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Wren
@redwsailing.bsky.social
Gay pirate era, AuDHD, mid 30s, they/them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Hyperfixations: Our Flag Means Death, Deadloch, X-Files, Indigo Girls, cryptids, queer music, horror films, knitting, Lego
Maybe sitting out in my stupidly picturesque (from certain angles) backyard will make me feel less awful (I have shifted from “obsessively completing craft projects” lonely to “crushing self-loathing” lonely)
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Had to get a pic of them together but now I’m left wondering, where do I go from here? Giant embroidered Revenge? Even tinier embroidered Revenge??

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I have been left alone for too long and am rapidly losing my mind

ANYWAY

A tiny gay ship for a tiny gay crew 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I love the Revenge so much and I am so pleased with how this turned out 😭

#OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ok this might be the best thing I’ve ever done (tied with kiwis and lighthouse scarf)
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When you’re trying to stop the cats from fighting but there’s no stopping a determined calico
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When I showed this to @aliassamm.bsky.social they very generously framed my decision to fill the background as “ambitious” rather than the more accurate “stupid”
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I am CRYINGGGGGFFF what a moment to pause on

OFMD fandom, do your thing
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When it came time to expand the inn, the boys each had a surprise in mind

Stede painted the new cottage lavender for Ed

Ed finally let Stede get bees

Sadly Stede is allergic to bees 🤦🏼

(I need to re-read Liquid Gold)

#OFMD #OurBricksMeanDeath
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
She looks great as long as you don’t look too close lmfao
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Back on my gay pirate craft bullshit
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
No more super repetitive patterns for me - this got soooo tedious
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Carving pumpkins is my favorite part of Halloween but things have just been too hectic this year, so here’s a throwback to past OFMD pumpkins
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My pride and joy 🥰 Design by @feuerkindjana.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 AM
2 years ago, I published my first-ever fanfic about Izzy haunting our innkeepers: archiveofourown.org/works/51177496

I read back over it recently and it’s not half bad - I’m also amused to discover that I predicted DJenks’ scene of Buttons and Izzy in the gravy basket 👀

#OFMDFanFic #TakeTwoTuesday
October 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Lmao it’s horrible quality, which is why I didn’t include it in the first place, but here you go
October 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My vibe will inevitably be more swamp witch than pirate, but you can’t tell me Anne Bonny wouldn’t wear this necklace given the chance
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This cactus used to be growing completely vertically and over the past month or so it started leaning and now it just looks like a dick???
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My pirated pothos is so fucking happy - three new leaves opened this week and a fourth is getting ready to go 🥰
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Y’all they are so cute 😭

AND still in stock: kikay.shop/products/ros...

Kikay’s earrings are so nice and so lightweight, I have a stupid number of pairs and they hold up great - I really can’t recommend them enough

#OFMD
October 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This was supposed to take longer than four days 😬
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Nice to think that our crew is out there somewhere, just waiting for us to welcome them back

(Spouse has been out of town for less than 8 hours and I’m already in my feels about the pirate show, Jesus Christ)
October 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Standing in the surf / walking across the sand
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A chandelier in a two-seater car? That’s overkill

(Believe me when I say that if there had been two, I would have bought both and found another place to hang the second)

Also featuring my half of the Tangy and Zangy set from @orchid-explosion.bsky.social (www.etsy.com/listing/1742...)
October 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ending with the beginning! These are the first two sections I did. There are some things I would definitely do differently if I was doing it now, but given that I hadn’t done anything more than extremely basic embroidery before this, I’m so pleased with it 💜💜💜

#OFMD
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM