Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib
@officialjplosman.bsky.social
Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
No longer content with baselessly accusing the democrats of being cool, republicans have now started baselessly accusing the united kingdom of being cool
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
No longer content with baselessly accusing the democrats of being cool, republicans have now started baselessly accusing the united kingdom of being cool
The jaguars were simply a mistake. Tampa and miami are already more than enough florida representation for any one league
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The jaguars were simply a mistake. Tampa and miami are already more than enough florida representation for any one league
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In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
Finally reading the defector review of one battle after another because I finally saw the movie last night and holy shit I’ve never seen a writer congratulate himself so much for refusing to engage with a piece of media
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Finally reading the defector review of one battle after another because I finally saw the movie last night and holy shit I’ve never seen a writer congratulate himself so much for refusing to engage with a piece of media
How did the sabres end up with a The Democrats Complex where they feel compelled to spend all their time complaining about how much they hate their own fans for some reason
What a bunch of losers, my god. Does anyone not like pressure in sports
Credit to @llysowski.bsky.social
Credit to @llysowski.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How did the sabres end up with a The Democrats Complex where they feel compelled to spend all their time complaining about how much they hate their own fans for some reason
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Wild how the 2016 elections was Epstein’s best friend against the wife of Epstein’s other best friend. Totally a real democracy we live in and not an irredeemable pedophile oligarchy or anything
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wild how the 2016 elections was Epstein’s best friend against the wife of Epstein’s other best friend. Totally a real democracy we live in and not an irredeemable pedophile oligarchy or anything
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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JEFFREY EPSTEIN: I can't speak freely in case anyone is listening but tonight we are going to "ee bay edophiles pay".
DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles".
DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.
DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles".
DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: I can't speak freely in case anyone is listening but tonight we are going to "ee bay edophiles pay".
DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles".
DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.
DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles".
DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.
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Donald trump personally ordered the killing of charlie kirk to distract from his friendship and shared interests with jeffrey epstein
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Donald trump personally ordered the killing of charlie kirk to distract from his friendship and shared interests with jeffrey epstein
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The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
I increasingly suspect that the entire point of the whole sociopolitical order that’s been built up on this continent since 1607 has always been to protect Exactly This Sort Of Thing
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I increasingly suspect that the entire point of the whole sociopolitical order that’s been built up on this continent since 1607 has always been to protect Exactly This Sort Of Thing
It rocks that every single powerful person in the country has an inbox chock full of stuff like
SUBJECT: Mutually Incriminating Evidence re: Admitted Crimes [marked “High Importance”]
SUBJECT: Mutually Incriminating Evidence re: Admitted Crimes [marked “High Importance”]
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It rocks that every single powerful person in the country has an inbox chock full of stuff like
SUBJECT: Mutually Incriminating Evidence re: Admitted Crimes [marked “High Importance”]
SUBJECT: Mutually Incriminating Evidence re: Admitted Crimes [marked “High Importance”]
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
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every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation
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the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the simpsons should take the elon musk episode off of disney plus and replace it with the michael jackson episode
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I would say this is how every Democrat should be talking but pretty much every Democrat is on board with the imperial project so
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I would say this is how every Democrat should be talking but pretty much every Democrat is on board with the imperial project so
Your boy got good news about some civil service exams he took a long time ago today. He’s trying not to get too ahead of himself but it’s exciting and hopefully something good comes of it
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Your boy got good news about some civil service exams he took a long time ago today. He’s trying not to get too ahead of himself but it’s exciting and hopefully something good comes of it
Kinda funny how beane’s refusal to trade the 2026 1st is itself going to make that pick be like 10 spots higher than it otherwise should be
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Kinda funny how beane’s refusal to trade the 2026 1st is itself going to make that pick be like 10 spots higher than it otherwise should be
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and while I am on my soapbox I might as well say it, everybody who punches left and complains about “tankies” is feeding into this anti-communist hysteria. not that the people who do that care, they hate communists far more than they hate Trump and will gladly join him to do this
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
and while I am on my soapbox I might as well say it, everybody who punches left and complains about “tankies” is feeding into this anti-communist hysteria. not that the people who do that care, they hate communists far more than they hate Trump and will gladly join him to do this
The regular season game against kansas city is this regime’s super bowl and it has been for years now
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The regular season game against kansas city is this regime’s super bowl and it has been for years now
That wasn’t any good
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That wasn’t any good
I’m still against taunting being a penalty at all and that one looks weak in particular but it helps the Bills so fine
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m still against taunting being a penalty at all and that one looks weak in particular but it helps the Bills so fine
Somebody involved here has clearly lost the mandate of heaven idk what else to tell you
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Somebody involved here has clearly lost the mandate of heaven idk what else to tell you