“Stupid sexy guys with beards”

Dracula is the doctor

The president is a massive pedo who was best friends with a massive pedo who ran a big pedo ring, we are at late-stage Michael Jackson levels of "everybody knows"

Is it true? Who knows. Maybe the president spent a month looking around nervously and shrieking DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT for other reasons

Can't touch this!

Suzanna Crampton - Zwartbles Ireland

My favorite YouTube shepherd is an Irish-American woman who almost exclusively scolds misbehaving sheep, dogs and cats for being "bold." The significance of this vocabulary grows in my mind every time

What do you call a political party that has a racist as one of its candidates? A racist political party.

combine CBS, CNN, Paramount, and TikTok to create a media giant custom-built to blow smoke up Trump and Netanyahu's asses 24/7

that's definitely a thing people want

"the birds are in misery.
I don't think they sing.
They just screech in pain."
- Werner Herzog