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cait
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lesbian night on the revenge TORTURE

she/they 24
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"is your wife aware of how intimately you and hannibal know each other?"
a man is jumping in front of a tv that says finals
Alt: guy jumping around because of a sports score on tv
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
continuing hannibal s3 after a crazy hectic fortnight and i just got hit twice by "a big black box" and "murder husbands" consecutively GIRL say less
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
sorry but this line is sooo crazy girl we don't talk about it enough
ed "i did my best to get it down without tasting it" teach high-protocol domming stede into drinking a daily pint of pineapple juice. u agree
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
ed "i did my best to get it down without tasting it" teach high-protocol domming stede into drinking a daily pint of pineapple juice. u agree
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Like this ? 👀
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
thinking of them <3
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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ssssso.... anyway! look at my boys!

edward teach, a vampire x stede bonnet, a spirit trapped in mirrors/windows/reflections (haha get it cuz ed cant see his refl- cuz cuz- yknow cuz its like-)

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Remember when Ed saw a little cuddly bunny and called it a big bad Wolf so someone would finally understand how Ed felt being called Blackbeard.

“It's a very rare thing, to find someone who understands you.”

#OFMD
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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also thinking about this again for no reason in partic
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Celebrity Ed, giving a TedTalk on _____

#OFMD
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
just thought. merstede tickling kink. this is how waves are formed
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
just found out knismolagnia is fancy word for tickling fetish and i #NEEDTHAT PLEQSPLEASEPLEASE look at this man and tell me he's not ticklish. tell me he wouldn't squeal and cry i Dare you
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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reminded me of this stupid thing i made forever ago that has been sitting in my files titled "stede bonnet but he has pots as god intended"
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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so i heard yall liked seing butts
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
we're so back
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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fanfic where they don't escape the academy mostly involves evil drill sergeants making them do boot camp stuff but i think we are missing opportunities for comedy fic where ed slacks his way through sailing 101 while trying to pass stede notes that say "do you like me? check: ______ yes _______no"
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i have a DAY OFF tomorrow like day off day off no work no sewing my halloween costume no meeting any friends. a day purely for writing ed and stede do the nasty GOD BLESS 🙌🏻💫
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
thinking💭 of him today
I used to chew the old tobacco leaf, when I was young and edgy.
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
man i really want to go to the cinema and see a Good Film. i'm really tired of going to the cinema and not seeing Good Films. someone get something directed by taika waititi on the silver screen for me rn
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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My loves 🩷
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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some light reading
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
agere viago x caretaker anton sendpost
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM