Nix Kelley
@nixkelley.com
writing essays & poems about queer identity, hope, grief, death, praxis, & song lyrics at nixkelley.com & nixtheinfinite.substack.com | shitposting online | death doula, pagan
they/them, neurodivergent, queer, chronically ill | INFJ | kpop & BL fan 🎉🌈🖤
they/them, neurodivergent, queer, chronically ill | INFJ | kpop & BL fan 🎉🌈🖤
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Nix Kelley
@nixkelley.com
· Oct 21
a light in my darkness
've never written anything like this for you before. I've never shared anything this intimate without using as many metaphors as possible, and I wanted to write this because I can't keep it to myself.
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a light in my darkness
've never written anything like this for you before. I've never shared anything this intimate without using as many metaphors as possible, and I wanted to write this because I can't keep it to myself.
've never written anything like this for you before. I've never shared anything this intimate without using as many metaphors as possible, and I wanted to write this because I can't keep it to myself.
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The way I would nap on this thing.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The way I would nap on this thing.
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Happy ✨ #GMMTV2026 day ✨ to all who celebrate!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Happy ✨ #GMMTV2026 day ✨ to all who celebrate!!
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Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”
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the city of Reno could bring in a lot of tourism if they made it legal to commit up to one murder in homage to Johnny Cash
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
the city of Reno could bring in a lot of tourism if they made it legal to commit up to one murder in homage to Johnny Cash
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men using “respectfully” like it’s a harassment debuff is an epidemic lately
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
men using “respectfully” like it’s a harassment debuff is an epidemic lately
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Today was the day Zohran Mamdani finally became president
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today was the day Zohran Mamdani finally became president
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this is a deeply unsettling fact to have learned at 1am
Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.
The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.
They're *all* muscle.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
this is a deeply unsettling fact to have learned at 1am
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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I'm gonna marry her just so she can murder me and take all my money
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm gonna marry her just so she can murder me and take all my money
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Everyone deserves this #Hongjoong leg content from his new feature in Singles Korea magazine
#ateez #dailyateez
#ateez #dailyateez
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Everyone deserves this #Hongjoong leg content from his new feature in Singles Korea magazine
#ateez #dailyateez
#ateez #dailyateez
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just wish someone would love me for the intricate and baroque beauty of my sadness and my deep adoration of mid 90s indie girl music rather than my intelligence, tits, and biteable clavicles, you know?
March 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
just wish someone would love me for the intricate and baroque beauty of my sadness and my deep adoration of mid 90s indie girl music rather than my intelligence, tits, and biteable clavicles, you know?
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Last chance to turn it off.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.
To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
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i'm sure everything will be fine
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 AM
i'm sure everything will be fine
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
October 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I know a lot of people (cough Millennials) feel like they need to START a thing, START a food bank, build a little free food pantry.
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
My friends, my loves, my dears.
Don't start.
JOIN.
These exist. They have community ties! They have some funding! Accountability! Regulations!
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most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast
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When it comes to refreshment, I like my ice fucking crushed.
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When it comes to refreshment, I like my ice fucking crushed.
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We're here. We're queer. We oppose the quartering of soldiers in our homes.
I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We're here. We're queer. We oppose the quartering of soldiers in our homes.
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People saying that you need to garden, that your back yard garden will allow you to be self-sustaining and even feed other people, that you can do a full time job while having this self-sustaining garden, that you can do this gardening while disabled:
Wildly fucking unhinged. Cartoon fantasy shit.
Wildly fucking unhinged. Cartoon fantasy shit.
November 8, 2024 at 12:52 AM
People saying that you need to garden, that your back yard garden will allow you to be self-sustaining and even feed other people, that you can do a full time job while having this self-sustaining garden, that you can do this gardening while disabled:
Wildly fucking unhinged. Cartoon fantasy shit.
Wildly fucking unhinged. Cartoon fantasy shit.
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Trump: I don't think we're gonna necessarily ask for a declaration of war. I think we're just gonna kill people. Okay? We're gonna kill them. They're gonna be, like, dead.
October 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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This just…. I…Steve please
October 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
This just…. I…Steve please