Wren
@redwsailing.bsky.social
Gay pirate era, AuDHD, mid 30s, they/them 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, Lego
Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, Lego
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My shop is now LIVE!
Please have a look and let me know what you think, and what wlse I can do to make sure all my shit sells!
ko-fi.com/wasabipoptar...
Please have a look and let me know what you think, and what wlse I can do to make sure all my shit sells!
ko-fi.com/wasabipoptar...
Visit Wasabi Poptart's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My shop is now LIVE!
Please have a look and let me know what you think, and what wlse I can do to make sure all my shit sells!
ko-fi.com/wasabipoptar...
Please have a look and let me know what you think, and what wlse I can do to make sure all my shit sells!
ko-fi.com/wasabipoptar...
This is one hell of a Monday, folks 🫠
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is one hell of a Monday, folks 🫠
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I love garlic soup
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I love garlic soup
The newest episode of The Creep Tapes is one step to the left from the OFMD AU I wanted to write when the first season dropped last year and oh MANNN I want to write it so bad
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The newest episode of The Creep Tapes is one step to the left from the OFMD AU I wanted to write when the first season dropped last year and oh MANNN I want to write it so bad
“Shop the Black Friday sale before it ends in two days!”
Excuse me, it is November 16
Words have MEANINGGGGGGG
Excuse me, it is November 16
Words have MEANINGGGGGGG
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
“Shop the Black Friday sale before it ends in two days!”
Excuse me, it is November 16
Words have MEANINGGGGGGG
Excuse me, it is November 16
Words have MEANINGGGGGGG
Oh no I fucked up
If I start moving towards bed at the normal time and keep watching the gay pirates until then, I will be halfway through Red Flags which is maybe better than being at the END of Red Flags but not by much
But I don’t really want to abandon Ed sobbing in the captain’s cabin either
If I start moving towards bed at the normal time and keep watching the gay pirates until then, I will be halfway through Red Flags which is maybe better than being at the END of Red Flags but not by much
But I don’t really want to abandon Ed sobbing in the captain’s cabin either
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh no I fucked up
If I start moving towards bed at the normal time and keep watching the gay pirates until then, I will be halfway through Red Flags which is maybe better than being at the END of Red Flags but not by much
But I don’t really want to abandon Ed sobbing in the captain’s cabin either
If I start moving towards bed at the normal time and keep watching the gay pirates until then, I will be halfway through Red Flags which is maybe better than being at the END of Red Flags but not by much
But I don’t really want to abandon Ed sobbing in the captain’s cabin either
Me: how could Ed not have gone to look for Stede, why did he just LEAVE
Also me: well that person didn’t text me back for 30 minutes clearly they hate me and I have no friends
Never beating the allegations etc etc
Also me: well that person didn’t text me back for 30 minutes clearly they hate me and I have no friends
Never beating the allegations etc etc
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me: how could Ed not have gone to look for Stede, why did he just LEAVE
Also me: well that person didn’t text me back for 30 minutes clearly they hate me and I have no friends
Never beating the allegations etc etc
Also me: well that person didn’t text me back for 30 minutes clearly they hate me and I have no friends
Never beating the allegations etc etc
3.5 years in and somehow Ed leaning in and kissing Stede still makes me feel like ripping my own face off
What! Did! He! Put! In! This! Show!!!
What! Did! He! Put! In! This! Show!!!
What the fuck did David Jenkins put in this show to make it this unbelievably good
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
3.5 years in and somehow Ed leaning in and kissing Stede still makes me feel like ripping my own face off
What! Did! He! Put! In! This! Show!!!
What! Did! He! Put! In! This! Show!!!
When you make a reference to the show and your fandom bestie doesn’t get it 🫢😩🤨
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
When you make a reference to the show and your fandom bestie doesn’t get it 🫢😩🤨
Also someday I really need to sit down and write my dissertation about Ed’s purple outfit for the French party and how none of it matches and how much that communicates about how the party preparations went down
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Also someday I really need to sit down and write my dissertation about Ed’s purple outfit for the French party and how none of it matches and how much that communicates about how the party preparations went down
I know OFMD is a fantasy show bc Stede’s hair is perfect when they’re rowing back from the French party despite wearing that wig all evening
Like I suppose it could be argued that he spent an hour fixing it before they departed but the boat was on fire and they seemed fairly motivated to get gone
Like I suppose it could be argued that he spent an hour fixing it before they departed but the boat was on fire and they seemed fairly motivated to get gone
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I know OFMD is a fantasy show bc Stede’s hair is perfect when they’re rowing back from the French party despite wearing that wig all evening
Like I suppose it could be argued that he spent an hour fixing it before they departed but the boat was on fire and they seemed fairly motivated to get gone
Like I suppose it could be argued that he spent an hour fixing it before they departed but the boat was on fire and they seemed fairly motivated to get gone
Maybe sitting out in my stupidly picturesque (from certain angles) backyard will make me feel less awful (I have shifted from “obsessively completing craft projects” lonely to “crushing self-loathing” lonely)
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Maybe sitting out in my stupidly picturesque (from certain angles) backyard will make me feel less awful (I have shifted from “obsessively completing craft projects” lonely to “crushing self-loathing” lonely)
Spouse gets home tomorrow and they’re going to walk in the door and find that I’ve embroidered giant sailing ships on all of the curtains 😵💫
Had to get a pic of them together but now I’m left wondering, where do I go from here? Giant embroidered Revenge? Even tinier embroidered Revenge??
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Spouse gets home tomorrow and they’re going to walk in the door and find that I’ve embroidered giant sailing ships on all of the curtains 😵💫
Had to get a pic of them together but now I’m left wondering, where do I go from here? Giant embroidered Revenge? Even tinier embroidered Revenge??
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Had to get a pic of them together but now I’m left wondering, where do I go from here? Giant embroidered Revenge? Even tinier embroidered Revenge??
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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they're the same picture
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 AM
they're the same picture
I have been left alone for too long and am rapidly losing my mind
ANYWAY
A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
ANYWAY
A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I have been left alone for too long and am rapidly losing my mind
ANYWAY
A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
ANYWAY
A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️🌈🏴☠️
#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
3 hours later and I’m cursing the gay pirates for getting me a job bc none of my students are writing their own papers and I’m forced to waste my time chasing down evidence that they’re cheating 😑
Thanks a lot, DJenks
Thanks a lot, DJenks
Thinking about April-July 2022 and how OFMD got me through the end of my PhD - I was 10000% ready to walk away and then a stupid pirate show broke through the numbness and I managed to finish and now I have a job bc @gelatinousstand.bsky.social’s spouse asked me about it during my interview
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
3 hours later and I’m cursing the gay pirates for getting me a job bc none of my students are writing their own papers and I’m forced to waste my time chasing down evidence that they’re cheating 😑
Thanks a lot, DJenks
Thanks a lot, DJenks
Thinking about April-July 2022 and how OFMD got me through the end of my PhD - I was 10000% ready to walk away and then a stupid pirate show broke through the numbness and I managed to finish and now I have a job bc @gelatinousstand.bsky.social’s spouse asked me about it during my interview
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Thinking about April-July 2022 and how OFMD got me through the end of my PhD - I was 10000% ready to walk away and then a stupid pirate show broke through the numbness and I managed to finish and now I have a job bc @gelatinousstand.bsky.social’s spouse asked me about it during my interview
Trying to explain Orville Peck to Samm and just need to remind everyone that this is the most end of s1 Gentlebeard song to ever song: youtu.be/vfFMt4ZQWZ4
The entirety of July 2022 was me facedown on my living room floor listening to this song and crying while thinking about Ed and Stede
The entirety of July 2022 was me facedown on my living room floor listening to this song and crying while thinking about Ed and Stede
Orville Peck - Let Me Drown (Live In Nashville)
YouTube video by OrvillePeckVEVO
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Trying to explain Orville Peck to Samm and just need to remind everyone that this is the most end of s1 Gentlebeard song to ever song: youtu.be/vfFMt4ZQWZ4
The entirety of July 2022 was me facedown on my living room floor listening to this song and crying while thinking about Ed and Stede
The entirety of July 2022 was me facedown on my living room floor listening to this song and crying while thinking about Ed and Stede
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so kiss me to death
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
so kiss me to death
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
there’s nothing left to decide
nothing to prove
nothing to lose
only time
I have work to do but instead I’m listening to the new Orville Peck, which will inevitably leave me devastated for the next 24-72 hours
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I have work to do but instead I’m listening to the new Orville Peck, which will inevitably leave me devastated for the next 24-72 hours
Me: this birthday-dating meme seems like phishing
Also me: people need to know that Judith Butler and I share a birthday bc what
Also me: people need to know that Judith Butler and I share a birthday bc what
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me: this birthday-dating meme seems like phishing
Also me: people need to know that Judith Butler and I share a birthday bc what
Also me: people need to know that Judith Butler and I share a birthday bc what
STOP POSTING GRAPHIC TRIGGERING SHIT WITHOUT ALT TEXT THAT WILL GET CAUGHT BY FILTERS JESUS FUCK
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
STOP POSTING GRAPHIC TRIGGERING SHIT WITHOUT ALT TEXT THAT WILL GET CAUGHT BY FILTERS JESUS FUCK