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mushroom guy coming home late from a long day of decomposing fallen logs in the forest and getting radicalized into anti-slime mold conspiracy theories on the mycelium network
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
mushroom guy coming home late from a long day of decomposing fallen logs in the forest and getting radicalized into anti-slime mold conspiracy theories on the mycelium network
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Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
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When the showcase of human misery has extra puzzles >>>>>>>>>
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
When the showcase of human misery has extra puzzles >>>>>>>>>
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[salmon disliked that]
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
[salmon disliked that]
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
[friendship has ended with salmon]
[salmon is no longer allied]
salmon: hey, why is there a salmon color
salmon: why is the color called that
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
when you mod all the stuff you don't like out of a video game it should be called Murder of the Author
January 27, 2026 at 11:22 AM
when you mod all the stuff you don't like out of a video game it should be called Murder of the Author
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the citizens of every violently oppressive regime are suffering and have no agency, except for Americans who simply don't want freedom enough
January 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
the citizens of every violently oppressive regime are suffering and have no agency, except for Americans who simply don't want freedom enough
call me windows vista the way I shut down unexpectedly
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
call me windows vista the way I shut down unexpectedly
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Let your haters be your satyrs at the drunken orgy of success
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Let your haters be your satyrs at the drunken orgy of success
she anti on my alias til I zfight
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
she anti on my alias til I zfight
I bet you could snort a bee off a flower if you were really sneaky
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I bet you could snort a bee off a flower if you were really sneaky
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hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web
March 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web
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they're plowing your ass on farmsky
September 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
they're plowing your ass on farmsky
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*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
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love taking a sip of the hot coffee-flavored air at the top of my coffee cup that tells me my coffee is still too hot to drink
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
love taking a sip of the hot coffee-flavored air at the top of my coffee cup that tells me my coffee is still too hot to drink
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you'd be hard-pressed to make a more compelling argument for the way things are now than that we're all trapped in the fitful dream of someone dying in front of a tv. everything that happens involves someone from tv
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
you'd be hard-pressed to make a more compelling argument for the way things are now than that we're all trapped in the fitful dream of someone dying in front of a tv. everything that happens involves someone from tv
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none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too
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turns out implausible deniability works pretty well too
September 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
turns out implausible deniability works pretty well too
open world rpg where the main character sneezes randomly very rarely. it alerts hostiles if you're stealthing
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
open world rpg where the main character sneezes randomly very rarely. it alerts hostiles if you're stealthing
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I got a mite peckish earlier.. i was waving some dust in front of him
September 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I got a mite peckish earlier.. i was waving some dust in front of him
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You are activating my fight or flight and brother I can't afford a plane ticket
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You are activating my fight or flight and brother I can't afford a plane ticket
David:
I should learn how to use a rock sling
September 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
David:
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counterspelling my negative mid year review. nice try
August 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
counterspelling my negative mid year review. nice try
"bone advice: do not release the goo" is health and safety advice that can be taken two ways
August 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"bone advice: do not release the goo" is health and safety advice that can be taken two ways