Wren
@redwsailing.bsky.social
Gay pirate era, AuDHD, mid 30s, they/them 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, Lego
Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, Lego
I have been left alone for too long and am rapidly losing my mind
ANYWAY
A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
ANYWAY
A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I have been left alone for too long and am rapidly losing my mind
ANYWAY
A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
ANYWAY
A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
3 hours later and I’m cursing the gay pirates for getting me a job bc none of my students are writing their own papers and I’m forced to waste my time chasing down evidence that they’re cheating 😑
Thanks a lot, DJenks
Thanks a lot, DJenks
Thinking about April-July 2022 and how OFMD got me through the end of my PhD - I was 10000% ready to walk away and then a stupid pirate show broke through the numbness and I managed to finish and now I have a job bc @gelatinousstand.bsky.social’s spouse asked me about it during my interview
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
3 hours later and I’m cursing the gay pirates for getting me a job bc none of my students are writing their own papers and I’m forced to waste my time chasing down evidence that they’re cheating 😑
Thanks a lot, DJenks
Thanks a lot, DJenks
Thinking about April-July 2022 and how OFMD got me through the end of my PhD - I was 10000% ready to walk away and then a stupid pirate show broke through the numbness and I managed to finish and now I have a job bc @gelatinousstand.bsky.social’s spouse asked me about it during my interview
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Thinking about April-July 2022 and how OFMD got me through the end of my PhD - I was 10000% ready to walk away and then a stupid pirate show broke through the numbness and I managed to finish and now I have a job bc @gelatinousstand.bsky.social’s spouse asked me about it during my interview
Trying to explain Orville Peck to Samm and just need to remind everyone that this is the most end of s1 Gentlebeard song to ever song: youtu.be/vfFMt4ZQWZ4
The entirety of July 2022 was me facedown on my living room floor listening to this song and crying while thinking about Ed and Stede
The entirety of July 2022 was me facedown on my living room floor listening to this song and crying while thinking about Ed and Stede
Orville Peck - Let Me Drown (Live In Nashville)
YouTube video by OrvillePeckVEVO
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Trying to explain Orville Peck to Samm and just need to remind everyone that this is the most end of s1 Gentlebeard song to ever song: youtu.be/vfFMt4ZQWZ4
The entirety of July 2022 was me facedown on my living room floor listening to this song and crying while thinking about Ed and Stede
The entirety of July 2022 was me facedown on my living room floor listening to this song and crying while thinking about Ed and Stede
Reposted by Wren
so kiss me to death
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
so kiss me to death
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
I have work to do but instead I’m listening to the new Orville Peck, which will inevitably leave me devastated for the next 24-72 hours
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I have work to do but instead I’m listening to the new Orville Peck, which will inevitably leave me devastated for the next 24-72 hours
Me: this birthday-dating meme seems like phishing
Also me: people need to know that Judith Butler and I share a birthday bc what
Also me: people need to know that Judith Butler and I share a birthday bc what
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me: this birthday-dating meme seems like phishing
Also me: people need to know that Judith Butler and I share a birthday bc what
Also me: people need to know that Judith Butler and I share a birthday bc what
STOP POSTING GRAPHIC TRIGGERING SHIT WITHOUT ALT TEXT THAT WILL GET CAUGHT BY FILTERS JESUS FUCK
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
STOP POSTING GRAPHIC TRIGGERING SHIT WITHOUT ALT TEXT THAT WILL GET CAUGHT BY FILTERS JESUS FUCK
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I truly do not understand the ads I get on some of the podcasts I listen to
Are people really hearing Ryan Seacrest promote online gambling or a lengthy jingle about fiber internet and saying “yes I want that bc of this advertisement”????
Are people really hearing Ryan Seacrest promote online gambling or a lengthy jingle about fiber internet and saying “yes I want that bc of this advertisement”????
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I truly do not understand the ads I get on some of the podcasts I listen to
Are people really hearing Ryan Seacrest promote online gambling or a lengthy jingle about fiber internet and saying “yes I want that bc of this advertisement”????
Are people really hearing Ryan Seacrest promote online gambling or a lengthy jingle about fiber internet and saying “yes I want that bc of this advertisement”????
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like!
-Cats (the animal and the musical)
-Fiber arts
-Physical media
-Statement earrings
-Historical queer ephemera
-Tchotchkes
-Earnest lesbian singer-songwriters
-Wearing handknit socks with Birkenstocks
-Crafting in social settings
-Succulents
-Cats (the animal and the musical)
-Fiber arts
-Physical media
-Statement earrings
-Historical queer ephemera
-Tchotchkes
-Earnest lesbian singer-songwriters
-Wearing handknit socks with Birkenstocks
-Crafting in social settings
-Succulents
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like!
- Cats(the animals, not really the musical)
- Singing
- The works of Junji Ito
- Rhythm games
- Sumo
- Crochet/ cross stitch
- Sourdough pretzels
- Pokémon
- Plushies
- Cooking
- Cats(the animals, not really the musical)
- Singing
- The works of Junji Ito
- Rhythm games
- Sumo
- Crochet/ cross stitch
- Sourdough pretzels
- Pokémon
- Plushies
- Cooking
10 random things you like
That slice of time in the evening by the ocean when everything is grey & blue
Flip turns when swimming
Burnt sienna paint
Chia seeds and pomegranate arils in yogurt
The smell of sunscreen
Strawberry cake
Fresh baked bread
Fluevog shoes
Drawing shiny things
Plant stores
That slice of time in the evening by the ocean when everything is grey & blue
Flip turns when swimming
Burnt sienna paint
Chia seeds and pomegranate arils in yogurt
The smell of sunscreen
Strawberry cake
Fresh baked bread
Fluevog shoes
Drawing shiny things
Plant stores
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things you like!
-Cats (the animal and the musical)
-Fiber arts
-Physical media
-Statement earrings
-Historical queer ephemera
-Tchotchkes
-Earnest lesbian singer-songwriters
-Wearing handknit socks with Birkenstocks
-Crafting in social settings
-Succulents
-Cats (the animal and the musical)
-Fiber arts
-Physical media
-Statement earrings
-Historical queer ephemera
-Tchotchkes
-Earnest lesbian singer-songwriters
-Wearing handknit socks with Birkenstocks
-Crafting in social settings
-Succulents
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How is it not even 9am and yet this day has already been a complete dumpster fire
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
How is it not even 9am and yet this day has already been a complete dumpster fire
Ok this might be the best thing I’ve ever done (tied with kiwis and lighthouse scarf)
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ok this might be the best thing I’ve ever done (tied with kiwis and lighthouse scarf)
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I've got 5 pixels and one question.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I've got 5 pixels and one question.
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING
WE HAVE A DATE DEADLOCH NATION
MARCH 20!!!
MARCH 20!!!
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING
Update: no falling iguanas but I did turn on the ridiculous electric fireplace for a bit this morning to warm up the living room and now I have a window open and am wearing a hoodie, so all around, a win.
It’s supposed to drop below 50 in the early hours of the morning and that’s the temp where apparently the iguanas fall from the skies so I might get up early and walk around the neighborhood to take in this special event
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Update: no falling iguanas but I did turn on the ridiculous electric fireplace for a bit this morning to warm up the living room and now I have a window open and am wearing a hoodie, so all around, a win.
Spouse is off on another work trip and I am again left to my own devices. Sometimes I wish I was one of those people who was like “the old ball and chain is gone, now I can do what I want” but sadly pretty much everything I want to do is better with the aforementioned ball and chain 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Spouse is off on another work trip and I am again left to my own devices. Sometimes I wish I was one of those people who was like “the old ball and chain is gone, now I can do what I want” but sadly pretty much everything I want to do is better with the aforementioned ball and chain 🥲
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November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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let stede have them back!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
let stede have them back!!
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i miss them*
*stede's s1 waistcoats
*stede's s1 waistcoats
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i miss them*
*stede's s1 waistcoats
*stede's s1 waistcoats
It’s supposed to drop below 50 in the early hours of the morning and that’s the temp where apparently the iguanas fall from the skies so I might get up early and walk around the neighborhood to take in this special event
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s supposed to drop below 50 in the early hours of the morning and that’s the temp where apparently the iguanas fall from the skies so I might get up early and walk around the neighborhood to take in this special event
Everyone I know is posting snow pics and I’m currently excited that it’s 74 outside 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Everyone I know is posting snow pics and I’m currently excited that it’s 74 outside 🫠
Other than a zoom, the only work I *have* to do today is provide feedback on drafts from students who used AI and grade revisions from students who didn’t revise the first time around and I can’t say I’m super excited about using a pseudo-day off to help students who aren’t putting in the work 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Other than a zoom, the only work I *have* to do today is provide feedback on drafts from students who used AI and grade revisions from students who didn’t revise the first time around and I can’t say I’m super excited about using a pseudo-day off to help students who aren’t putting in the work 🫠