Sargoth (incongruous instantiation)
@longersky.com
Previously known as twitter user sargoth.
Discursive anomalies. Anti-content. Theme-resistant. Passive-benevolent. Unrelenting ululations. Hug your bots!
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thegreyweb
Discursive anomalies. Anti-content. Theme-resistant. Passive-benevolent. Unrelenting ululations. Hug your bots!
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/thegreyweb
I haunt the dreams and stalk the peripheral vision of bluesky users from Ireland to Cathay; I brandish a leafblower in residential areas and a sincere demeanor in the central business district; I am the alpha and omega of C- annoyances and one day I will crash into your story by complete accident
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I haunt the dreams and stalk the peripheral vision of bluesky users from Ireland to Cathay; I brandish a leafblower in residential areas and a sincere demeanor in the central business district; I am the alpha and omega of C- annoyances and one day I will crash into your story by complete accident
Some use the phrase "sometimes it just does that" as a joek, but did you know they built a machine that sometimes just does that
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Some use the phrase "sometimes it just does that" as a joek, but did you know they built a machine that sometimes just does that
who do I vote for to make this happen
I am channeling the full force of my inherent liberalism and am ready to vote right now
I am channeling the full force of my inherent liberalism and am ready to vote right now
you have my attention
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
who do I vote for to make this happen
I am channeling the full force of my inherent liberalism and am ready to vote right now
I am channeling the full force of my inherent liberalism and am ready to vote right now
"oh, you speak Latin?"
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"oh, you speak Latin?"
they knew exactly when this would air
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
they knew exactly when this would air
*taps sign*
I have exactly one criticism of the Fallout TV series, and it is this
buckle up and sit down, cuz this is a hot take
here it comes
[dramatic pause]
[even more drama]
[the pause borders on awk]
they made a reference to the kid in the fridge thing and it was funny and I am unreasonably annoyed by this
buckle up and sit down, cuz this is a hot take
here it comes
[dramatic pause]
[even more drama]
[the pause borders on awk]
they made a reference to the kid in the fridge thing and it was funny and I am unreasonably annoyed by this
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
*taps sign*
*glances over at a gaggle of owls*
seems straightforward enough, tbh
seems straightforward enough, tbh
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
*glances over at a gaggle of owls*
seems straightforward enough, tbh
seems straightforward enough, tbh
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We should start doing World's Fairs again, but like, properly. Not like the shitty ones we have now. Let's go back to every country bringing utterly insane shit.
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We should start doing World's Fairs again, but like, properly. Not like the shitty ones we have now. Let's go back to every country bringing utterly insane shit.
Die hard (candlemas movie)
December 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Die hard (candlemas movie)
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For christmas, I want only one thing
I want you to become the most terrifying version of yourself
I want you to become the most terrifying version of yourself
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
For christmas, I want only one thing
I want you to become the most terrifying version of yourself
I want you to become the most terrifying version of yourself
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Det är synd att saker som andra länder gör (lägre pensionsålder, kortad arbetstid, avskaffad karensdag) i själva verket är omöjligt att genomföra :/
December 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Det är synd att saker som andra länder gör (lägre pensionsålder, kortad arbetstid, avskaffad karensdag) i själva verket är omöjligt att genomföra :/
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There is a good bsky, and you can tell you're in it by how you are gradually gaining a favorite Dreamcast game
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
There is a good bsky, and you can tell you're in it by how you are gradually gaining a favorite Dreamcast game
Advice for newskies:
the owners of this site view community engagement and posting activity as a cost, and so you can incur massive net losses for them by making good posts that gain notoriety, fame and all those engagement clicks
the owners of this site view community engagement and posting activity as a cost, and so you can incur massive net losses for them by making good posts that gain notoriety, fame and all those engagement clicks
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Advice for newskies:
the owners of this site view community engagement and posting activity as a cost, and so you can incur massive net losses for them by making good posts that gain notoriety, fame and all those engagement clicks
the owners of this site view community engagement and posting activity as a cost, and so you can incur massive net losses for them by making good posts that gain notoriety, fame and all those engagement clicks
"AI is powerful. Scientists have used advanced models to invent a new drill variant which allows dentists to be 13.4% more efficient in routine interventions"
neat
what does this specialized advance within a specific subfield have to do with the chatbots you are marketing?
neat
what does this specialized advance within a specific subfield have to do with the chatbots you are marketing?
December 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"AI is powerful. Scientists have used advanced models to invent a new drill variant which allows dentists to be 13.4% more efficient in routine interventions"
neat
what does this specialized advance within a specific subfield have to do with the chatbots you are marketing?
neat
what does this specialized advance within a specific subfield have to do with the chatbots you are marketing?
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort
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why, yes, now that you mention it, I did notice we do in fact have thunder in our hearts
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
why, yes, now that you mention it, I did notice we do in fact have thunder in our hearts
For christmas, I want only one thing
I want you to become the most terrifying version of yourself
I want you to become the most terrifying version of yourself
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
For christmas, I want only one thing
I want you to become the most terrifying version of yourself
I want you to become the most terrifying version of yourself
I can be your angle
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I can be your angle
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I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I enjoy whenever an entire household is beholden to the whims of one cat
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
This animal just standing in the living room, screaming, while the human adults explain "Sorry, Gibby likes it when we smack his ass with a cardboard tube for 10mins at 6pm every day, hold on". That is good to me.
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Because I am a Certain Age, this immediately parsed as
“The Twitter form is dead...
What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existencececececececzzt?
<The room falls away to reveal the enormous face of Sargoth's perfect, immortal machine.>
“The Twitter form is dead...
What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existencececececececzzt?
<The room falls away to reveal the enormous face of Sargoth's perfect, immortal machine.>
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Because I am a Certain Age, this immediately parsed as
“The Twitter form is dead...
What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existencececececececzzt?
<The room falls away to reveal the enormous face of Sargoth's perfect, immortal machine.>
“The Twitter form is dead...
What is it you fear? The end of your trivial existencececececececzzt?
<The room falls away to reveal the enormous face of Sargoth's perfect, immortal machine.>
If you need an oldtimey christmas movie, might I suggest
The thin man (1934)
The thin man (1934)
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If you need an oldtimey christmas movie, might I suggest
The thin man (1934)
The thin man (1934)
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Have yourself a merry little Pusheen✨🎁💖
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Have yourself a merry little Pusheen✨🎁💖