Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib
@officialjplosman.bsky.social
Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"
He/him | Buffalo
He’s the guiltiest anybody has ever been lmfao
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
He’s the guiltiest anybody has ever been lmfao
If cris collinsworth hasn’t come up in the epstein emails yet it’s only because nobody’s looked hard enough yet
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If cris collinsworth hasn’t come up in the epstein emails yet it’s only because nobody’s looked hard enough yet
BREAKING: Bills have regained the Mandate of Heaven
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
BREAKING: Bills have regained the Mandate of Heaven
And now we have to wait all the way until Thursday for mor Bila?
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
And now we have to wait all the way until Thursday for mor Bila?
So the Bills, pretty good today huh?
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So the Bills, pretty good today huh?
Still think the Bills are gonna win this but really wanted 6+ out of that drive
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Still think the Bills are gonna win this but really wanted 6+ out of that drive
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I don’t want to look back on my life and see I was a bad guy, you know, like scrooge
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I don’t want to look back on my life and see I was a bad guy, you know, like scrooge
Pitt’s punter is called Caleb Junko that fuckin rocks
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Pitt’s punter is called Caleb Junko that fuckin rocks
That’s a rough ten seconds of gametime if you like the pittsburgh panthers lol
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
That’s a rough ten seconds of gametime if you like the pittsburgh panthers lol
It’d be so fucking funny if Venezuela sank an aircraft carrier dude
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’d be so fucking funny if Venezuela sank an aircraft carrier dude
I don’t want to look back on my life and see I was a bad guy, you know, like scrooge
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I don’t want to look back on my life and see I was a bad guy, you know, like scrooge
things to do as scrooge in the offseason
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
things to do as scrooge in the offseason
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No longer content with baselessly accusing the democrats of being cool, republicans have now started baselessly accusing the united kingdom of being cool
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
No longer content with baselessly accusing the democrats of being cool, republicans have now started baselessly accusing the united kingdom of being cool
The jaguars were simply a mistake. Tampa and miami are already more than enough florida representation for any one league
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The jaguars were simply a mistake. Tampa and miami are already more than enough florida representation for any one league
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In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder
Finally reading the defector review of one battle after another because I finally saw the movie last night and holy shit I’ve never seen a writer congratulate himself so much for refusing to engage with a piece of media
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Finally reading the defector review of one battle after another because I finally saw the movie last night and holy shit I’ve never seen a writer congratulate himself so much for refusing to engage with a piece of media
How did the sabres end up with a The Democrats Complex where they feel compelled to spend all their time complaining about how much they hate their own fans for some reason
What a bunch of losers, my god. Does anyone not like pressure in sports
Credit to @llysowski.bsky.social
Credit to @llysowski.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How did the sabres end up with a The Democrats Complex where they feel compelled to spend all their time complaining about how much they hate their own fans for some reason
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
Wild how the 2016 elections was Epstein’s best friend against the wife of Epstein’s other best friend. Totally a real democracy we live in and not an irredeemable pedophile oligarchy or anything
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wild how the 2016 elections was Epstein’s best friend against the wife of Epstein’s other best friend. Totally a real democracy we live in and not an irredeemable pedophile oligarchy or anything
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just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
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JEFFREY EPSTEIN: I can't speak freely in case anyone is listening but tonight we are going to "ee bay edophiles pay".
DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles".
DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.
DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles".
DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: I can't speak freely in case anyone is listening but tonight we are going to "ee bay edophiles pay".
DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles".
DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.
DONALD TRUMP: Is that Pig Latin?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yes. For "be pedophiles".
DONALD TRUMP: (4x louder) I will see you at the pedophile party.
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Donald trump personally ordered the killing of charlie kirk to distract from his friendship and shared interests with jeffrey epstein
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Donald trump personally ordered the killing of charlie kirk to distract from his friendship and shared interests with jeffrey epstein
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The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time
I increasingly suspect that the entire point of the whole sociopolitical order that’s been built up on this continent since 1607 has always been to protect Exactly This Sort Of Thing
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I increasingly suspect that the entire point of the whole sociopolitical order that’s been built up on this continent since 1607 has always been to protect Exactly This Sort Of Thing