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allmostblue.bsky.social
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@allmostblue.bsky.social
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FKA fictionalaspect || 40's || B.A.P 💚 2012, BTS 💜 2013, multi in k-pop but bandom forever || many, many fic 👉 http://alturl.com/ynpok 🔞 || they/them 🏳️‍⚧️🙂‍↕️ not female.
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allmostblue.bsky.social
the way I just choked on my coffee lmao
A screenshot of a Procreate tutorial that says "After using 3 fingers, let's see what 4 fingers can do" with a white person holding up 4 fingers
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
Happy 15 (!!!!) YEARS (!!!!!) since Yoongi and Namjoon moved in together and started being Extremely Normal about one another #NamgiDay
A very old pre-debut photo of Namgi. Yoongi is in all black with a "RICH $$$ RICH ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT" shirt (lmao) and black hair with emo bangs. He looks VERY young. Namjoon has his weird perm going on but it's thankfully not that visible, and he's wearing big shades and all black and leather pants. He's making a "sshh" motion with one hand.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
honestly I'm just gonna let Patti Smith say it
Robert took areas of dark human consent and made them into art. He worked without apology, investing the homosexual with grandeur, masculinity, and enviable nobility. Without affectation, he created a presence that was wholly male without sacrificing feminine grace. He was not looking to make a political statement or an announcement of his evolving sexual persuasion. He was presenting something new, something not seen or explored as he saw and explored it. Robert sought to elevate aspects of male experience, to imbue homosexuality with mysticism. As Cocteau said of a Genet poem, "His obscenity is never obscene." — Patti Smith, Just Kids[34]
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
like sorry but this is my girlfriend now I don't make the rules but they a hottie!!!
Hyun from XLOV in a brightly colored early 2000's pop-punk-core outfit and blond hair and FABULOUS bronzer.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
like can we just ?????
baby hoseok (2014ish) on a couch backstage at a music show in a blue suit and red air jordans. he is arching his back and sticking his ass out looking coy and he genuinely looks like he is about to sit on some dick i am sorry
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
#wipwednesday for @aliascelli.bsky.social! Namkook, canon-verse, hyung kink, first times
"I, uh. I showered before you got here," Namjoon says, when their eyes meet. "Good," Jungkook says. Then, "Hyung, can I suck you off a little?" "Fuck," Namjoon groans. He looks debauched already, eyes dark and cheeks flushed red. "You have no idea how many times I thought about--" "I mean," Jungkook says, shimmying his shirt over his head and chucking it onto Namjoon's couch. He bites his lip. "I probably do, hyung." "Why does that make it hotter?" Namjoon asks the universe, as Jungkook moves to kneel between his legs. He tugs Namjoon's shorts and underwear down, Namjoon lifting his hips up to help him. Namjoon's cock rests against his stomach, pre-come glistening on the head in the low light. "I thought this would be weirder," Namjoon says, while Jungkook is just staring at his dick with his brain temporarily offline. "Is it me? It's not weird, right?" "What?" Jungkook blinks, suddenly aware that Namjoon is talking to him. He drags his eyes away. He's seen Namjoon hard before, but it was a long time ago, back when they all lived on top of each other. It's the kind of memory that he's carefully polished in his mind, but despite all that, the years have faded it. It doesn't have the immediacy it once did, the punch-to-the-gut of <i>iwanthimiwanthyungfuckiwanthim--</i> that had rewired part of Jungkook's teenaged brain. Jungkook wants to be cool about this and act like it's just a nice dick, but the fact is that it's the dick that made him realize he was pretty homo and he just. He needs a minute to reboot.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
thank you!! I looooove dramatic statement rings. I have so many 😅 this is the other hand
a white person's hand with dramatic long french mani nails (pointy) with a dramatic oval blue semiprecious ring
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
btw guess who got confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt they do NOT have an acrylate allergy and thus just finished gluing THESE suckers on with REAL GLUE and not sticky tabs
a white person's hand with very long almond shaped french mani nails, and lots of dramatic silver rings. some minor foot content for free in the background.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
is my dirty chai latte is coming on to me
a chai latte with lots of foam and crema. the pattern looks very, uh. Labia-y. Nice little hood for the clit. Very Sapphic.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
guys I think this was not dishwasher safe lmaooooooo
A plastic BT21 cup from MINISO that is horribly mangled and disfigured
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
he has never had the brain cell in his entire life
a tuxie tomcat face with his big cheekies and a face that looks both stupid and dubious of his life choices
November 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
"Get a Cat," they said. "It will be fun," they said.
a photo of a loft ceiling with a half-height wall and a TEEEEENY tiny little cat face. On top of the wall. A close up of the cat face, who looks both stupid and dubious of his life choices A closet in the half-height wall with some luggage on top. And a cat. 12 feet up. Just vibing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
I know Hobi is live but The Dumb Cat is giving me fucking agita rn
November 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
my planner looks amazing btw thanks to @haruharuot7.bsky.social's shop on etsy!! this planner skin (and sticker) is SO good 🤤
A batik'd orange, red, and green planner skin (on a planner) with a orange and purple JK sticker on it showing his hand tattoos. I promise it looks better than that sounds.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
him helps with plannering @haruharuot7.bsky.social
A white and black splotchy cat curled up on a very nice (if I do say so myself) late-fall cottagecore planner spread on a desk. There is a rainbow teacup with coffee in it next to him and some BTS art in the background.
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
this is all I ever needed out of 2seok to confirm their dynamic,,,personally,,,
SJ in a red jacket on his knees, looking up lovingly at HS, who is wearing a jean jacket and baggy clothes and looking down at him and smiling
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
allmostblue.bsky.social
I maintain this is the exact moment where Hobi remembered he was exactly in the Dick Spot and had to hold SJ up without crushing his balls somehow (that part's for later)
Seokjin on stage during Super Tuna after he's dived into his "backup dancer's" arms, two of whom were JK and Hobi for this. They're both laughing and holding SJ up and Hobi in particular is making a hilarious face.
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
here you go!
base for lock screen with Hobi in the fur-lined jacket base for home screen with the music player
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
allmostblue.bsky.social
New November/Fall background for late fall~~
a screenshot of an iPhone home screen with a faux music player and a brown and green photo of Hobi in a big fluffy fur-lined jacket as the "album" cover a screenshot of an iPhone lock screen a brown and green photo of Hobi in a big fluffy fur-lined jacket. My battery is at 100% because I am That Kind of Person and it's 7:51 pm.
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
cmon look at these happy little cuties!!!!
A pic of KATSEYE on a red carpet with silver glitter foil behind them, in white shorts and black knee high boots and white tank tops spray painted with rainbows. They're giggling and laughing and blowing kisses and cheering while they yell WE LOVE THE GAYS in a reel
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
JK's posture is such a good example of why I can't game anymore with a bad shoulder lmao
Jungkook gaming in a very dark room, in all black, lit by a computer screen, with one shoulder raised and forward and one shoulder pushed backwards and lowered and just looking at it makes my spine hurt
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
EXCUSR ME????? I JUST WOKE UP WHAT JS EVEN HAPPENING
Jungkook living his dream of being a slutty little motorcycle rentboy harlot, with his leather jacket and his T-shirt shoved up to show his tummy and his underwear band. He looks like he's getting great head. it's an INDECENT PHOTO, OkaY
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
A screengrab of EXO's Kai (idk which EXO anymore, I just know it's Jongin) making claw hands and trying to snarl in a bandana and fake cornrows and oh god it's like a puppy in a ratty wig, it's SO BAD
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
what's even better is we were specifically talking about this WIDDLE FLUFFY DARLING PUPPY BOI who has never been bad a day in his life and whatever happened up there they clearly deserved it!!!
My friends' mother's dog Banjo, who was THE CUTEST puppy, with a tan and dark brown fur pattern that looks very Husky (including a little mask!) but he is short haired and THE CUTEST PUPPY EVER. He's sitting on one of those play mats that is made up of large foam puzzle pieces in various colors.
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
allmostblue.bsky.social
"but yeah puppies chew on stuff that is kinda their whole vibe"

😭😂 @mercurialgirl.bsky.social
A room absolutely covered in fake blood with the words "caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent" on it
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM