bryn
@unfunpleasures.bsky.social
33. rhinestone cowboy. ofmd brainrot. unfunpleasures on ao3.
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18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.
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pfp: @midearthling.bsky.social. header: @panodtortur.bsky.social.
18+ only, please; here there be gay pirate smut. fics linked below.
https://linktr.ee/unfunpleasures
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my sister’s boyfriend has now had two seizures preceded by ear pain, so now that i’m having ear pain, naturally, i’m about to convince myself that i’m doomed.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
my sister’s boyfriend has now had two seizures preceded by ear pain, so now that i’m having ear pain, naturally, i’m about to convince myself that i’m doomed.
there’s something really sad about the fact that people turn out in droves for the veteran’s day parade downtown every year but normally avoid the area like the plague because of all the homelessness (and okay, sure, the lack of free parking and the fact that everything closes at 2 or 3).
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
there’s something really sad about the fact that people turn out in droves for the veteran’s day parade downtown every year but normally avoid the area like the plague because of all the homelessness (and okay, sure, the lack of free parking and the fact that everything closes at 2 or 3).
a new bar just opened in fresno and based on the small handful of pictures i’ve seen, it’s truly giving the green carnation from stationary but tiny and less period-specific.
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
a new bar just opened in fresno and based on the small handful of pictures i’ve seen, it’s truly giving the green carnation from stationary but tiny and less period-specific.
AND i have to report??? on a wednesday??? after noon??? like i don't have a job where i'm paid an hourly wage??? also, the last time i had to report, loretta lynn died, i'm just saying.
i keep feeling almost equanimous and then remembering i have a jury summons for this week and simmering with quiet rage
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
AND i have to report??? on a wednesday??? after noon??? like i don't have a job where i'm paid an hourly wage??? also, the last time i had to report, loretta lynn died, i'm just saying.
lrt is about this next trucker fic, btw.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
lrt is about this next trucker fic, btw.
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it's not even wednesday, but here, have a little snippet because i missed them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
it's not even wednesday, but here, have a little snippet because i missed them.
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🎵 There’s gotta’ be more than this tired town,
Don’t you frown,
Drift away with me… 🎵
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
Don’t you frown,
Drift away with me… 🎵
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
🎵 There’s gotta’ be more than this tired town,
Don’t you frown,
Drift away with me… 🎵
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
Don’t you frown,
Drift away with me… 🎵
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
three cheers for not doing my job!!! i've written over 500 words of trucker boys today!!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
three cheers for not doing my job!!! i've written over 500 words of trucker boys today!!!
p.s. queer line dancing is officially monthly here now, so if you ever find yourself in fresno on the first friday of the month, slide into my dms (with the knowledge that you'll be crammmmed into that little old bar).
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
p.s. queer line dancing is officially monthly here now, so if you ever find yourself in fresno on the first friday of the month, slide into my dms (with the knowledge that you'll be crammmmed into that little old bar).
pulled up docs as soon as i got to my office and have yet to either open one and do any writing or do much actual work.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
pulled up docs as soon as i got to my office and have yet to either open one and do any writing or do much actual work.
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Chapter 32 has been posted, and this fic is now complete. 😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Chapter 32 has been posted, and this fic is now complete. 😭😭
how have denim manufacturers not figured out how to take the technology they use to make black non-stretch jeans for men and apply it to women’s cuts?
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
how have denim manufacturers not figured out how to take the technology they use to make black non-stretch jeans for men and apply it to women’s cuts?
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Blame @dizzystl.bsky.social for this
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Blame @dizzystl.bsky.social for this
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Also in case its not being mentioned in your feed, there is still a remaining vote for this and Somehow they didn't anticipate the outrage, so there's apparently some hesitation now.
If those were your senators, call them and don't stop. I will also be calling even though they arent mine
If those were your senators, call them and don't stop. I will also be calling even though they arent mine
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
No matter how they voted last night, every one of them has a say in maintaining Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin as their caucus leaders. Every one of them is accountable here.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Also in case its not being mentioned in your feed, there is still a remaining vote for this and Somehow they didn't anticipate the outrage, so there's apparently some hesitation now.
If those were your senators, call them and don't stop. I will also be calling even though they arent mine
If those were your senators, call them and don't stop. I will also be calling even though they arent mine
help, i’m noticing “angel numbers” in my ao3 stats again
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
help, i’m noticing “angel numbers” in my ao3 stats again
i keep feeling almost equanimous and then remembering i have a jury summons for this week and simmering with quiet rage
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i keep feeling almost equanimous and then remembering i have a jury summons for this week and simmering with quiet rage
glad my senators and occasionally my governor can usually do at least the bare fucking minimum and wish more state officials could do the same.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
glad my senators and occasionally my governor can usually do at least the bare fucking minimum and wish more state officials could do the same.
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i think the important thing to remember here is that literally every single one of us is annoying— maybe not to everyone, but certainly to someone, and often even ourselves.
August 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i think the important thing to remember here is that literally every single one of us is annoying— maybe not to everyone, but certainly to someone, and often even ourselves.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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“The stars are aglow and tonight how their light sets me dreaming.
My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming?
I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade”
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming?
I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade”
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
July 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“The stars are aglow and tonight how their light sets me dreaming.
My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming?
I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade”
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
My love, do you know that your eyes are like stars brightly beaming?
I bring you and I sing you a Moonlight Serenade”
#OFMDfanart #OFMD
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February 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
it would appear that i’ve missed something and/or just not caught up to it yet and/or finally achieved perfect muting, but i think everyone should just get themselves a nice beverage and watch ofmd.
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
it would appear that i’ve missed something and/or just not caught up to it yet and/or finally achieved perfect muting, but i think everyone should just get themselves a nice beverage and watch ofmd.
every time i diffuse my hair, i think of that old chappell roan tiktok where she talks about fucking her neck up so bad whipping her hair around that she threw up and it gives me so much anxiety, because i am truly always so, sooo close to wrecking myself because my body parts don’t stay in place.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
every time i diffuse my hair, i think of that old chappell roan tiktok where she talks about fucking her neck up so bad whipping her hair around that she threw up and it gives me so much anxiety, because i am truly always so, sooo close to wrecking myself because my body parts don’t stay in place.
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It’s here! Fields of Gold, an #OFMDBigBang2025 fic with art by the talented @afinefish.bsky.social!
@ofmdbigbang.bsky.social
Link below!
@ofmdbigbang.bsky.social
Link below!
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
It’s here! Fields of Gold, an #OFMDBigBang2025 fic with art by the talented @afinefish.bsky.social!
@ofmdbigbang.bsky.social
Link below!
@ofmdbigbang.bsky.social
Link below!