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maz
@mxmaz.bsky.social
· Mar 18
the garfield in me honors the garfield in you
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
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they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
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November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i got taco bell for the first time in years and it was ok!
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i got taco bell for the first time in years and it was ok!
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Wheatfield with Mountains in the Background - 1889
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14720
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14720
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wheatfield with Mountains in the Background - 1889
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14720
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14720
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In my restless dreams I see that glove. You promised you'd Help me again someday
October 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In my restless dreams I see that glove. You promised you'd Help me again someday
i need to clean my keyboard.......... but i don't want to :)
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i need to clean my keyboard.......... but i don't want to :)
so nancy isn't retiring she is just working from home. got it.
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
so nancy isn't retiring she is just working from home. got it.
love you all dearly & hope you're having a good monday ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
love you all dearly & hope you're having a good monday ❤️
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hamburger helps those that help themselves
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They should make an app that makes your phone screen rough like sandpaper
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They should make an app that makes your phone screen rough like sandpaper
guys stop making me read your words in Elon cadence it is breaking my own brain to hear it inside my head lmao
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys stop making me read your words in Elon cadence it is breaking my own brain to hear it inside my head lmao
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there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
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Better late than never
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Better late than never
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pure swagger
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
pure swagger
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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for democracy to work you need to be able to kill people who hold antisocial beliefs
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
for democracy to work you need to be able to kill people who hold antisocial beliefs
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the government should pay us to stay inside and wear big sweaters
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the government should pay us to stay inside and wear big sweaters
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"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
June 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
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BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
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you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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if i unclench my butthole my insides might fall out, and other miscellaneous 3AM worries
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
if i unclench my butthole my insides might fall out, and other miscellaneous 3AM worries