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happy wip wednesday again, have another snippet of these insane dumbasses from the 5+1 i’ve been working on
Ed had had to give himself a few fucking rules to try and install some brakes on this train. So, rule number one: do not meet his kids. Easy, right? Yeah, Ed had thought so too. Gonna circle back to that one. Rule number two: do not have sex with him. And that one’s just some good self-awareness. Ed’s pretty sure if he crosses that line, there’s no hope left of getting out of this whole thing with his heart intact. Rule number three should go without saying, but Ed has been saying it anyway, repeating it to himself in the mirror on the fuckin’ daily: for the love of god, do not tell him you love him. And! Tiny, right at the bottom, rule number four, an asterisk he’d added after one of their Husband Times came with a little too much wine and a couple close calls: do not get fucking drunk with him, or you will almost definitely break one if not two of those rules. And Ed has been doing an excellent job. For some four-odd months, he has been doing a fantastic fucking job following those rules. He’s turned down extra drinks, he’s resisted innuendos, he’s forced his eyes away when Stede is walking around the apartment fucking bare from the waist up. He has staunchly avoided finding an excuse to request Husband Time when he is even the slightest bit fucking horny. Always winds up there anyway. But as long as Ed’s not giving his dick a head-start on getting interested, he manages to keep it in his fucking pants. So far, at least. Oh, but tonight? Tonight, Ed is currently in the process of realizing he has been very, very stupid.
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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a screenshot from a google document of a paragraph of text. about 6 lines of text are blacked out, so the only visible parts are ‘“God,’ at the beginning and ‘cock.’ at the end. i am very funny
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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haaaappy thursday, my loves! @emcolbs.bsky.social and i have returned with chapter 33 of out of the bag 🏡🐈 the boys watch another of ed's favorites, and stede finally asks for a certain something 🔥

raise your hand if you're in denial about only 3 chapters left 😀🙋‍♀️ archiveofourown.org/works/63564631
title card for Out of the Bag by suchgreatheights. a sofa with scratched-up corners is in the center of the image. in the foreground is a fluffy calico cat running out of a paper bag. above the sofa is summary text: Friends, Ed can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins. Sometimes the journey is the most important part. crop of emcolbs' art from chapter 33 of out of the bag. visible in the crop is the lower half of a person getting up from a couch and the leg of a person standing next to the couch. in front of them is a coffee table with a tv remote, a movie case, and an empty plate. there are two toy mice on the floor.
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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genuinely, i have no idea
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November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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hello from our scout family to yours
two people dressed as scouts from the video game peak
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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it* begins

*the time of year when little debbies show up in my mailbox unannounced because of a post I made 3 years ago /aff

(ty @judysoranges.bsky.social mwah)
two boxes of little debbie christmas tree cakes
October 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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hello my loves! @emcolbs.bsky.social and i are here with ch 32 of out of the bag just in time for your weekend 🏡🐈 in which stede asks to try something new, ed makes charcuterie, aaaand a not-so-friendly face pops in 😬 (but it's okay!)

enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/63564631
title card for Out of the Bag by suchgreatheights. a sofa with scratched-up corners is in the center of the image. in the foreground is a fluffy calico cat running out of a paper bag. above the sofa is summary text: Friends, Ed can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins. Sometimes the journey is the most important part. crop of emcolbs' art from chapter 32 of out of the bag. visible in the crop is ed's bottom half while standing up in front of the couch and krakatoa's bottom half where she's being held in midair. beside ed is a charcuterie board on the coffee table with a little twine bow in the corner.
October 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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liddle
a grey cat tucked up on a beige carpet. in the foreground, a person’s hand is visible with the thumb and forefinger positioned such that they look like they’re holding the cat with two fingers
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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idk, have a little more, i’m having fun chewing on them
The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note. First: he’s fucking rich. Second: he needs a husband to stay that way. Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks. Ed wears the kind of suit that is normal and boring and happened to be hanging in his closet. He looks fine. Stede wears the kind of suit that would probably cost less if it were literally made out of hundred dollar bills. He looks mouth-watering.
October 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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happy wip wednesday, please enjoy this cold open to the silly 5+1 fic I started the other night
“So.” “So.” “We’re really doing this?” “We’re, yes, it sounds like—that is, if you’re still—” “I’m in, man. Told you, I’m on board. Really.” “Then yes, we are. Doing this. Really.” “All right, so?” “So… what?” “You gonna ask?” “Am I—what?” “Ask. C’mon, I can’t exactly say yes if you don’t ask.” “But I—well, I sort of already have, haven’t I?” “Oh, the fuck you have. This? This doesn’t count, mate. Ask me for real.” “What, you mean—like, like something planned?” “No, Jesus, I just mean, like, the actual fucking question, clear and simple. Humor me.” Stede rolls his eyes before fixing him with an exasperated look. It’s a little fond, Ed thinks. Pretty certain. “Edward.” Stede takes a deep breath, tipping his head in concession. “Will you marry me?” Ed takes his own big, deep breath, then sighs it out. Tilts his head like he’s thinking about it, just to be a brat. Cracks a tiny smile. He picks up the fancy fountain pen laid neatly beside the document on the desk, signs his name right there at the bottom, and drops the writing utensil like it’s a microphone. Gives a single, decisive nod. “Sure will.” Stede breathes into a relieved smile as Ed pushes the document across the desk towards him. He extends his hand without a word, and Ed grasps it firmly, stomach lurching, head spinning, tingles rushing up his arm. Stede suddenly looks down at the contract mid-handshake, pausing and tilting his head to squint at Ed’s signature. “And—sorry, what was your last name again?” ***
October 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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helloooo my loves! @emcolbs.bsky.social and i are here with ch 31 of out of the bag 🐈🏡 in which the boys get fun-tipsy, get up to some filthy shenanigans, and stede..............discovers something new about his body 🤭

enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/63564631
title card for Out of the Bag by suchgreatheights. a sofa with scratched-up corners is in the center of the image. in the foreground is a fluffy calico cat running out of a paper bag. above the sofa is summary text: Friends, Ed can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins. Sometimes the journey is the most important part. crop of emcolbs' art from chapter 31 of out of the bag. visible in the crop is half the couch with the coffee table in front of it. on the coffee table are two mostly-empty wine glasses with some wine spilled on the table, two empty wine bottles, and two corks from the wine bottles. one of the corks is still stuck on the corkscrew. two pairs of legs are visible sitting on the couch, and ed's arm is visible, pointing at the person next to him.
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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nice try but I stay on top of that shit, the only unread is a work email I haven’t answered yet bc I don’t answer work emails after 4:30 or before 7:30. work life balance, motherfucker
gmail app with 1 unread email
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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after a few more flight delays, little @emcolbs.bsky.social and I have finally made it home 🥲 missing all our pirate pals already, can’t wait for the next one 💕
little art em in front of airplane safety cards in a seatback compartment
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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little @emcolbs.bsky.social did some
fascinating reading at powell’s today
little art em next to “sodomy and the pirate tradition”
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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little @emcolbs.bsky.social started their last morning in portland with a nice little breakfast at a cute cafe 🥰
little art em with an empty cup and empty plate behind them
October 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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little @emcolbs.bsky.social tore it up at karaoke and closed out their night by helping with a rousing rendition of it’s all coming back to me now. we did not hit most of the notes
little art em in front of pat singing because the night
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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little @emcolbs.bsky.social is all geared up for night 2!
little art em in front of rhys darby on the screen of helium
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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omg!! little @emcolbs.bsky.social is here for the yarn boys’ debut drag performance!!!
little art em in front of the yarn boys’ drag performance
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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little @emcolbs.bsky.social is ready for the drag show!!
little art em in front of a marquis reading “our flag means death sold out oct 11” little art em in front of a crowd and a stage
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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btw did y’all know the dad of the spoiled brat in this movie is played by RORY KINNEAR’S FATHER
photo of the credits of willy wonka and the chocolate factory, including mr. salt played by roy kinnear
October 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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little @emcolbs.bsky.social got a good night’s sleep and is getting started early today
little art em in front of two mimosas and a bloody mary little em in front of four plates of breakfast food
October 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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little @emcolbs.bsky.social is about to get FUCKED UP
little art em with six jell-o shots
October 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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time for little @emcolbs.bsky.social to meet rhysie!!
little art em in front of the stage at helium comedy club
October 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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little @emcolbs.bsky.social out for pre-show drinks!! 🥰
little art emcolbs in front of a group of pirate pals at a table
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM