j-hoe stan
@allmostblue.bsky.social
FKA fictionalaspect || 40's || B.A.P 💚 2012, BTS 💜 2013, multi in k-pop but bandom forever || many, many fic 👉 http://alturl.com/ynpok 🔞 || they/them 🏳️⚧️🙂↕️ not female.
Pinned
Reposted by j-hoe stan
so Hobi is showing off his love declaration - I mean album from Joonie, and some pepero on pepero day??
just gonna connect those dots (along with Joon reposting this story on his IG as well) 😃
just gonna connect those dots (along with Joon reposting this story on his IG as well) 😃
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
so Hobi is showing off his love declaration - I mean album from Joonie, and some pepero on pepero day??
just gonna connect those dots (along with Joon reposting this story on his IG as well) 😃
just gonna connect those dots (along with Joon reposting this story on his IG as well) 😃
Reposted by j-hoe stan
I think the fact that this idea has landed on the skyline more than once today means it REALLY needs to happen.
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think the fact that this idea has landed on the skyline more than once today means it REALLY needs to happen.
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
I am working on eating more vegetables and having a generally healthier diet so I'm trying Gardenc*p starting this week.
Just read a review where a nutritionist/dietician (the one with the degree) was basically like "holy fucking shit these fucking salads are so big" so I mean, that's promising??
Just read a review where a nutritionist/dietician (the one with the degree) was basically like "holy fucking shit these fucking salads are so big" so I mean, that's promising??
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I am working on eating more vegetables and having a generally healthier diet so I'm trying Gardenc*p starting this week.
Just read a review where a nutritionist/dietician (the one with the degree) was basically like "holy fucking shit these fucking salads are so big" so I mean, that's promising??
Just read a review where a nutritionist/dietician (the one with the degree) was basically like "holy fucking shit these fucking salads are so big" so I mean, that's promising??
okay but now I DESPERATELY Need Jimin covering Criminal omg
STRICTLY vibes ONLY, like: sleepily singing, ribbons-braided-in-her hair, aloof yet dreamy lyricist TH. feel-everything-lyrics-writing, smeared eyeshadow-wearing, “i’ve been a bad, bad girl” JM. bicoastal long distance best friends??
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
okay but now I DESPERATELY Need Jimin covering Criminal omg
I very specifically want Jungkook to cover an Aimee Mann song and this will NEVER happen and yet i live in hope. they both have such clear, pure high notes and her songs are so acoustic and longingly poignant 🥺
QUESTION OF THE DAY: what song(s) would you, in a perfect world, want to see BTS (or any solo member) cover or remake in a new style?
I want Taehyung to cover literally any Johnny Cash song... but also I think BTS should do Shinee's Don't Call Me (down to voicing phone call parts) 😆
I want Taehyung to cover literally any Johnny Cash song... but also I think BTS should do Shinee's Don't Call Me (down to voicing phone call parts) 😆
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I very specifically want Jungkook to cover an Aimee Mann song and this will NEVER happen and yet i live in hope. they both have such clear, pure high notes and her songs are so acoustic and longingly poignant 🥺
speaking of beauty recs, who gave me the rec for Naturium BHA Solution because THANK YOU my skin looks AMAZING now 😍
took off my fake nails the extremely lazy way and my nails aren't even damaged. what was life like before I used Kerasal and my nails weren't INSANELY strong??
seriously I found this stuff by hanging out on pro nail tech boards, you NEED this www.kerasal.com/products/mul...
seriously I found this stuff by hanging out on pro nail tech boards, you NEED this www.kerasal.com/products/mul...
Kerasal® Multi-Purpose Nail Repair™, Nail Solution for Discolored and
Kerasal® Multi-Purpose Nail Repair can improve the appearance of nails that are damaged by nail fungus, nail psoriasis, gel manicures, or aging. After 8 weeks, over 90% of nail fungus and psoriasis su...
www.kerasal.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
speaking of beauty recs, who gave me the rec for Naturium BHA Solution because THANK YOU my skin looks AMAZING now 😍
Reposted by j-hoe stan
BTS by their most cursed sex playlist song:
TH: It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing), Ella Fitzgerald
NJ: Life Goes On, BTS
YG: 15 Step, Radiohead
JM: It’s Not Right But It’s Okay, Whitney Houston
HS: C’mon N’ Ride It, Quad City DJs
SJ: Super Tuna, Jin
JK: Popcorn, Hot Butter
TH: It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing), Ella Fitzgerald
NJ: Life Goes On, BTS
YG: 15 Step, Radiohead
JM: It’s Not Right But It’s Okay, Whitney Houston
HS: C’mon N’ Ride It, Quad City DJs
SJ: Super Tuna, Jin
JK: Popcorn, Hot Butter
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
BTS by their most cursed sex playlist song:
TH: It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing), Ella Fitzgerald
NJ: Life Goes On, BTS
YG: 15 Step, Radiohead
JM: It’s Not Right But It’s Okay, Whitney Houston
HS: C’mon N’ Ride It, Quad City DJs
SJ: Super Tuna, Jin
JK: Popcorn, Hot Butter
TH: It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing), Ella Fitzgerald
NJ: Life Goes On, BTS
YG: 15 Step, Radiohead
JM: It’s Not Right But It’s Okay, Whitney Houston
HS: C’mon N’ Ride It, Quad City DJs
SJ: Super Tuna, Jin
JK: Popcorn, Hot Butter
took off my fake nails the extremely lazy way and my nails aren't even damaged. what was life like before I used Kerasal and my nails weren't INSANELY strong??
seriously I found this stuff by hanging out on pro nail tech boards, you NEED this www.kerasal.com/products/mul...
seriously I found this stuff by hanging out on pro nail tech boards, you NEED this www.kerasal.com/products/mul...
Kerasal® Multi-Purpose Nail Repair™, Nail Solution for Discolored and
Kerasal® Multi-Purpose Nail Repair can improve the appearance of nails that are damaged by nail fungus, nail psoriasis, gel manicures, or aging. After 8 weeks, over 90% of nail fungus and psoriasis su...
www.kerasal.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
took off my fake nails the extremely lazy way and my nails aren't even damaged. what was life like before I used Kerasal and my nails weren't INSANELY strong??
seriously I found this stuff by hanging out on pro nail tech boards, you NEED this www.kerasal.com/products/mul...
seriously I found this stuff by hanging out on pro nail tech boards, you NEED this www.kerasal.com/products/mul...
y'all number 3 just took me OUT, I am LIVING, I have been REBORN, my COMMA USAGE just got complimented!!! take that 9th grade English teacher!!!!! ✨💖✨
1: 🫂🫂🫂, as in whatever Internet comfort you're most comfortable with 💜
2: Your writing has been such a *joy* to me, for how deft & exploratory & poignant & often downright funny it is. I love the way you tell your stories--heck, just stories in general.
3: You know how to use "whom" & commas 💜
2: Your writing has been such a *joy* to me, for how deft & exploratory & poignant & often downright funny it is. I love the way you tell your stories--heck, just stories in general.
3: You know how to use "whom" & commas 💜
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
y'all number 3 just took me OUT, I am LIVING, I have been REBORN, my COMMA USAGE just got complimented!!! take that 9th grade English teacher!!!!! ✨💖✨
having a day where I am reminded that my trauma is absolutely lifelong and I will never be normal or okay or fixable and normally I'd just suffer in silence but I am going to do the thing I hate doing and ask for help so
if u could tell me a thing that helps me hate myself less, I'd appreciate it
if u could tell me a thing that helps me hate myself less, I'd appreciate it
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
having a day where I am reminded that my trauma is absolutely lifelong and I will never be normal or okay or fixable and normally I'd just suffer in silence but I am going to do the thing I hate doing and ask for help so
if u could tell me a thing that helps me hate myself less, I'd appreciate it
if u could tell me a thing that helps me hate myself less, I'd appreciate it
actually No I do not want to just nom him I want to knock him TF up
this pic is so bad. for that. oof.
this pic is so bad. for that. oof.
don’t look at me i’m spiraling over kim namjoon
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
actually No I do not want to just nom him I want to knock him TF up
this pic is so bad. for that. oof.
this pic is so bad. for that. oof.
I just wanna nom him is that so Wrong
don’t look at me i’m spiraling over kim namjoon
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I just wanna nom him is that so Wrong
let's just pretend this is what I was doing this is a good plan let's go with it
for 15 years it does feel right to just dedicate the entire week to them
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
let's just pretend this is what I was doing this is a good plan let's go with it
NEVER MIND IT'S 11/13 I GOT OVEREXCITED just hang on to this post until Thursday
Happy 15 (!!!!) YEARS (!!!!!) since Yoongi and Namjoon moved in together and started being Extremely Normal about one another #NamgiDay
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
NEVER MIND IT'S 11/13 I GOT OVEREXCITED just hang on to this post until Thursday
Happy 15 (!!!!) YEARS (!!!!!) since Yoongi and Namjoon moved in together and started being Extremely Normal about one another #NamgiDay
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Happy 15 (!!!!) YEARS (!!!!!) since Yoongi and Namjoon moved in together and started being Extremely Normal about one another #NamgiDay
Reposted by j-hoe stan
lmao the idea that he could be this into ~Art and not know, this is not deep lore
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
lmao the idea that he could be this into ~Art and not know, this is not deep lore
okay but honestly if someone tries to tell me he does not know who robert mapplethorpe is and this is "just a book" I am laughing them out of the room at this point like
sometimes the subtext is text y'all
sometimes the subtext is text y'all
Oh. Ohhhhh. Kim Namjoon you posting you holding a book dedicated to Mapplethorpe just...I love you okay (this is the book: gpabp.official.ec/items/39912011)
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
okay but honestly if someone tries to tell me he does not know who robert mapplethorpe is and this is "just a book" I am laughing them out of the room at this point like
sometimes the subtext is text y'all
sometimes the subtext is text y'all
Reposted by j-hoe stan
LETS GO BISEXUALS
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
LETS GO BISEXUALS
Reposted by j-hoe stan
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by j-hoe stan
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Reposted by j-hoe stan
What was your route into BTS?
My route in 3 steps
1. Background noise of ARMY friends
2. Strawberry Boy
3. "Wow this year has been depressing. Strawberry Boy makes me happy and BTS seem to make my friends happy... maybe I should explore." and then my ARMY friends welcoming me so enthusiastically.
My route in 3 steps
1. Background noise of ARMY friends
2. Strawberry Boy
3. "Wow this year has been depressing. Strawberry Boy makes me happy and BTS seem to make my friends happy... maybe I should explore." and then my ARMY friends welcoming me so enthusiastically.
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What was your route into BTS?
My route in 3 steps
1. Background noise of ARMY friends
2. Strawberry Boy
3. "Wow this year has been depressing. Strawberry Boy makes me happy and BTS seem to make my friends happy... maybe I should explore." and then my ARMY friends welcoming me so enthusiastically.
My route in 3 steps
1. Background noise of ARMY friends
2. Strawberry Boy
3. "Wow this year has been depressing. Strawberry Boy makes me happy and BTS seem to make my friends happy... maybe I should explore." and then my ARMY friends welcoming me so enthusiastically.
Reposted by j-hoe stan
while day got side tracked by a migraine but he is so fucked up pretty here that I completely forgot about all my turmoil. the messy hair, the slow blink? throwing me into lava would hurt less 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
while day got side tracked by a migraine but he is so fucked up pretty here that I completely forgot about all my turmoil. the messy hair, the slow blink? throwing me into lava would hurt less 🫠
Reposted by j-hoe stan
Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.
like sorry but this is my girlfriend now I don't make the rules but they a hottie!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
like sorry but this is my girlfriend now I don't make the rules but they a hottie!!!
i've decided, this one is Mine
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
i've decided, this one is Mine