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thesearethekids.bsky.social
Alice
@thesearethekids.bsky.social
Like one of those toy worms on a string, but sentient

Medieval historian by trade but this account is for yelling about OFMD, embroidery, and general flâneuserie

Any pronouns

Commissions and shop:

https://ko-fi.com/thesearethekids/shop
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Finally finished! My abstract embroidery inspired by the colours and ✨vibes✨ of the floating market in #OFMD.
Finally finished and I'm so happy with her I'm taking a photo in the terrible light 💐 "You used to pick flowers" cushion cover, a little Stede love letter. I'll be listing on my Kofi once I can get some more colour-accurate photos but drop me a DM if you're keen! 💜 I love OFMD btw did you know
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Didn't get a chance to give out the stuff I took to WeeCon so I decided to make some of these ... Inspired by those 90s keyrings! Little diorama with positionable magnetic dolphin in a closable shell. If you think these are cute and not a manifestation of corking ADHD I will put some in my Kofi 🙏🏻
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Episode 6: HDP. Gosh what fun it was! Directed by the brilliant Gandja Monteiro, written by the lovely Vera Blasi. There’s nothing like being a scene partner to the majestic Rhea👑 ❤️ Thanks to our incredible crew, cast and the iconic WestGate in Vegas!🕺🏽🍸✨🥛
#Pluribus
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Getting to know this legend has been one of the greatest joys of my life and I'm so pleased to introduce you to her with this gorgeous feature from the Inquirer, where she speaks for the first time in over 30 years on her incredible journey
share.inquirer.com/XdfXr9
Harlow's still here
Fifty years ago, Harlow was the queen of Philadelphia nightlife, Jack Kelly’s girlfriend, and the city's most famous transgender woman. Today, she’s ready to tell her story.
share.inquirer.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Didn't get a chance to give out the stuff I took to WeeCon so I decided to make some of these ... Inspired by those 90s keyrings! Little diorama with positionable magnetic dolphin in a closable shell. If you think these are cute and not a manifestation of corking ADHD I will put some in my Kofi 🙏🏻
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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hornigolds boys 🏴‍☠️🗡️ #ofmd
December 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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My husband paints a little jultomtar scene every year and in 2025 I finally got him organised early enough to have them turned into Christmas cards 😭
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I am working on a deeply silly generator - any suggestions for objects that might end up on a pirate ship? SFW please but 😉 is fine! So far amongst other things I have a cabin boy, a miniature trampoline, a long lost sibling, and a skeleton
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Here is a lil smile for your Friday! 💖
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Boardgames are serious pirate business!
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Also accepting suggestions for objects the crew might squabble over I realise the Venn diagram may be a circle
I am working on a deeply silly generator - any suggestions for objects that might end up on a pirate ship? SFW please but 😉 is fine! So far amongst other things I have a cabin boy, a miniature trampoline, a long lost sibling, and a skeleton
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I am working on a deeply silly generator - any suggestions for objects that might end up on a pirate ship? SFW please but 😉 is fine! So far amongst other things I have a cabin boy, a miniature trampoline, a long lost sibling, and a skeleton
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Stede will not be participating in the rest of this foul winter season thank you very much.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My husband paints a little jultomtar scene every year and in 2025 I finally got him organised early enough to have them turned into Christmas cards 😭
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Izzy 100% would have one of those old Nokia's (canon and modern AU, lol)
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Inside me there are two wives
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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i know i'm adding to Promotional Noise, but it would be cool if you considered supporting artists who are trying to pay the bills rather than the mega-businesses when you can. so here's mine, and if you're a small artist, drop your links!

ko-fi.com/samikelsh/shop

#artshop #shopsmall #cuteart
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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many moons ago I did a couple frames for #ourframesmeanlove ! this was one of them! #ofmd #artnouveau
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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SOBBING CRYING THROWING UP

My husband have me my xmas/hannukah gift early 🥺🥺🥺
December 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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now for something completely different- a cuddle #ofmd
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Making a few cross stitched hand towels as I don't have time to do much sewing before Christmas and ✨ him ✨ (pattern by Makoto Oozu)
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Making a few cross stitched hand towels as I don't have time to do much sewing before Christmas and ✨ him ✨ (pattern by Makoto Oozu)
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Might be moving across the country in two weeks so naturally it's the perfect time to start planning a gigantic abstract embroidery 🤡
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Before the day is up, I'd like to remember my friend Jasper, who died two years ago today. If you'd like to remember them too, you could maybe do so by donating to the Childhood Cancer Trust, or to a Palestinian cause or family. 💜
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM