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👸🏻| Cittàgazze spectre magnet, 41, she/her
💖| Robin Hood, OFMD, HDM, Tom Waits
🖋️| #seaglassyarns 🐙🩵🦈+🐻🦦🦔🧸
💀| https://ko-fi.com/robertaseaport

I block non-fandom followers. It's not you, I just don't want people looking at me if you're not in the club 🫶
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☠️ B ☠️ @robertaseaport.bsky.social · Feb 20
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Textured teal background with a darker border and white text: Fic Series By Roberta Seaport
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thesearethekids.bsky.social
Inspired by talking about taking tiny photos with @robertaseaport.bsky.social please have a closeup of the first ever abstract embroidery I did inspired by Buttons and the sea and OFMD generally!
An abstract embroidery made using cotton and wool thread, and plastic and gemstone beads. The colours are largely cool toned
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
I have a small issue that maybe someone can help with... anyone in the UK got either a good scanner or a camera with a good zoom that keeps things looking sharp? I usually take iPhone photos for frame projects & they're fine, but I went too miniature this time & it's just not photographing well 😅
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Most recent one. Face looks like a corpse but hair looks great 👌
Me cosplaying Kate Bush
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social
Stede in this! With some kickass shoes suggested by @spinsterism.bsky.social
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death. He’s wearing dark teal floral. pants with a ultra-high cinched waist and attached suspenders. Underneath, he’s wearing an unbuttoned, puffy white shirt, he’s wearing gold Cuban-heel shoes with a paisley pattern.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
My rice cooker died today though 😤 and my shitty little camping hob thing only works on one side. Please pray for the continued good health of my toaster.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
New bit of The Real Treasure later, maybe, because it seems the only time I can fart any words out these days is when I'm supposed to be doing something else 🥴
"Did I ever read you that story about the boy who cried wolf?" Stede asks, going over to check the heat of the kettle. Still hot enough. He pours water into a mug with a Lady Grey teabag and chooses a seat opposite him, raising his eyebrows at Louis' smirk. "No. I bet he was funny, though, that boy. And everyone liked him." "I think everyone quite liked when he was brutally mauled to death by wild wolves," Stede says.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Agoraphobia Holiday ✈️ (picking a random place and wandering around it on google earth) (Vancouver Island is nice)
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Anyway one day I will write that silent film star/his fencing instructor AU I've been chewing on for years ⚔️
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Thinking about selling my Lillian Gish autographs but I cannot staaand the thought of them going to some memorabilia trader 💀 Like MAYBE if they were worth some life-changing sum, but it would be a few hundred at the absolute most and that's just sticking a cartoon plaster on a crack in a dam.
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
#TakeTwoTuesday inspired by everyone's recent pics of aurora and snow: archiveofourown.org/works/651140... Snow Problem, rated M, a travel documentary producer takes his YouTube star bestie to an ice hotel but forgets how much he hates the cold 🥶❄️
They've been seeing the lights all week, and it's a thrill every time, but never like this. This is like standing in front of an oil painting when you've only ever seen a photocopy of a print of a watercolour forgery before. Between the roofs of the small town, colours swoop and pulse and billow against the dark backdrop of the universe, as though the entire sky is dancing some kind of vast alien ballet. Stede is dimly aware he's grabbed Ed's arm and Ed's grabbed him right back, both of them holding on like they need an anchor to the world in the commotion of all this silent movement, but neither of them say anything. Nobody around them is speaking either. People are just staring upwards, frozen, hushed by awe. They start walking at some point, no discussion about it, simply a shared need to be somewhere more open to properly experience this, and end up in a wide open stretch of snow about halfway between the town and the hotel. Ed is the first to collapse on his back between the criss-crossing lines of boot prints, for once absolutely heedless of the cold, and Stede joins him in making a pair of giddy, fidgety, side by side snow angels under the electric illumination of the aurora. "It's so pretty," Stede says after who knows how long. Feels like it might have been years, like being stuck in fairyland, hypnotised by the shifting lights. It's not enough of a compliment for the impossible wonder they're looking at, but then what even could be? "Yeah," Ed agrees, sounding just as awestruck as Stede does. "Appreciate the flag colours. Thanks, sky." "Bi sky," Stede says at once, never able to resist a rhyme. Beside him in the snow, he hears the soft outward breath of an almost-laugh. "Nature's saying hello to you, personally." "Bi sky, my sky," Ed agrees. "Phwoar sky. Your sky." That gets an actual, real, proper giggle out of Ed, and Stede grins to himself. Then, for no reason he can fathom and without any warning that it's about to happen, he hears himself quietly add, "Ed? If you were the sky, I'd look at you all night."
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
My sleep is so fucked up for no good reason, I can't fall asleep when I'm exhausted and then can't stay awake when I try that so I'm sort of skating by on occasional two hour naps 🥴 and everyone's helpful advice is "you just have to force yourself to stay awake then go to bed at a normal time"
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
did somebody say hot butch oluwande? (ref from trueref !!)
a digital drawing of Oluwande with their hand on their head and one foot propped up, as if they’re resting while doing some sort of activity. They’re wearing a teal tanktop, baggy cuffed jeans, their signature beanie, and magenta crocs. They’re wearing a have an orange fish keychain with some keys on a carabiner on their belt loop, and they have garlic bulb and soup love heart tattoos. The drawing is shaded in a slightly washed-out watercolor style.
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Skeleton with pink fairy wings and a wand captioned "stable? that's for horses"
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Me: I'm going to have a GOOD DAY today.
Depression:
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
Alt: The Birds
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
LAST DAY FOR THE RAFFLE!

Entry form closes at midnight EST tonight, winner will be announced tomorrow 16 Nov

Make a $5 donation to support food security for Indigenous people & you could win the Godfrey Thornrose hoop 🩵

Enter here:
tinyurl.com/4f6n8txf

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath
Cross stitch design in teal and silver on black fabric inspired by Stede’s Godfrey Thornrose costume
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Anyone for a scrap of Seaglass besties? 👀

archiveofourown.org/works/74219756
"Ooh, are we doing group hugs?" Fang asks, appearing in the archway with Barbie and Daphne at his heels. "No," comes Izzy's disembodied, distant voice from somewhere back in the workshop. Fang ignores him, wedging himself into the far too small last bit of space on Lucius's other side and reaching across to cuddle all three of them. "Ivan's fetching the sammies, but squish up, make room for him over there," he says while the dogs scramble up to find comfy spots on the various available laps, and it's just really bloody hard to hold onto a good sulk these days now Stede's got friends like these.
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
It's been a while since we've done one of these and I feel it's time once again spark some matches!

ARTISTS: do you have a piece of #OFMD art you'd love to read words for? Reply or QRP this post!

WRITERS: Check the quotes/replies on this post and see if inspiration strikes!
#OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Novel about scrappy inner London teenagers but it's all "sidewalk", "gas", "sneakers", "projects", etc, and the dates are in month-day-year format 🥴🥴🥴 Which, whatever, easy to skim over a lot of the time, but not so much when your whole thing relies on a particular setting and character voices.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Also now these people are demanding water bill payment in seven days or I'm in trouble when I've lived here over a decade and have never had a water bill because when I moved in they told me it was included in the rent 🙃
Bogus bill
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
The NHS app is worse than useless. Keep filling out whole forms only to get this when my internet connection is the only problem I DON'T have 😤
NHS app shit
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
The amount of time I spend tweezering a full ZZ Top beard off my face only for it to be there the next day as lush and thriving as ever is unreal.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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libroseitm.bsky.social
Me explaining why I'm looking forward to the third Jumanji movie
A picture of an Iceberg where you can see the larger part at the bottom. It goes with my post that says "Me explaining why I'm excited to see the third jumanji movie". There's text on the top and bottom. The smaller top that's out of the water reads "The main cast work surprisingly well together, it's really funny, it's got the perfect amount of cheesiness, it's-" this is me talking out loud to someone. The text on the bigger bottom of the iceberg reads "Rhys Darby is in it." This is the part I'm not saying out loud, and is the real reason for being excited for the new jumanji movie.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
10 things, no Robin Hood or pirates hard mode:

Antique teddy bears
Old anatomy illustrations
1920s film magazines
Mourning jewellery
Maps in the front of fantasy books
Peanut butter toast
Beethoven's piano sonata 32
Extremely spherical birds
Paintings of Fanny Cornforth
Basil Rathbone sword fights
clairegregoryau.bsky.social ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 11d
10 random things that you like:

My kids laughing so hard they cry
Falling down a research rabbithole
Sunny days with scattered clouds
Ladybugs
Strawberry matcha lattes
Fun dangly earrings
A brand new ball of yarn
Finding that one perfect song
Travelling, anywhere
Food that tastes just right
indarltonitrust.bsky.social Nyarie | #SaveOFMD 🏴‍☠️ @indarltonitrust.bsky.social · 11d
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Stracciatella gelato
Greek mythology
Fall, especially when the cold air takes hold
Singing
Pineapple
Long walks
Travel
Elephants
Mountains
The smell of the soil after the first rainfall of the season
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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redwsailing.bsky.social
I love the Revenge so much and I am so pleased with how this turned out 😭

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
An embroidered design of a ship against a vibrant sunset A tiny embroidered unicorn figurehead
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
robertaseaport.bsky.social
Ed and Stede
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM