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NEWS: The Phoenix Mercury have announced a complete rebrand that includes an updated logo 👀

A new uniform is expected to be released on Tuesday.
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Approximately two of these dudes would have been considered above MLS journeyman level before the start of the season. They should make Bradley Carnell personally drive the coach of the year award to Mikey Varas’s house and apologize
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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really funny that disney's achille's heel as a company in all these stories is at the end of the day they run a reliable business that makes a predictable amount of money. which wall street fucking hates. normal economy
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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LOL. LMAO, even.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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God it's so cool that so much of British and European nationalist politics has broadly been shaped by warehouse clickfarms rented by guys in South Asia running "how to make money from racist old people" workshops, and that this has had more influence on media and politics than any grassroots group
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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It's not just "consumer smart" it reduces environmental waste, key materials are often mined in slave conditions. The whole tenor of the article is wrong - why is the economy so dependent on us engaging in mass waste?
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.

Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Damn, Italian tennis is just so good right now
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*

The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I'm so goddamn proud of us tonight. The fascists have hundreds of millions of dollars to spend trying to convince women's sports fans that exclusion will protect us, but we know better, and we're building a grassroots movement to prove it
What the signs say 🗣️🏳️‍⚧️
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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More and more I feel like the Times doesn’t have an ideological bias so much as it exists to create an image of American politics as very serious even when it’s the silliest it’s ever been
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.

I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.

www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Trinity Rodman on love from Spirit fans:

“I’ve always talked about how great the @spiritsquadron.bsky.social is, and DC as a whole, and we’re really bummed we couldn’t be having a parade now going back hopefully they’re still proud and we can try again next year.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Good. Everyone involved with that operation, up to and including Musk, should be prosecuted. It was just a breathtaking run of illegality. bsky.app/profile/solo...
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Asawin writes (in part): The fact that the he can proudly, repeatedly endorse the slaughter of 6 duly elected American politicians this week & have it register in our national consciousness & media not as a presidency-ending scandal but as just another Thursday, is a profound indictment of us all.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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It is political malpractice to not force an impeachment vote when the House gets back on December 1st.

Like cartoonishly so.

You now have two GOP members that openly hate Trump's guts and another two who already voted for impeachment last time. Congrats. You have a majority.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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remember 'only Andrew Cuomo can handle Trump'
trump cheerfully and unwittingly driving a stake through every attack line about zohran is the funniest thing I have seen all year
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM