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bryn
@unfunpleasures.bsky.social
34. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3.

pfp: @midearthling.bsky.social. header: @panodtortur.bsky.social.

18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.

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to be so real, i look excellent with bangs but not with curly hair, despite having been born with it. i used to be such a babe, completely in spite of myself and my terrible lifestyle choices at the time.
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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As tomorrow's Minnesota-wide shutdown gathers momentum, here are some of the less visible ways workers and unions are helping each other survive to fight another day, by delivering food to workers hiding in their homes with the lights off. My report from Minneapolis.
How One Minnesota Union Is Helping Members Survive the Federal Siege
Local 17 is one of many unions, community organizations and faith groups calling for a work stoppage tomorrow, showing a key way Minnesotans are organizing against ICE.
inthesetimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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THE "POOP ON FASCISTS" RAFFLE
1/22/26 - 1/25/26
Rules:
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💩 Any dollar amount gets 1 entry - every 10 dollar amount gets an additional entry ($50 = 5 entries)
💩 Comment with screenshot or comment that you're DMing a screenshot on discord [Rosymegglemoth]

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January 23, 2026 at 3:04 AM
finally having quiet alone time in my room after work and an hour or so of my mom and sister and now i’m sad about the fact that i have the personality and joie de vivre of a wet piece of paper, but also, i’m not even a little interested in trying to fix that until i get medicated. ain’t no way.
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 AM
went to paste something from one email to another and whoops, pasted an ao3 link instead.
January 22, 2026 at 11:26 PM
i love central valley place names. orange cove, lemon cove, naranjo, citro, navelencia, woodlake, farmersville, raisin city, dairyland, oildale... you can instantly tell what these places are about, or what they were about at one time. it does exactly what it says on the tin.
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
went for my usual 10-15 minute "get out of the office" walk and accidentally started writing an original short story or piece of flash fiction. perhaps my brain remembered some submission deadlines were coming up and decided it actually did wanna try to do something about that.
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
maybe you wanna see my doc entitled “idea hell,” where i park my little whims? some of these fics do exist now in various stages, some never will, some might someday.
January 22, 2026 at 8:17 PM
i’ve had bangs again for one week and two days and i’m pretty sure i should have just found a new therapist instead
bangs are one thing, but bangs with curly/wavy hair? oh he really wanted to torture himself
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
imagine being one of the rando blue accounts that follows david for politics posting when he does pirate stuff. like, “wait, which senator are we talking about here???”
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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✂️💔🤷‍♂️💈
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
this guy gets it
Alt S2 opening storyline for Blackbeard that just occurred to me:

Upset about Stede having left him, trying to reinvent himself while having a broken heart, he gets drunk one night, grabs a knife, and gives himself bangs.

Everyone must compliment his new look because they’re terrified of him.
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
i’m not really an artist (that would imply that i make art or even try more than, like, twice a year), but this was one of my little procreate experiments based on a photo from a gay rodeo magazine. i made an older version into stickers for a con (but couldn’t tell you which one).
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Los Angeles! Our Greek Theater (Theatre) show has sold out but we've added a show! Artist pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am PT. Password: FOTC
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 AM
came home to girl scout cookies and also this little guy from @cannibalxing.bsky.social!!!??? it’s so cute!!!
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 AM
imagine all the people who are seeing our flag means death for the first time in 2026. how neat for them. 🧡
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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A book by Vico is coming! :) #VicoOrtiz
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
every day, it blows my mind that my entire job is executive functioning and that i'm doing that for an entire county-wide org with over a dozen chapters and millions of dollars in assets and i'm here, scrolling on bluesky and dipping trail mix in peanut butter in lieu of a real lunch.
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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more wip wednesday. here's the other thing i've been working on, inspired by orville peck's "oh my days," but set in the '70s (because i am who i am).
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
i needed this
January 21, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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[update] Completed: The scheduled maintenance has been completed.
AO3 Maintenance
The scheduled maintenance has been completed.
stspg.io
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 PM
more wip wednesday. here's the other thing i've been working on, inspired by orville peck's "oh my days," but set in the '70s (because i am who i am).
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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couple of #ofmd portrait studies from 2025 I never posted (? i think) but still like under this thread, let's go #art
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
happy wip wednesday. i feel like i don’t know who i am anymore because i’m on chapter 3 of this thing and each chapter is under 5k and there is zero actual smut on the page and it feels kinda wrong, but i also don’t know how to make it right. rest in peace, i guess, long smutty bryn fics 😔
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM