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Chris Doyon
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Future Altair 8800 replica builder
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Here’s a bad picture of me where you can see macaque
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So this happened an hour ago. I don’t think I’ve seen red this deep in a long time. You could see it quite clearly with the naked eye. #aurora
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Frederic Edwin Church
Aurora Borealis
November 26, 2024 at 6:10 AM
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Yall.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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A man pardoned by Donald Trump for his role in January 6th - he assaulted Capitol Police officers with bear spray & a metal whip - has avoided prison for child sex crimes because of the president’s sweeping pardon, despite pleading guilty to soliciting what he believed was a 15-year-old girl for sex
Trump Pardon Lets Convicted Child Sex Predator Walk Free
Andrew Taake walked free because of Trump’s pardons, despite being convicted of a child sex crime.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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“The ranch’s website .. was taken down after the Journal reached out for comment on the trip …”

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Ummm.....I just googled that ranch and the pages are all dead. Literally. LOL
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Nothing says you’re a Very Serious FBI Director quite like taking the bureau’s plane, during a government shutdown, to a hunting lodge called … The Boondoggle Ranch.

www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Kash Patel’s ‘Effin Wild’ Ride as FBI Director
In just one week in October, he ticked off his bosses with premature comments about a terror investigation squeezed in a trip to the ‘Boondoggle Ranch’ on the bureau jet.
www.wsj.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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thought he got away clean but interpol is closing in

www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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It's flat fuck friday
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I Cannot Unsee the Photos of the Tortured Palestinian Hostages Returned by Israel

@dianabuttu.bsky.social asks: Where is the outrage, the coverage even, of the mutilated Palestinian bodies that the Israelis finally released as part of this 'ceasefire' deal?

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Crushed Legs. Gunshot Wounds to the Head. Shackled: Israel Returns Mutilated Palestinian Bodies
Where is the outrage, the coverage even, of the mutilated Palestinian bodies, with crushed legs and gunshot wounds to the head, that the Israelis finally released as part of this 'ceasefire' deal?
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
“Standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She asks ‘What’s the point of standards?’
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Can these robots stop men from exposing themselves to their horrified employees and then offering to buy them a horse in exchange for sex?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Please someone save Jake. Look at this gorgeous boy. 😍 People pay so much money to buy huskies. This adorable goofball can be yours without the annoying puppy phase. Please share.
I’m Jake- yea I’m a good looking dude- some1 dumped me at #nycacc 2die- I know commands- I love ppl- but I’m not doing well in here! It’s #VeteranDay and I’ll be out in a trash bag if someone doesn’t save me! NY NH NE ME MD DE DC PA VA RI VT CT NJ - foster me! Pls repost me!
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Welcome to “justice” in Donald Trump’s America.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
I know there a thousand other points to make here, but: why did Musk put a picture of the Odyssey in a thread about the Iliad?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Finally, news I can use.
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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still marveling at the Democratic party's excuse for folding, "they weren't going to give up, so we had to!"

inspiring stuff
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Listen, I'm not saying I endorse brutal mockery of Avi Loeb's claims that every interstellar comet we see is an alien spaceship, but I will link to it because the aliens made me in order to sow doubt about their cometships.

oddnews.com/article/this...
“This Comet Thing Is Aliens,” Says Resident Harvard Fraud Avi Loeb
Like he does every week, without evidence.
oddnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It walks as well as any other drunk Russian
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Oh, so he totally stole the money
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Many are calling for Chuck Schumer's resignation. What hasn't been reported until now is that any Senate Democrat can offer a motion to challenge his leadership position, and it would have to get a vote within 7 days. From @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social:
prospect.org/2025/11/11/o...
One Weird Trick to Get Rid of Chuck Schumer - The American Prospect
Multiple Democratic groups, House members, and candidates say it’s time for the Senate minority leader to go. It turns out any single Senate Democrat can force a vote on Schumer’s job.
prospect.org
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Breaking: Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret kansasreflector.com/2025/11/11/m...
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret • Kansas Reflector
A handful of county-level officials who were involved in a small-town Kansas newspaper raid in 2023 will pay a cumulative $3 million to three journalists and a city councilor.
kansasreflector.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM