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call me windows vista the way I shut down unexpectedly
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
call me windows vista the way I shut down unexpectedly
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Let your haters be your satyrs at the drunken orgy of success
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Let your haters be your satyrs at the drunken orgy of success
she anti on my alias til I zfight
September 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
she anti on my alias til I zfight
I bet you could snort a bee off a flower if you were really sneaky
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I bet you could snort a bee off a flower if you were really sneaky
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hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web
March 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
hey i just got an alert saying your personal info was found on the dork web
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they're plowing your ass on farmsky
September 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
they're plowing your ass on farmsky
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*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
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love taking a sip of the hot coffee-flavored air at the top of my coffee cup that tells me my coffee is still too hot to drink
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
love taking a sip of the hot coffee-flavored air at the top of my coffee cup that tells me my coffee is still too hot to drink
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you'd be hard-pressed to make a more compelling argument for the way things are now than that we're all trapped in the fitful dream of someone dying in front of a tv. everything that happens involves someone from tv
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
you'd be hard-pressed to make a more compelling argument for the way things are now than that we're all trapped in the fitful dream of someone dying in front of a tv. everything that happens involves someone from tv
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none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too
September 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too
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turns out implausible deniability works pretty well too
September 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
turns out implausible deniability works pretty well too
open world rpg where the main character sneezes randomly very rarely. it alerts hostiles if you're stealthing
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
open world rpg where the main character sneezes randomly very rarely. it alerts hostiles if you're stealthing
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I got a mite peckish earlier.. i was waving some dust in front of him
September 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I got a mite peckish earlier.. i was waving some dust in front of him
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You are activating my fight or flight and brother I can't afford a plane ticket
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You are activating my fight or flight and brother I can't afford a plane ticket
David:
I should learn how to use a rock sling
September 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
David:
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just clicked the Popular With Friends tab and it brought me to a page that simply said "no you aren't"
August 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
just clicked the Popular With Friends tab and it brought me to a page that simply said "no you aren't"
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counterspelling my negative mid year review. nice try
August 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
counterspelling my negative mid year review. nice try
"bone advice: do not release the goo" is health and safety advice that can be taken two ways
August 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"bone advice: do not release the goo" is health and safety advice that can be taken two ways
nothing like browsing tha blue sky and suddenly my threading is tree view. sure. why not
August 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
nothing like browsing tha blue sky and suddenly my threading is tree view. sure. why not
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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Bread is ftw. And Circuses? pog champ
August 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Bread is ftw. And Circuses? pog champ
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they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago
June 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
they’re putting something in the water that makes backs weaker and tummies more upset. I never had these problems, ten, twenty years ago
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DOCTOR: your grandma has suffered a hip dislocation
ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
August 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
DOCTOR: your grandma has suffered a hip dislocation
ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
ME: lol hold on *pulls out phone* “what idiot called it a trendy rap battle venue instea
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I'm actually good in most hoods. I'm valid
judge: the court would like to stress that you are still under oath
me: uuh. I can't go anywhere they all hate my ass
judge: the court would like to stress that you are still under oath
me: uuh. I can't go anywhere they all hate my ass
August 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm actually good in most hoods. I'm valid
judge: the court would like to stress that you are still under oath
me: uuh. I can't go anywhere they all hate my ass
judge: the court would like to stress that you are still under oath
me: uuh. I can't go anywhere they all hate my ass
The Ones Who Quote-Tweet Dunks On Omelas
August 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Ones Who Quote-Tweet Dunks On Omelas