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edward teach is a very good boy 🍉🏳️‍🌈
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edward teach is a very good boy 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social · 27d
hello all!! please enjoy a new 5+1 fic i'll be posting throughout december, "elbows on the counter" 💍📃 featuring marriage contracts, truly unhinged propositions, and, most importantly: 5 times ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.

enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/75347531
title image for the fic "elbows on the counter" by suchgreatheights. visible in the image are two people sitting at a counter island. between them on the counter are two plates with bread on them and two glasses of orange juice. one of the people sitting at the counter is holding a frying pan and sliding fried eggs onto the plates in front of them. screenshot of the summary of "elbows on the counter" by ao3 author suchgreatheights: Summary: The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note. First: he’s fucking rich. Second: he needs a husband to stay that way. Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks. (Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him + 1 time he does.)
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mrbuttons284266.bsky.social
"There will never be another pirate show that is half as gentle and funny as Our Flag Means Death."

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January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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🚨 Thread collecting actionable steps to help civilians in Venezuela, Venezuelan refugees fleeing to neighboring countries, and Venezuelan immigrants in the US. 🚨

✅️ Please post ideas / links, especially to local frontline groups.

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January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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sarahz.bsky.social
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January 3, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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sarahz.bsky.social
US imperialism is an evil, existential threat to life itself. I try to avoid just piping in to tweet that something is bad unless I can offer something *actionable*, but as ways to help emerge I'm going to try to keep this thread updated with those ways. My heart is breaking for Venezuelans
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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sigilmint.bsky.social
What You Really Are
Thanks for one year of #zaundads in my life, I wouldn't want it to be any different! I love this fandom so much
Full on patreon~ www.patreon.com/sigilmint
crop of a digital illustration of Silco and Vander from Arcane. Silco, fully-clothed, is straddling Vander's lap and holding his face in his hand. Vander, naked, looks up at Silco, one hand tugging at the strap on the back of Silco's outfit. The room is dark with a pinkish light just illuminating them from the right.
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 AM
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ericavee.bsky.social
Ed and Stede always have a happy New Year in every universe 💖💖💖

(Originally from NYD 2023)
Chibi-style digital painting of Stede and Ed snuggling together on their couch under blankies that are patterned like the battle robe and the breakup robe. It’s dark, and they’re lit as if by candlelight. They’re smiling and laughing and clinking champagne glasses. Fireworks are visible in the night sky in the window behind them.
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
How about a little more Gentlespice, yeah?
11/
A sketched illustration for the leaked early draft of Ed and Stede’s First Time. Ed and Stede are slow dancing. Ed has both arms locked around Stede’s shoulders. Stede clutches Ed’s waist with his right hand while he reaches up to delicately trace Ed’s lips with his left. Stede is staring at Ed’s mouth while Ed is gazing heatedly back at him. They are so very close. Both of their faces are aglow with slivers of intense golden light, burning like embers. The light around their faces dissipates into shades of deep burgundy and black for the rest of the image Illustration of Ed and Stede cuddled up sleeping. Ed face is tucked into the crook of Stede’s neck, his hand resting against Stede's heart. The style is sketchy line work. Ed and Stede are awash in an aura of soft pink fading to yellow and they seem to glow against the background of deep purples and blues. Digital sketch of The Gentlebeard Kiss styled to look like black charcoal pencils with white highlights on a taupe toned paper. Ed is semi-reclined with his arm wrapped around Stede’s neck pulling him down for a kiss. Ed is viewed from behind, his “Trust NoOne” shill and snake back tattoo on full display. A digital drawing of Ed and Stede locked in a passionate kiss. It is styled to look like burnt sienna pencil with white highlights in a mid tone linen paper background. Ed is leaning back over his shoulder to meet Stede’s desperate mouth as Stede reaches around to cradle Ed’s head. All you really see is the hint of their bare shoulders, but the implication is that they are getting down. WAY down
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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stellarkaye.bsky.social
I will take all your artwork for Our Flag Means Death please.
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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gelatinousstand.bsky.social
He was such a huge challenge for me but I’m glad I did him 🥺
A digital painting of Ed wearing a strapless purple ballgown. His hair is half up held by a flower pin. He’s gazing offscreen. Hes standing on stairs and his hands are tucked into his pockets. He’s wearing his pearls and a long gold earring
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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jaimenmahoney.bsky.social
All of them? But if I have to choose, then The Break by @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social.
roximonoxide.bsky.social 𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 2d
Happy New Years crew! 🗓️ 🎆🏴‍☠️ QRT this with your fav thing from the Advint Calindah— when it's midnight where you are it could help make 2026 your Kraken Era 😌🫶
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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tightenupmate.bsky.social
There are so many great things here I don't know if I could pick a favorite, but I DO want to remind you to get your raffle tickets before Sunday!

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roximonoxide.bsky.social 𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 2d
Happy New Years crew! 🗓️ 🎆🏴‍☠️ QRT this with your fav thing from the Advint Calindah— when it's midnight where you are it could help make 2026 your Kraken Era 😌🫶
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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roximonoxide.bsky.social
You've also still got a few days to get in on this! 🎉❤️🏴‍☠️
tightenupmate.bsky.social Erin @tightenupmate.bsky.social · 21d
Ready to see what's behind the door for the 13th?

It's a raffle! Just make a $5 donation to Athens Immigrant Rights Coalition, email me a screenshot of the receipt, and you'll be entered to win one of these two wood panels! Drawing held on January 3rd.

Links & FAQs below! ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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manju-crab.bsky.social
#ofmdfanart
あけましておめでとうございます🎍
wigglypaintでエドステ描きました！良い年になりますように～
Happy New Year🎉
I drew gentlebeard using wigglypaint.
Wishing you all a lovely year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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roximonoxide.bsky.social
Happy New Years crew! 🗓️ 🎆🏴‍☠️ QRT this with your fav thing from the Advint Calindah— when it's midnight where you are it could help make 2026 your Kraken Era 😌🫶
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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lizzyleo.bsky.social
I went to bed early but HNY CREW!

There were so many good Advint Calindah days it’s hard to chose!

…..but I’m a degenerate so I would have to say The Break from @flagmeanssteph.bsky.social and @citrussyndicate.bsky.social
Screenshot from the advint calindah website, featuring an illustration of modern Ed leaning on a pool table in a festive red suit, with a preview from the fic The Break
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
flagmeanssteph.bsky.social
Y’ALL, can we all give a BIG HUGE SHOUT-OUT to roxi for organizing this project?? roxi is a masterclass in bringing great ideas to fruition, esp for others’ benefit, & he deserves heaps of appreciation for everything he does. if you enjoyed anything from the advint calindah, go give him some love! 💕
roximonoxide.bsky.social 𝚛 𝚘 𝚡 𝚒 🦄 ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ @roximonoxide.bsky.social · 22d
Hi all! Some really very talented pirates have made something special to carry us from now to the new year! Something new drops everyday until Jan 1st.

Check back daily for fic, and art and other goodies! Starting tomorrow Dec 12!

ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
🏴‍☠️ ADVINT CALINDA 2025
ourflagmeans.gay
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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fakegeekboy.bsky.social
What exactly is Ed looking at? Find out in my and @sweetpotato70.bsky.social's collab Deck the Balls, posted for December 31st on the Advint Calindah!

archiveofourown.org/works/76738806
A close-up crop of Ed with his hands up close to his face, looking up in surprise. There's an exclamation mark near his forehead, and he's blushing slightly. His hair is up in a half-bun, and he's wearing a red and white sweater under a black jacket. His nails are painted black. Deck the Balls, by fake_geek_boy and sweetpotato_70. Summary: After another minute or two, Ed starts to feel a little more like a human again, and a little less like a barely sealed box of bees. He figures probably he can't keep hiding in his hands for the rest of time like a baby playing an eternal game of peekaboo, and he really should face the rest of the room and get a look at his mysterious rescuer. He lifts his head, ready to make eye contact with whoever may be watching, and instead makes eye contact with... A ballsack. AO3 tags for a story: Rating: Teen and Up Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Mother Teach (Our Flag Means Death), (i've decided her name is elizabeth) Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Christmas Market, Humor, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, (or is he? who can say), gratuitous mentions of ballsacks, but not in like a horny way, Pre-Relationship, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, Fast Burn, Panic Attacks, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has Anxiety
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I'm so sorry. Ed helped.
Drawing of Ed and Stede as snowmen. Stede's nose fell off. Ed helped by putting it back on. In the wrong spot. It's where his snow-groin would be.
December 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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crittercolours.bsky.social
Snow Stede has had an unfortunate accident ⛄

#ofmdart
Whiteboard art of Ed and Stede from OFMD as Calvin & Hobbes style snowmen. They are holding hands and looking down at the snow, where Stede's carrot nose lies. Stede has his hand on his hip and frowns, saying "hmm...". Ed is smiling and trying to cover it with one branch hand.
December 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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bitterglitterbun.bsky.social
how very millenial
#ofmd #blackbeard #ofmdfanart
December 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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bitterglitterbun.bsky.social
I don’t know how to draw, so you’re getting stickmen silly geese on retirement treasure hunt

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
September 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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bitterglitterbun.bsky.social
Tits out, hair up, thirsttrap 📸

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #blackbeard #gentlebeard #edwardteach #ourflagmeansnips
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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bitterglitterbun.bsky.social
saw this highly inspirational meme and decided to do.
also i cant have live plants in the flat i’m currently in cause Imm not here often enough and its SAD. and my plants in the other city are prolly dying right now 😭

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #cactineedpetstooawarenessmonth
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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crittercolours.bsky.social
Some Calvin & Hobbes-style Garlic Soup shenanigans for December 30 on @roximonoxide.bsky.social 's Advint Calendah 💙

Go check out the full calendar at ourflagmeans.gay/2025/, there are so many fun goodies to discover!!

#OFMDart
A single panel comic of Archie, Jim, Oluwande, and Zheng as kids, in the style of Calvin and Hobbes. Archie, holding a pirate sword, is being turned into a snowman by Jim and Zheng, while Olu places a pirate hat on her head. Archie says "They're turning me into a snowman so I can lead my snowman army!" Olu says "It's a pirate army!" Jim says "A gay pirate army!" (Emphasis on the gay.) Zheng says "Auntie, we've got swords!" A crew of pirate snowmen are behind them - Frenchie, Wee John, Buttons (and Karl!), the Swede, Roach, Lucius, Izzy, Ivan, Fang, Pete, and Ed and Stede. Auntie, standing in front of them, looks long suffering and says "Please just come inside for hot chocolate…" The title for the comic reads "Garlic Soup" by critter colours.
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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edsstaugsnake.bsky.social
December 28th is my Advint Calindah day! 🎉
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
6K, rated T, fear of dogs, fluff and flirting
archiveofourown.org/works/76488536
Thank you @roximonoxide.bsky.social for the cover art and for organizing the Calindah!
“In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)” on a background of snow with boot prints and paw prints). Two images of Lucille Ball. In the first she’s looking pretty and dressed as Santa. In the second she’s looks tired, is giving side eye, and has a square slice of Swiss cheese hanging out of her mouth. Superimposed are the words “Dec. 1st-25th: Festive. Dec. 26th-31st: Confused. Full of cheese. Unsure of what day it is.”
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM