Sargoth (incongruous instantiation)
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Previously known as twitter user sargoth.
Discursive anomalies. Anti-content. Theme-resistant. Passive-benevolent. Unrelenting ululations. Hug your bots!
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December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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"This will affect Bill Clinton"
"Aight. You said there was a downside, too?"
"Aight. You said there was a downside, too?"
As an official spokesman for everyone, we hereby state that we don't give a fuck about Bill Clinton. Attacks on him mean less than nothing to us. We DO NOT CARE.
As you were.
As you were.
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"This will affect Bill Clinton"
"Aight. You said there was a downside, too?"
"Aight. You said there was a downside, too?"
If you stop to think of it, nine literal persons constituting the sole highest legal authority of an entire continent-spanning empire is a massive workplace health and safety issue
it's a massive imbalance between the size of the task and the resources allocated to performing that task
it's a massive imbalance between the size of the task and the resources allocated to performing that task
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you stop to think of it, nine literal persons constituting the sole highest legal authority of an entire continent-spanning empire is a massive workplace health and safety issue
it's a massive imbalance between the size of the task and the resources allocated to performing that task
it's a massive imbalance between the size of the task and the resources allocated to performing that task
"they know what is what"
good, solid, praxis
"but they don't know what is what"
aight, the dialectic is at work, I get it, I get it
"they just strut"
que
"what the"
my thoughts exactly
good, solid, praxis
"but they don't know what is what"
aight, the dialectic is at work, I get it, I get it
"they just strut"
que
"what the"
my thoughts exactly
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"they know what is what"
good, solid, praxis
"but they don't know what is what"
aight, the dialectic is at work, I get it, I get it
"they just strut"
que
"what the"
my thoughts exactly
good, solid, praxis
"but they don't know what is what"
aight, the dialectic is at work, I get it, I get it
"they just strut"
que
"what the"
my thoughts exactly
For time has imprisoned us
In the order of our years
In the order of our years
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
For time has imprisoned us
In the order of our years
In the order of our years
hey what up viewers
so last time we sent out an exploratory probe into the vast universe to transmit back data on anything it encountered out there. the initial data was pretty much as expected, but recently some strange readings have been flowing in. but first a few words from out sponsor, roddenb
so last time we sent out an exploratory probe into the vast universe to transmit back data on anything it encountered out there. the initial data was pretty much as expected, but recently some strange readings have been flowing in. but first a few words from out sponsor, roddenb
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
hey what up viewers
so last time we sent out an exploratory probe into the vast universe to transmit back data on anything it encountered out there. the initial data was pretty much as expected, but recently some strange readings have been flowing in. but first a few words from out sponsor, roddenb
so last time we sent out an exploratory probe into the vast universe to transmit back data on anything it encountered out there. the initial data was pretty much as expected, but recently some strange readings have been flowing in. but first a few words from out sponsor, roddenb
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Being an elder millennial means that your brain is constantly engaged in thinking about these random ancient cultural artifacts. Much like dads of old thought about Genesis, Pink Floyd and Supertramp at all times
We are the dads now
We are the dads now
August 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Being an elder millennial means that your brain is constantly engaged in thinking about these random ancient cultural artifacts. Much like dads of old thought about Genesis, Pink Floyd and Supertramp at all times
We are the dads now
We are the dads now
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Dads do not have autism. What they do have are workshops which no one is allowed to enter and wherein it causes them great distress if anything is touched or moved. Dads often retreat into these workshops for regularly scheduled alonetime, without which tempers flare all around
RFK jr talking about how “autism is only being diagnosed in children, not in older adults, it must be an epidemic” is crazy because have you ever met someone who is 60+ who is clearly autistic and doesn’t realize and suggest they get diagnosed? sometimes they’re offended you even suggest doing that
April 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Dads do not have autism. What they do have are workshops which no one is allowed to enter and wherein it causes them great distress if anything is touched or moved. Dads often retreat into these workshops for regularly scheduled alonetime, without which tempers flare all around
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Where were you on the day they brought legs into the metaverse?
November 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Where were you on the day they brought legs into the metaverse?
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I am here to dissemble and chew bubble gum, and let me tell you, should we compare the availability of chewing gum to a summer's day, both would come up short in various distinct ways, thus making it either an apt comparison or a maneuver so befuddled in pettifoggery as to beggar belief
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I am here to dissemble and chew bubble gum, and let me tell you, should we compare the availability of chewing gum to a summer's day, both would come up short in various distinct ways, thus making it either an apt comparison or a maneuver so befuddled in pettifoggery as to beggar belief
Endeavor in all things to become an author of novelty and singularity
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Endeavor in all things to become an author of novelty and singularity
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"how do we do benefits without someone undeserving getting 'em?"
I mean we could just let 'em have it
it's an option
we can put a monetary value on it, and evaluate whether simply letting 'em have it costs more or less than implementing elaborate systems for determining whether they deserve it
I mean we could just let 'em have it
it's an option
we can put a monetary value on it, and evaluate whether simply letting 'em have it costs more or less than implementing elaborate systems for determining whether they deserve it
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"how do we do benefits without someone undeserving getting 'em?"
I mean we could just let 'em have it
it's an option
we can put a monetary value on it, and evaluate whether simply letting 'em have it costs more or less than implementing elaborate systems for determining whether they deserve it
I mean we could just let 'em have it
it's an option
we can put a monetary value on it, and evaluate whether simply letting 'em have it costs more or less than implementing elaborate systems for determining whether they deserve it
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The pope: look after thy neighbor and be kind to each other
Authoritarian: but I don't wanna do that
The pope: did you not read the fine print, or the big print, or the title print, or any manner of print regardless of size before entering this conversation?
Authoritarian: what's reading?
Authoritarian: but I don't wanna do that
The pope: did you not read the fine print, or the big print, or the title print, or any manner of print regardless of size before entering this conversation?
Authoritarian: what's reading?
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The pope: look after thy neighbor and be kind to each other
Authoritarian: but I don't wanna do that
The pope: did you not read the fine print, or the big print, or the title print, or any manner of print regardless of size before entering this conversation?
Authoritarian: what's reading?
Authoritarian: but I don't wanna do that
The pope: did you not read the fine print, or the big print, or the title print, or any manner of print regardless of size before entering this conversation?
Authoritarian: what's reading?
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Medicine has been reframing health problems it doesn't understand as mental illness for decades. A growing trend.
Now those problems have seen zero progress, and everyone hates it because miscategorizing things to make them disappear doesn't actually make them go away.
Object permanence, please.
Now those problems have seen zero progress, and everyone hates it because miscategorizing things to make them disappear doesn't actually make them go away.
Object permanence, please.
And I'd quite like to have a chat about this. What are these "normal challenges"? You mean the cost of living? Raising children (or getting old) in ever increasing poverty? Loneliness? No support? All of the above with nanoplastic in your brain? All the above, plus lasting covid damage?
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Medicine has been reframing health problems it doesn't understand as mental illness for decades. A growing trend.
Now those problems have seen zero progress, and everyone hates it because miscategorizing things to make them disappear doesn't actually make them go away.
Object permanence, please.
Now those problems have seen zero progress, and everyone hates it because miscategorizing things to make them disappear doesn't actually make them go away.
Object permanence, please.
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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En sak vi MÅSTE göra är att sluta beskriva den framväxande fascismen enbart i termer av "oroliga tider", "ökad polarisering" eller "autoritära tendenser".
Så länge vi i det öppna samtalet inte vågar erkänna att det är en framväxande medveten politisk rörelse kommer den bara fortsätta segra. >>
Så länge vi i det öppna samtalet inte vågar erkänna att det är en framväxande medveten politisk rörelse kommer den bara fortsätta segra. >>
January 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
En sak vi MÅSTE göra är att sluta beskriva den framväxande fascismen enbart i termer av "oroliga tider", "ökad polarisering" eller "autoritära tendenser".
Så länge vi i det öppna samtalet inte vågar erkänna att det är en framväxande medveten politisk rörelse kommer den bara fortsätta segra. >>
Så länge vi i det öppna samtalet inte vågar erkänna att det är en framväxande medveten politisk rörelse kommer den bara fortsätta segra. >>
Become the discursive fragment you want to see in the world
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Become the discursive fragment you want to see in the world
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Netscape Navigator
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Netscape Navigator
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the motto of my entire (short) career as an attorney so far
It’s absolutely insane how much debt exists mainly to punish poor people
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
the motto of my entire (short) career as an attorney so far
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The European Space Agency (not to be confused with the European Union Agency for the Space Programme)
...I love eurojank
...I love eurojank
August 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The European Space Agency (not to be confused with the European Union Agency for the Space Programme)
...I love eurojank
...I love eurojank
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What the fuck does David bowie know about mars. Does british even have a nasa
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What the fuck does David bowie know about mars. Does british even have a nasa
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![[me, trapped in Lalande 21185 observational simulation hell #43233, circa common era one million]
[glowing six-eyed lizard creature, i call him "pat"] so it's like every species has this petroleum gap they have to get over
[me] oh i know exactly what you mean
[pat] like you shoot up to industrial civilization status because of fossil fuels, and then there's like this timer running, can you use the free energy of the fossil fuels to transition to a better energy source before you either run out or wreck your climate
[me] we did the climate thing
[pat] yeah we were totally blindsided. we had a series of glacier formations trapping giant methane bubbles so we were off to feedback loop city before we even noticed the carbon ppm was rising
[me] we actually saw it coming. we had like 100 years between us figuring out that carbon was affecting our climate and the system first going nonlinear
[pat] oh damn how did you allocate your resources during that time
[me] *slowly takes a deep breath*
[me] *deep breath*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2aebn3xk5t63net43eeepire/bafkreihn7ifncu2wwlwwr54il6ocopyvn5xduxs3kedpuhu3bvelxs7jxq@jpeg)