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freakofnurture.bsky.social
freak of nurture
@freakofnurture.bsky.social
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literally the only stede x buttons shipper ever

what im not [angry/sarcastic/judging/talking down] thats just how i talk..
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freakofnurture.bsky.social
this page of izzy hands' diary was actually recovered....
izzys opening monologue from s1e6. it is written in early modern english so as to be period-accurate. there is a crossed out heart with "ET + IH" written in it. at the bottom are two stick drawings: one is of izzy stabbing stede (who is crying and bleeding out). an arrow pointing at izzy says "me (real pirate)" and another at stede saying "stupid twat". the second drawing is of ed with his arm on izzys shoulder, stede dead behind them. an arrow pointing at ed and iz says "partners in crime". it is important to note that izzy draws himself taller than stede and only slightly shorter than ed.
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
HE IS SO LITTLE HERE OMG
photo of rhys darby as a child. he is wearing a funky hat and what looks like a sailor jacket.
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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followedmystar.bsky.social
For #TakeTwoTuesday I give you the The Body Kinetic, which tbqh has swallowed my brain whole. Mind the tags, take care o’ yerselves, but I’m very proud of it.

archiveofourown.org/works/67234183

(some nattering in the comments bc I can’t help myself)
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
someone tell me to stop hate-scrolling
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
im gonna need someone to drop some new ofmd bts right about now. a video, a cut script, a fun fact post, *anything*....
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
i mean....

i couldnt just pick one... my chicago boys or my vampire/ghost boys..
digital illustration of ed, stede, and izzy recreating the iconic "Chicago" movie poster. they are standing in front of a huge, neon red 'C' and a small skyline of chicago. under them is the text "CHICAGO" with a smaller neon 'c' replacing the second one. ed is in the middle, flanked by the others. he is smirking at the "camera" and wearing a black suit and tie with a crisp, white button-up. his hair is up in a bun with, of course, slut strands out. stede is on the right, facing away from the camera, but head turned towards it, smirking. his left hand is on his hip, right hand behind his back holding a revolver with a white handle. he is wearing a sparkly black dress, fishnets, and mesh arm warmer things. izzy is on the right, mirroring stedes pose except his hand is resting at his side rather than on his hip. he is scowling at the camera despite the massive amount of cunt he is serving. he wears a sparkly white dress and fishnets. grayscale digital illustration of ed and stede. stede is on the right in the middle of an ornate mirror. the mirrors frame has a lighthouse and kraken motif. stede is curled up and looking off to the side, clearly upset. he is wearing his ribbon shoes, stockings, trousers, and a frilly white shirt. he has a skewer stabbed into his earhole, which is dripping blood onto the shoulder of his otherwise pristine shirt. ed is on the left, surrounded by smoke that coming off his body. he is wearing is leather jacket with the right sleeve missing, cropped shirt, dark jeans, and leather boots. his hair is in a bun, tied with a scrunchie, slut strands out.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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duckistic.bsky.social
t4t gentlebeard but specifically both transfemme. this is my platform
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
"get to know your mutuals. list 10 random things that you like."

wikipedia
old tool restoration
25x25 sudoku
math
psychology
acting silly in public
fun facts that are never relevant
analyzing media
religion
the ocean and space and our inability as humans to truly conquer them
followedmystar.bsky.social Jill | followedmystar @followedmystar.bsky.social · 10d
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Food preservation/canning
Animal behavior & training
Memes
Snow (spoken like a CA native 😂)
Beta work, esp character deep dives 😋
DIY anything, incl computers
Yapping about writing craft
Sending/receiving mail
Stickers
Space. All of it.
ghostalservice.bsky.social Lis, Sharkward Teach enthusiast 🦈🦈🦈 @ghostalservice.bsky.social · 10d
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Transit and urban planning
Starry skies
Swimming in the ocean
Sailboats
Trains
Trying new cuisines
Dogs with jobs (but ACAB)
Mail and stamps
Audiobooks
Surprising media crafts
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
oh, stede bonnet, my beautiful bipolar princess....
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
always battling the urge to comment "wagging my tail" on any post abt ofmd fanart or fanfic
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
ssssso.... anyway! look at my boys!

edward teach, a vampire x stede bonnet, a spirit trapped in mirrors/windows/reflections (haha get it cuz ed cant see his refl- cuz cuz- yknow cuz its like-)

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
digital illustration in grayscale. ed and stede are next to each, stede on the right, ed on the left, but they are each a separate concept-slash-design drawing, not actually next to each other or interacting. an ornate mirror, framed with a lighthouse and tentacle design, is on the right. stede is curled up in the middle of it, looking forlornly off to the side (our right, his left). he has a skewer in his earhole, and blood has dripped from it onto the shoulder of his billowy white shirt. he is wearing what he does in s1: white shirt, trousers, stockings, ribbon-slash-bow shoes. ed is surrounded by smoke that is seemingly coming from his body. he is looking moodily off to the side (our left, his right). he wears his s1 outfit (leather jacket open, cropped shirt) but he wears jeans instead of leather pants. he has a hand in his pants pocket and the other rests at his side. his hair is up in a messy bun, tied with a scrunchie, slut strands out.
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
i do love a good mary allamby & stede bonnet friendship... i just love when they still kinda hate each other even more
November 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
(into megaphone) STEDE BONNET AND MISTER BUTTONS.
STEDE AND BUTTONS. ON THE DECK OF THE REVENGE. IT IS A STILL FROM S1E1. STEDE IS IN HIS TEAL SUIT, HANDS ON HIS HIPS, LOOKING SILLY. BUTTONS IS OFF TO THE SIDE, SLIGHTLY BEHIND HIM, DIRECTING HIS FULL FOCUS ON STEDE (HIS BABYGIRL)
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
reminded me of this stupid thing i made forever ago that has been sitting in my files titled "stede bonnet but he has pots as god intended"
digital doodle comic (but not really?? its just a series of drawings) of the scene in s1e7. stede stands up from his chair saying "and the captain of this vessel says on your feet! we're having a dayyyyyyy..." trailing off at the end as he braces himself on the chair, staring off into the distance as he gets so dizzy that he sees god
November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
ofmd au where everything is the same except the scary story stede tells the crew is man door hand hook car door
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
edward "hides like a child" teach

stede "can kill with a smile and wound with her eyes" bonnet

but shes always a women to me
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
happy halloween!! they win the costume contest at multiple bars btw

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
digital redraw of the iconic Chicago movie poster. ed is billy flynn, standing in the middle in a suit. his hair is in a bun with his slut strands out. he is smiling while looking at the camera. stede is roxie hart, standing on the right with his hand on his hip, back facing the camera, looking over his shoulder. his other hand is holding a gun behind his back. hes wearing a short, sparkly black dress, fishnet leggings, mesh sleeves. he is smirking... menacingly... izzy is standing on the left, in the same pose as stede except his arm is resting at his side rather than on his hip. he is wearing a sparkly, white dress and fishnet leggings. he is scowling as though he is upset to be serving cunt. behind them is a big, neon "C" and the chicago skyline. under them is "CHICAGO" written in red with the same neon 'C'
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
sometimes i become self-aware in the middle of doing something and start to question how i got to this point.

anyway, ex-amish stede bonnet au
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
i just think stede deserves to have ridiculous jobs.

#OFMD
digital doodle of a billboard. stede has a wizard in a headlock and is snapping a magic wand with his other hand. the text reads "PERMANENTLY INJURED BY MAGIC? I'LL FIGHT FOR YOU! 800-1717" (based on a song by DANG)
October 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
realized ofmd was lacking in this genre of gif so i had to make it myself
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
would it be weird if i said fast car stede...
(too scared to tag the author lol)
lyrics from "same as cash" by the mountain goats "I can only see the scene second-hand I can only try to understand How a small amount of pressure in the right place Breaks the strongest link in the chain In your car with your head in your hands At the far end of the Walmart parking lot Trying not to buckle under the strain" lyrics from "same as cash" by the mountain goats "You were headed home at 80 miles an hour With your fingers sweatin' under your gloves Everyone deserves a little light in their hair Everybody needs to love and be loved"
October 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
puppy stede bonnet tail wagging so hard and i forgot what else i was about to type
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
stede getting more upset when ed says "youre not a girl" than he did when jack called him one. and then refusing to examine that further

#ofmd
October 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
stede bonnet with his fear of geese going to see edward teach, one of the worlds best exposure therapists. is this anything?
October 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
freakofnurture.bsky.social
are yall picking up what im putting down???

#OFMD
VERY loose digital sketch of ed and stede. stede is blushing and clearly Not Present. ed is looking very satisfied with himself, his arm around stedes shoulder. eds salt-and-pepper beard has a nice little orange goatee
October 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM