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And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
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Give me access to the historical franchise editor and I’m moving Robespierre across the ocean and making him Lincoln’s vp nominee in 1864
"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement
February 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Give me access to the historical franchise editor and I’m moving Robespierre across the ocean and making him Lincoln’s vp nominee in 1864
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"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement
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Chat, is it good that after seeing the unredacted Epstein files a sitting congressman made a point to post that’s he’s not suicidal
February 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Chat, is it good that after seeing the unredacted Epstein files a sitting congressman made a point to post that’s he’s not suicidal
Older woman down the bar from me is wearing an under armor hoodie that says “QATAR” in big letters like it’s a college sports program or something. Cursed garment!
February 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Older woman down the bar from me is wearing an under armor hoodie that says “QATAR” in big letters like it’s a college sports program or something. Cursed garment!
Well that’s a drag, turning the hockey off now
February 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Well that’s a drag, turning the hockey off now
Whoever made that liquid death commercial needs to be put in some kind of a Device
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Whoever made that liquid death commercial needs to be put in some kind of a Device
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When I’d only seen the still of him winding up, I thought we should make this kid president.
Now that I’ve seen the video, I need to amend that. The kid should be made at least double-president, maybe even triple
Now that I’ve seen the video, I need to amend that. The kid should be made at least double-president, maybe even triple
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 AM
When I’d only seen the still of him winding up, I thought we should make this kid president.
Now that I’ve seen the video, I need to amend that. The kid should be made at least double-president, maybe even triple
Now that I’ve seen the video, I need to amend that. The kid should be made at least double-president, maybe even triple
Does anybody have the old tweet about jeb! and dubya attending pappy bush’s birthday party and singing karaoke set to kings of leon’s “your sex is on fire” but they changed the lyrics in the chorus to be “you’re such a good father”?
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Does anybody have the old tweet about jeb! and dubya attending pappy bush’s birthday party and singing karaoke set to kings of leon’s “your sex is on fire” but they changed the lyrics in the chorus to be “you’re such a good father”?
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liberals will be like "I prefer capitalism because it's a meritocracy" and then live in a society run by pedophiles
February 13, 2026 at 2:09 PM
liberals will be like "I prefer capitalism because it's a meritocracy" and then live in a society run by pedophiles
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Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
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going back in time and trying to teach Medieval people about germ theory but they mob me bc rumor gets out they can bet on the return of Jesus on my phone
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
going back in time and trying to teach Medieval people about germ theory but they mob me bc rumor gets out they can bet on the return of Jesus on my phone
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Just what would a "reasonable discussion about AI" even entail? It seems like every single time an insistence upon one of these is invoked, the demands include ignoring or forgetting a lot; a kind of enforced innocence. So that we can... make pundits comfortable musing from provably fake premises?
It is really unfortunate that it's not possible to have a reasonable discussion about AI on here.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Just what would a "reasonable discussion about AI" even entail? It seems like every single time an insistence upon one of these is invoked, the demands include ignoring or forgetting a lot; a kind of enforced innocence. So that we can... make pundits comfortable musing from provably fake premises?
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Lenny’s album of the month
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Lenny’s album of the month
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Buddy if you are clicking the fucking AI button to tell you where to go on vacation I am telling you without judgment to save your money and just stay home, or pick a trip to Orlando and call it a day. You're already dead inside and the trip isn't going to help.
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Buddy if you are clicking the fucking AI button to tell you where to go on vacation I am telling you without judgment to save your money and just stay home, or pick a trip to Orlando and call it a day. You're already dead inside and the trip isn't going to help.
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friends, romans, country bumpkins
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
friends, romans, country bumpkins
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lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
lol donald trump invaded venezuela and captured maduro all so that they’d stop sending oil to cuba and start sending it to israel jesus christ man its just too ridiculous
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sorry to get all “political” but we should try to have a society that isnt run by an elite cabal of known pedophiles
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
sorry to get all “political” but we should try to have a society that isnt run by an elite cabal of known pedophiles
Yeah you’ve always been “exceedingly reasonable” chuck. this tut-tutting fascist freak knows exactly how impotent he is and he likes it that way
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.
Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Yeah you’ve always been “exceedingly reasonable” chuck. this tut-tutting fascist freak knows exactly how impotent he is and he likes it that way
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I don’t care for connecticut. Don’t think it needs to be a state.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I don’t care for connecticut. Don’t think it needs to be a state.
It’s always nice to see the new england patriots lose
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It’s always nice to see the new england patriots lose