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TenderAsHell❤️
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TenderAsHell❤️ @tenderashell.bsky.social · Mar 1
OFMD Project Thread
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First up, the Tender As Hell pins, originally made for NYCC ‘23
A set of 6 small rectangular cross stitch pins that say Tender As Hell in black stitching with a red heart on white fabric, they are resting on a black background
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jordanlhawk.bsky.social
FYI, my winter sale is still going on for the next few days!
jordanlhawk.bsky.social Jordan L. Hawk @jordanlhawk.bsky.social · Nov 28
❄️WINTER HOLIDAY SALE!❄️
Looking for some queer romance to keep you warm on these cold days? Now through midnight December 31, my ENTIRE store is on sale! Ebooks are 20% off, paperbacks and hardcovers are 10% off. No code needed!
So hop on over to jordanlhawk.com and grab some discounted books!
A snowy background with scattered book covers on it. Text reads: Winter Sale. Entire store. Ebooks 20% off, physical books 10% off.
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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gelatinousstand.bsky.social
Six months (and one day) ago YOFT premiered -- absolutely one of the proudest accomplishments of my life <3 I still can't believe how much time and dedication everyone poured into it. We're an insane bunch and I LOVE us. #YouOnlyFrameTwice #ofmd

youtu.be/M6EwGLiPr7c?...
You Only Frame Twice -- an Our Flag Means Death animatic
YouTube video by YOFT
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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piratebot.bsky.social
Frankfurters, yessss. Exactly.
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
For her 14th birthday Alma asks to dye her hair. Ed drives her to the appointment at the salon.
1/6
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Chapter 6: uphill

archiveofourown.org/works/633378...
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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tightenupmate.bsky.social
Blood Gets Realer chapter 9 ❤️

archiveofourown.org/works/552530...

One more after this one, pals, can't even believe it.
December 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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escargot-on.bsky.social
Oh what's this?! I dropped the first chapter of 'Til Forever last night! Whee!

4.6k words, taking place on a long weekend about six months after the events of 'Til Now.

Find it here! archiveofourown.org/works/76552151
An image of some dark teal yarn with color variations. In white text: 'Til Forever an OFMD AU by spanishforthecar
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
istg there isn’t a single comfortable pillow in my parents house, how do they live like this
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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crewforlife.bsky.social
Less than 2 weeks to go! 👀
The Crew For Life fandom gift exchange will open on 9 January
#GiftOFMD #ofmd #PoisonIntoPositivity
A graphic showing a screenshot of the Revenge on the ocean with pink text that reads “Crew For Life Our Flag Means Death Fandom Gift Exchange” followed by white text that reads “sign up form opens 9 January, 2026” A graphic with information on the Crew For Life Our Flag Means Death Fandom Gift Exchange. It has pink text that reads “Gift exchange timeline” followed by black text that reads “Sign up form opens 9 January at 9am EST. Sign up form closes 16 January at 11pm EST. Exchange partners notified by 23 January. Mail your gift by 24 February.” A graphic with information on the Crew For Life Our Flag Means Death Fandom Gift Exchange. It has pink text that reads “Gift exchange guidelines” followed by black text that reads “All gifts should be small and flat, 5" x 7" envelope maximum & postage stamp weight- keeping it simple for Crew around the world. Only send gifts that you have made, do not use another fan's work.” A graphic with information on the Crew For Life Our Flag Means Death Fandom Gift Exchange. It has pink text that reads “Suggested Gift Items” followed by a bulleted list in black text that reads “Stickers, Collages, Patches, Magnets, Printed short fics, Zines, Key chains, Badge ribbons, Paintings / drawings, Crochet / knit patterns, Embroidery, Pop ups or paper dolls, Flat back pin badges, Jewelry, Bookmarks, Origami”
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
Saw this place today ‘The Cap’ns Slice’…what if Stede’s midlife crisis investment was a pizza shop instead of a ship? 🍕
Photo of a pizza shop floor showing the shop logo, the floor is green and the logo is off white, it looks like a ships wheel with pizza slices between the spokes. A banner across the wheel reads “the cap’ns slice”
December 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
weekend bump icymi over xmas
Screenshot from ao3 of Christmas Morning Mischief. Summary: Ed spices up Christmas morning at the Bonnet-Teach house.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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insane-foliage.bsky.social
A very happy #FallFrontFriday to all who celebrate!

This story is now complete! I am soooo excited to share this last chapter with you all. It might be one of my favourite things I've ever written...

archiveofourown.org/works/743124...

#ofmdfic
A title card for a fic called When I Think About You by temporal_discounting. Ed/Stede, Explicit, Canon divergent
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
tenderashell.bsky.social
Someone should write a (temporarily) heartbroken Ed fic based on Ozzy’s “Mama, I’m Coming Home”
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
weekend bump icymi over xmas
Screenshot from ao3 of Christmas Morning Mischief. Summary: Ed spices up Christmas morning at the Bonnet-Teach house.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
tenderashell.bsky.social
SECONDING!
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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unfunpleasures.bsky.social
merry christmas, here’s “wonderwall.” (just kidding, it’s “night moves.”)

archiveofourown.org/works/76364991
Ain't It Funny How You Remember? unfunpleasures Summary: Ed and Stede have their first Christmas together as boyfriends. _____ An unnecessary but cozy sequel to Night Moves. Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward TeachStede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern SettingChristmasDomestic FluffEstablished RelationshipGift Givingthe inherent intimacy in getting back with your high school sweetheart Language: English Series: ← Previous Work Part 2 of Night Moves
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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unfunpleasures.bsky.social
apropos of nothing, of course, if you like stories about pining while fucking over the course of years with increasingly difficult-to-ignore feelings and tension about coming out:
Drive Me, Crazy - unfunpleasures - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
tenderashell.bsky.social
“Not anymore.” ❤️❤️❤️

I cried so much.

#HeatedRivalry
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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freakofnurture.bsky.social
her btw. she is the ideal woman.

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
digital drawing of stede from the waist up. she is looking adoringly off to the side. she has an earring and mustache. she wears a white button-up with two buttons undone. you can see red lace peaking out from under, and the red of her bra shows through her shirt. she is so important to me guys....
December 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
tenderashell.bsky.social
My sister asked to curl my hair this morning so I’ve been rocking the Ed Teach hairdo all day and tbh I’m really feeling it
Side profile selfie of yours truly, hair curled in half up half down style with slut strands like our favorite princess / pirate
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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dimsimkitty.bsky.social
I wrote another Christmas fic...

archiveofourown.org/works/76367046
Ed's Christmas Wrapped dimsimkitty Summary: Ed wants nothing more than to have his Christmas shopping over and done with, until he meets a handsome gift wrapper who he can't stop thinking about. Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Christmas, Blackbeard I Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, Professional Gift Wrapper Stede The Hell Of Shopping Centres At Christmas Time, Southern Hemisphere Christmas Here Flirting Podfic Welcome : : Bonnet, It's Hot Down Language: English Stats: Published: 2025-12-25 Words: 5,067 Chapters
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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tenderashell.bsky.social
Good morning! Ed’s sole contribution to the list of Bonnet-Teach Family Christmas Traditions is serving these

“Christmas Morning Mischief” 🎄
archiveofourown.org/works/76171711
A tube of cinnamon rolls
December 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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summerlinenss.bsky.social
day 535 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 7 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing a teal robe, lounging in bed in the Captain’s Quarters of the Revenge, looking over at Stede out of frame with a fond smile
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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saucierspoons.bsky.social
Merry Christmas from this little Ed elf! #ofmdfanart
December 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Merry Christmas and happy holidays pirate friends! For those who didn’t get the physical print, here is my ofmd title card-inspired holiday card. Might turn it into a tradition.

Whatever you’re up to today I hope you find some moments of peace and calm before the new year. Love you all🎄✨🏴‍☠️
Illustration of a window sill with colorful lights hanging above and some garland and holly on the shelf (the berries are shaped like skulls). The our flag means death logo is written in the window.
December 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM