Narwhal
@narwhal.swifties.social
GenX Male. Sorry.
Alone in my tower.
Drowning in the melancholy
Toronto N1, N2
Alone in my tower.
Drowning in the melancholy
Toronto N1, N2
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So much of Bluesky can be explained by it having one population whose primary mode of interaction is jokes and another population who have taken a vow against ever getting a joke.
February 16, 2026 at 11:11 AM
So much of Bluesky can be explained by it having one population whose primary mode of interaction is jokes and another population who have taken a vow against ever getting a joke.
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I hope it hurts
Trump's right hand as it appeared on Air Force One on Friday evening
(Samuel Corum/Getty)
(Samuel Corum/Getty)
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I hope it hurts
You know together we're glowing
Gonna be gonna be golden
Gonna be gonna be golden
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
You know together we're glowing
Gonna be gonna be golden
Gonna be gonna be golden
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February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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The superbowl would be way better if it was a milf stomping my nuts
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
The superbowl would be way better if it was a milf stomping my nuts
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Imagine you're a good QB and you have to watch this.
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Imagine you're a good QB and you have to watch this.
Watching Eras Tour Final Show for the first time.
Crying during Lover intro.
Crap.
Crying during Lover intro.
Crap.
January 31, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Watching Eras Tour Final Show for the first time.
Crying during Lover intro.
Crap.
Crying during Lover intro.
Crap.
I just assume every male billionaire is a pedophile.
you can't really prepare for how much they caught the giants owner sending emails that like "yes, i would LOVE it if you did sex trafficking for me! 😀 sounds fun! i am glad we are sex trafficking friends now"
From The Athletic: Jeffrey Epstein scouted women for New York Giants co-owner Steve Tisch
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I just assume every male billionaire is a pedophile.
You can tell that new Tiktok algorithm was created by RWNJs cause it doesn't fucking learn anything.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
You can tell that new Tiktok algorithm was created by RWNJs cause it doesn't fucking learn anything.
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The Alt National Park Service, which spent all weekend lying about Alex Pretti for attention, can shove their cute little puns up their ass.
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The Alt National Park Service, which spent all weekend lying about Alex Pretti for attention, can shove their cute little puns up their ass.
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Minnesota ICE-watchers did this.
By relentlessly documenting ICE/BP/DHS abuses—taking on personal risk to do so—they’ve gotten the horrors into more information streams. Got more people to pay attention, undermined Trump regime lies, and shifted the stances of some Democratic officeholders.
By relentlessly documenting ICE/BP/DHS abuses—taking on personal risk to do so—they’ve gotten the horrors into more information streams. Got more people to pay attention, undermined Trump regime lies, and shifted the stances of some Democratic officeholders.
man the stuff i am seeing on IG from
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
the most normie, i don’t really talk about politics accounts suggests something different
January 25, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Minnesota ICE-watchers did this.
By relentlessly documenting ICE/BP/DHS abuses—taking on personal risk to do so—they’ve gotten the horrors into more information streams. Got more people to pay attention, undermined Trump regime lies, and shifted the stances of some Democratic officeholders.
By relentlessly documenting ICE/BP/DHS abuses—taking on personal risk to do so—they’ve gotten the horrors into more information streams. Got more people to pay attention, undermined Trump regime lies, and shifted the stances of some Democratic officeholders.
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I’ve been studying civil rights protests for 20 years. With new mobilization against Trump’s agenda, I’m sharing a thread summarizing my research on how nonviolent & violent actions by 1960s activists and police influenced media, elites, public opinion & voters. 1/ www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
February 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’ve been studying civil rights protests for 20 years. With new mobilization against Trump’s agenda, I’m sharing a thread summarizing my research on how nonviolent & violent actions by 1960s activists and police influenced media, elites, public opinion & voters. 1/ www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
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I don't want to amplify this account but I do want to point out that actually Gandhi's nonviolence worked out pretty well
January 24, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I don't want to amplify this account but I do want to point out that actually Gandhi's nonviolence worked out pretty well
My US Senators are Dave McCormick and John Fetterman.
Waking up this morning and realizing I have to call the offices of 2 fucking morons today and everyday till this ends.
Waking up this morning and realizing I have to call the offices of 2 fucking morons today and everyday till this ends.
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 PM
My US Senators are Dave McCormick and John Fetterman.
Waking up this morning and realizing I have to call the offices of 2 fucking morons today and everyday till this ends.
Waking up this morning and realizing I have to call the offices of 2 fucking morons today and everyday till this ends.
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
Tariffs are the Rep TV of SCOTUS decisions.
She hasn't even finished recording Tariffs yet. IFYKYK
She hasn't even finished recording Tariffs yet. IFYKYK
JUST IN: #SCOTUS announces that it expects to release one or more opinions on Tues., Jan. 20. Tariffs case ruling possible then....or sometime before July.
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Tariffs are the Rep TV of SCOTUS decisions.
She hasn't even finished recording Tariffs yet. IFYKYK
She hasn't even finished recording Tariffs yet. IFYKYK
Feel like there's text on the Statue of Liberty that's pretty simple and clear on how immigration should work.
But what the fuck do I know?
But what the fuck do I know?
I think the constituency for a c. 2015 Bernie agenda (tax the rich, redistribute wealth to make life easier, immigration reform but not "open borders") could be even bigger in 2028, if Dems figure out the immigration piece.
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Feel like there's text on the Statue of Liberty that's pretty simple and clear on how immigration should work.
But what the fuck do I know?
But what the fuck do I know?
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
Chop
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Newcarla
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Newcarla
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Chop
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Newcarla
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Newcarla