high-functioning sloth⁷
@seesawenthooz.borasky.social
Mostly a BTS fan account. Fic writer, '82-liner. Namgi double-biased, but OT7 is the only truth. Executive editor of Namgi Studies Quarterly. https://archiveofourown.org/users/museumofflight/pseuds/Seesawenthooz 아포방포
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A thread of all my BTS fanfic!
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...
My AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/museum...
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howl movingcastle ahh guy
I don't know much, but I do know tae's roleplay life is LIT
January 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
howl movingcastle ahh guy
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If you want and are able to give resources to help people in Minnesota/Twin Cities, this is a great, vetted list of places to donate! www.standwithminnesota.com
The need is acute for food and rent relief--every little bit helps!
The need is acute for food and rent relief--every little bit helps!
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
If you want and are able to give resources to help people in Minnesota/Twin Cities, this is a great, vetted list of places to donate! www.standwithminnesota.com
The need is acute for food and rent relief--every little bit helps!
The need is acute for food and rent relief--every little bit helps!
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
If you want and are able to give resources to help people in Minnesota/Twin Cities, this is a great, vetted list of places to donate! www.standwithminnesota.com
The need is acute for food and rent relief--every little bit helps!
The need is acute for food and rent relief--every little bit helps!
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Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.
This is so smart. I’m so impressed with all the different ways you’re helping your neighbors.
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.
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If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:
thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
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Namjoon. Namjooooon. You gotta know what that black turtleneck look does to us.
January 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Namjoon. Namjooooon. You gotta know what that black turtleneck look does to us.
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i think it’s interesting and telling to see these western interpretations
HS goes the modern stylish way
TH the gay p*rn way
SJ all the way (ever committing to the bit)
HS goes the modern stylish way
TH the gay p*rn way
SJ all the way (ever committing to the bit)
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
i think it’s interesting and telling to see these western interpretations
HS goes the modern stylish way
TH the gay p*rn way
SJ all the way (ever committing to the bit)
HS goes the modern stylish way
TH the gay p*rn way
SJ all the way (ever committing to the bit)
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Listen. I just. There's nothing I can say about these blindingly gay pinup pics that won't get me sued, so here we are.
all ima say is that man knows his erotic gay art history lol
all ima say is that man knows his erotic gay art history lol
January 19, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Listen. I just. There's nothing I can say about these blindingly gay pinup pics that won't get me sued, so here we are.
all ima say is that man knows his erotic gay art history lol
all ima say is that man knows his erotic gay art history lol
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tae going to seokjin like hey hyung what if im a parakeet and i sit on your big ass shoulders and you eat me out
I don't know much, but I do know tae's roleplay life is LIT
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
tae going to seokjin like hey hyung what if im a parakeet and i sit on your big ass shoulders and you eat me out
It's himmmmm!!!! USE YOUR WORDS BRO 😭
January 19, 2026 at 4:24 PM
It's himmmmm!!!! USE YOUR WORDS BRO 😭
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January 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I don't know much, but I do know tae's roleplay life is LIT
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I don't know much, but I do know tae's roleplay life is LIT
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US/PR BABY ARMYs. Don't pre-order ALBUMS from itunes. Wait until the day of release, then buy each track on Arirang separately, NEVER clicking the "complete album" prompt. This is for US charting (rules can change). Thank you, co-ARMY @dssstafs.bsky.social for the reminder: charts vary by country!
'Arirang' Pre-order to album and pre-save link to various music streaming sites!
🔗 bts.lnk.to/ARIRANG
#BTS
🔗 bts.lnk.to/ARIRANG
#BTS
BTS - ARIRANG
Go to BTS - ARIRANG.
bts.lnk.to
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
US/PR BABY ARMYs. Don't pre-order ALBUMS from itunes. Wait until the day of release, then buy each track on Arirang separately, NEVER clicking the "complete album" prompt. This is for US charting (rules can change). Thank you, co-ARMY @dssstafs.bsky.social for the reminder: charts vary by country!
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Jungkook:
Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.
Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Jungkook:
Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.
Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.
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Taehyung:
It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.
It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Taehyung:
It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.
It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.
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Jimin:
Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because THEY ARE MINE!
Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because THEY ARE MINE!
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Jimin:
Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because THEY ARE MINE!
Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because THEY ARE MINE!
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Hoseok:
This was a test. Everything was a test. Everything was a competition. Life put them in front of you every day. You watched yourself all the time. You had to make choices. You never get told which ones were right.
This was a test. Everything was a test. Everything was a competition. Life put them in front of you every day. You watched yourself all the time. You had to make choices. You never get told which ones were right.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hoseok:
This was a test. Everything was a test. Everything was a competition. Life put them in front of you every day. You watched yourself all the time. You had to make choices. You never get told which ones were right.
This was a test. Everything was a test. Everything was a competition. Life put them in front of you every day. You watched yourself all the time. You had to make choices. You never get told which ones were right.
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Yoongi:
It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.
It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Yoongi:
It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.
It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.
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Jin:
You can’t say “if this didn’t happen then that would have happened” because you don’t know everything that might have happened. You might think something’d be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible. You’ve gone past. So there’s no use thinking about it. So I don’t.
You can’t say “if this didn’t happen then that would have happened” because you don’t know everything that might have happened. You might think something’d be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible. You’ve gone past. So there’s no use thinking about it. So I don’t.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Jin:
You can’t say “if this didn’t happen then that would have happened” because you don’t know everything that might have happened. You might think something’d be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible. You’ve gone past. So there’s no use thinking about it. So I don’t.
You can’t say “if this didn’t happen then that would have happened” because you don’t know everything that might have happened. You might think something’d be good, but for all you know it could have turned out horrible. You’ve gone past. So there’s no use thinking about it. So I don’t.
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BTS as Discworld quotes that make me emotional:
Namjoon:
Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
Namjoon:
Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
BTS as Discworld quotes that make me emotional:
Namjoon:
Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
Namjoon:
Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
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Wildest shit discovering the first recording of a Korean Arirang was made by SEVEN Koreans 😃
#bts
Link: boundarystones.weta.org/2020/02/12/k...
#bts
Link: boundarystones.weta.org/2020/02/12/k...
![Today, the K-Pop phenomenon has taken the world by storm; but it seems that American fascination with Korean music goes all the way back to the late 1800s, 1896 to be exact. Long before bands like BTS sold out stadiums, there were seven Korean (then called Chosun) students whose singing captured the attention of “dozens of damsels” at Howard University.[1]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:llv2jjapmo6dricaigt525gt/bafkreigwkprngehaur5v2tcq6cxyij7cqczxx33nf3aboh2iwas6pf4loy@jpeg)
![But how did Koreans end up at Howard? That’s quite a story in its own right. According to newspaper records, Im Byung Goo (19), Lee Bum Su (24), Kim Hun Sik (27), Ahn Jung Sik (23), Eyo Byung Hyun (26), and an unnamed student stole 400 won from a Korean bank in spring of 1896 and fled to Vancouver.[2] Having spent all their stolen money travelling, they found themselves in a web of their own making. Their lack of knowledge of English certainly didn’t help the situation either. In a panic, the runaways visited the Japanese Consulate and asked them to telegraph Suh Kwang Bum, the Korean Envoy and Minister Plenipotentiary to the U.S.[2] Lucky for the runaways, Suh likely empathized with their story. He himself, in a sense, also once fled to the States out of necessity.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:llv2jjapmo6dricaigt525gt/bafkreibo7kzl5riszky5zinpbifyqfnv2ndrzz2nu5e6w3q2aqseup3a7e@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Wildest shit discovering the first recording of a Korean Arirang was made by SEVEN Koreans 😃
#bts
Link: boundarystones.weta.org/2020/02/12/k...
#bts
Link: boundarystones.weta.org/2020/02/12/k...
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So nowhere in this article (which I found very interesting! no shade to OP!) does it talk specifically about the fact that it was Howard a Historically Black University that opened their doors to the seven Korean students?!!
Going to be thinking about this for the next ten to twelve infinities.
Going to be thinking about this for the next ten to twelve infinities.
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
So nowhere in this article (which I found very interesting! no shade to OP!) does it talk specifically about the fact that it was Howard a Historically Black University that opened their doors to the seven Korean students?!!
Going to be thinking about this for the next ten to twelve infinities.
Going to be thinking about this for the next ten to twelve infinities.
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Also speaking from previous experience, target does not know how to safely ship vinyls. So even if they weren't evil, you are better off purchasing from elsewhere.
US ARMY, *PLEASE* do not order Arirang from Target!!! They are actively colluding with and supporting ICE operations in the Twin Cities as we speak. Please choose literally any other retailer.
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Also speaking from previous experience, target does not know how to safely ship vinyls. So even if they weren't evil, you are better off purchasing from elsewhere.
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I have a premium Barnes & Noble membership and get most of books & CDs through them. They always have the new BTS releases for pre-order & membership lets you save some money on it. 💜
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I have a premium Barnes & Noble membership and get most of books & CDs through them. They always have the new BTS releases for pre-order & membership lets you save some money on it. 💜
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Yes please we have so many other options and I'll keep bringing more options to the skyline as stores set up their links/listings 🙏
And Weverse US and the US BTS Online Store are always options too, don't forget 💜
And Weverse US and the US BTS Online Store are always options too, don't forget 💜
US ARMY, *PLEASE* do not order Arirang from Target!!! They are actively colluding with and supporting ICE operations in the Twin Cities as we speak. Please choose literally any other retailer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Yes please we have so many other options and I'll keep bringing more options to the skyline as stores set up their links/listings 🙏
And Weverse US and the US BTS Online Store are always options too, don't forget 💜
And Weverse US and the US BTS Online Store are always options too, don't forget 💜