@noseforahtwo.bsky.social
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The one good thing about climate change is that we're going to get this whole Florida situation sorted out once and for all
June 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The one good thing about climate change is that we're going to get this whole Florida situation sorted out once and for all
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Please! Somebody help! My friend... they're quite ill. They shared something they created and feel perceived!
June 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Please! Somebody help! My friend... they're quite ill. They shared something they created and feel perceived!
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either these immigration tactical squads have ammo in those rifles or they don't, and at some point either answer is going to be a big problem
June 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
either these immigration tactical squads have ammo in those rifles or they don't, and at some point either answer is going to be a big problem
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IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
May 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!
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ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!!
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!!
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if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise
April 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
if your sick wife is like three hours from death, busting her free to smoke meth and get railed to slayer one last time is fuckin awesome and sweet and you can't convince me otherwise
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The tariff crisis isn't at the next stage until tradwife influencers are posting about how to cook chicken feet
April 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The tariff crisis isn't at the next stage until tradwife influencers are posting about how to cook chicken feet
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writing fantasy is awesome because I can either pop off in great detail explaining the inner workings of a system I made up or just go "it's magic bitch, I'm not explaining shit" and both are perfectly viable approaches
April 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
writing fantasy is awesome because I can either pop off in great detail explaining the inner workings of a system I made up or just go "it's magic bitch, I'm not explaining shit" and both are perfectly viable approaches
. @raineyovalle.bsky.social showed up so hard for the dolls on Victory Light he had to strawchug a dubious orange drink. God bless.
April 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
. @raineyovalle.bsky.social showed up so hard for the dolls on Victory Light he had to strawchug a dubious orange drink. God bless.
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When I tell someone "you got this" it really means that when they fail, I will take them out for a drink.
April 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When I tell someone "you got this" it really means that when they fail, I will take them out for a drink.
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Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.
Philip K. Dickens
Philip K. Dickens
April 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.
Philip K. Dickens
Philip K. Dickens
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They girlboss yassified Gilded Age space tourism.
It's not a "crew." These people are not astronauts, they are passengers. This is not feminism. This is not anywhere in the neighborhood of feminism.
This is the glossy capitalist influencer ripoff known as "empowerment" and it's just gross!
It's not a "crew." These people are not astronauts, they are passengers. This is not feminism. This is not anywhere in the neighborhood of feminism.
This is the glossy capitalist influencer ripoff known as "empowerment" and it's just gross!
How Katy Perry and Blue Origin's all-female crew are preparing for space
Katy Perry and an all-female crew will launch on the New Shepard rocket on April 14.
abcnews.go.com
April 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
They girlboss yassified Gilded Age space tourism.
It's not a "crew." These people are not astronauts, they are passengers. This is not feminism. This is not anywhere in the neighborhood of feminism.
This is the glossy capitalist influencer ripoff known as "empowerment" and it's just gross!
It's not a "crew." These people are not astronauts, they are passengers. This is not feminism. This is not anywhere in the neighborhood of feminism.
This is the glossy capitalist influencer ripoff known as "empowerment" and it's just gross!
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this pic from the turkish protests goes insanely hard
March 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this pic from the turkish protests goes insanely hard
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I showed you my war plans please respond
March 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I showed you my war plans please respond
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Xanax should be sold in bricks the size of snickers bars over the counter to anyone with $7
what we need in these trying times is OTC valkaseltzer. i would also be ok with pepto bismorphine.
Time for my normal bedtime routine of washing down a Valium with some alka seltzer because of the fall of democracy.
March 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Xanax should be sold in bricks the size of snickers bars over the counter to anyone with $7
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Celebrate the Ides of March! Beware the State! #TyrannicideDay
March 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Celebrate the Ides of March! Beware the State! #TyrannicideDay
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It's a real catastrophe for the Western left that so many people let themselves be convinced the Maidan was a CIA ruse.
people were melting police tanks to the street with Molotov catapults built into their Ice Fortress. you call yourself an anarchist and don't find that hot as fuck?
people were melting police tanks to the street with Molotov catapults built into their Ice Fortress. you call yourself an anarchist and don't find that hot as fuck?
March 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's a real catastrophe for the Western left that so many people let themselves be convinced the Maidan was a CIA ruse.
people were melting police tanks to the street with Molotov catapults built into their Ice Fortress. you call yourself an anarchist and don't find that hot as fuck?
people were melting police tanks to the street with Molotov catapults built into their Ice Fortress. you call yourself an anarchist and don't find that hot as fuck?
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The only force in the world actually capable of punishing this evil is in trenches right now and it’s our duty to help them
February 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The only force in the world actually capable of punishing this evil is in trenches right now and it’s our duty to help them
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life hack: you don't need to go to therapy so long as a pot of stock is simmering on your stove
February 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
life hack: you don't need to go to therapy so long as a pot of stock is simmering on your stove
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My Make-Up Journey has been:
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)
February 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My Make-Up Journey has been:
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)
1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed)
2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success
3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)
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A good thing to do if you are flailing a bit right now (as who is not??) is to get in touch with your own values, the things that you find life affirming and necessary in the world. Read some inspiring works about things you value - labor solidarity, scientific achievement, social justice.
February 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A good thing to do if you are flailing a bit right now (as who is not??) is to get in touch with your own values, the things that you find life affirming and necessary in the world. Read some inspiring works about things you value - labor solidarity, scientific achievement, social justice.
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This morning, Leonard Peltier was released from over 49 years of wrongful incarceration. Peltier is an enrolled citizen of the Turtle Mountain Band of Chippewa Indians and will reside on his Tribal homelands in North Dakota.
February 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This morning, Leonard Peltier was released from over 49 years of wrongful incarceration. Peltier is an enrolled citizen of the Turtle Mountain Band of Chippewa Indians and will reside on his Tribal homelands in North Dakota.
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Go birds.
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Go birds.