdrewmealovelyframe
About the project
sites.google.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM