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(host at a sex restaurant voice) stroking or non?
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
(host at a sex restaurant voice) stroking or non?
just getting into complaining, what are some good starter complaints for a beginner?
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
just getting into complaining, what are some good starter complaints for a beginner?
Welcome to Target, I love you.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Welcome to Target, I love you.
The amount of mileage this has gotten is astounding. appreciate the work, everyone.
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The amount of mileage this has gotten is astounding. appreciate the work, everyone.
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Going from dryjacking to pussy feels like surviving World War One
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Going from dryjacking to pussy feels like surviving World War One
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
Oh me? No, nothing much new... though now that you mention it I have been getting into scampering lately
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oh me? No, nothing much new... though now that you mention it I have been getting into scampering lately
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pussy from uhhhh pussy from a girl that uhhhh (kicking a rock on the sidewalk) ah hell i can’t think of nothin
March 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
pussy from uhhhh pussy from a girl that uhhhh (kicking a rock on the sidewalk) ah hell i can’t think of nothin
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Absolutely insane thing to say about a team that already went 6-0 against the dodgers and a city that is <50% white
do i think the dodgers likely stomp the brewers? yes. do i also think baseball is incredibly stupid and makes no sense so anything could happen? yes. do i also find milwaukee uncomfortable as a concept because that many white people who look like me in one place is unnerving and dangerous? also yes
October 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Absolutely insane thing to say about a team that already went 6-0 against the dodgers and a city that is <50% white
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BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.
did millennial men write this?
In the last month, I've had multiple college-age girls tell me they are intentionally trying to date millennial men, not because they are older/established, but because they aren't "podcast bros" and they "mostly respect women." One said she'd rather be single than date a Gen Z guy. Just wow.
October 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
did millennial men write this?
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smart people: this is a violation of the constitution
me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops
me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops
Oh he can just unilaterally pass unconstitutional laws now huh ok
October 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
smart people: this is a violation of the constitution
me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops
me: the antecedent of “you” is the ice officers and cops
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The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
October 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
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it's always a business school graduate and brain rotted tech bro telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
September 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
it's always a business school graduate and brain rotted tech bro telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
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Full video since YouTube removed it
September 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Full video since YouTube removed it
who is carrying around an actual clip of ammo in 2025?
Hours after a shooting of ICE detainees, the FBI says “early evidence” of messages on the rounds are “anti-ICE in nature.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
Here is a picture FBI Director Kash Patel just tweeted of “the unspent shell casings recovered…engraved with the phrase ANTI ICE.”
September 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
who is carrying around an actual clip of ammo in 2025?
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BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop
most of the time my dad would listen to nothing but when he did play something it was Annie Lennox
September 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
most of the time my dad would listen to nothing but when he did play something it was Annie Lennox
it should be the Court of Owls but my more plausible guesses are Professor Pyg or Zsasz
Matt Reeves on the villain for 'The Batman 2'
"It's never really been done in a movie before" 🦇
(via Happy Sad Confused)
"It's never really been done in a movie before" 🦇
(via Happy Sad Confused)
September 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it should be the Court of Owls but my more plausible guesses are Professor Pyg or Zsasz
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This happened during Trump's first term, but I believe under Pete Hegseth we are about to enter a new golden age of the SEALs being told "your mission, should you choose to accept it: take these amphetamines, fall out of a helicopter, and drown."
bringing a gigantic first-strike weapon into shallow North Korean waters at night, risking the lives of literally everyone on the planet because you sent 8 roided morons on an eavesdropping mission that couldn't fail without risking the end of human civilization
September 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This happened during Trump's first term, but I believe under Pete Hegseth we are about to enter a new golden age of the SEALs being told "your mission, should you choose to accept it: take these amphetamines, fall out of a helicopter, and drown."
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The nations teams of elite operators work in the shadows, exploiting human assets and technology that the government will never admit exists. Their only vulnerability? A Regular Guy taking a piss and going to see what all that racket is about
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The nations teams of elite operators work in the shadows, exploiting human assets and technology that the government will never admit exists. Their only vulnerability? A Regular Guy taking a piss and going to see what all that racket is about