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maz
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· Mar 18
the garfield in me honors the garfield in you
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the more kim fails the bar the more i want to become a lawyer out of spite
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
the more kim fails the bar the more i want to become a lawyer out of spite
when candice says "enter robert ressler and john douglas, my mentors" i went AHHHHHH out loud
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
when candice says "enter robert ressler and john douglas, my mentors" i went AHHHHHH out loud
omg bryan kohberger is younger than me
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
omg bryan kohberger is younger than me
sounds like kim is looking for a new psychic *adjusts tie*
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
sounds like kim is looking for a new psychic *adjusts tie*
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I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way
season 5 of killer psyche, it's true crime tuesday again :^)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
season 5 of killer psyche, it's true crime tuesday again :^)
HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW JAMES BOND LOOKS DIFFERENT IN DIFFERENT MOVIES WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT HIDING FROM US
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW JAMES BOND LOOKS DIFFERENT IN DIFFERENT MOVIES WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT HIDING FROM US
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Welcome..........to Gigantic Fart
March 21, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Welcome..........to Gigantic Fart
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
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If you look like this DM me
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
If you look like this DM me
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
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they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
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November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i got taco bell for the first time in years and it was ok!
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i got taco bell for the first time in years and it was ok!
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Wheatfield with Mountains in the Background - 1889
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14720
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14720
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wheatfield with Mountains in the Background - 1889
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14720
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14720
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In my restless dreams I see that glove. You promised you'd Help me again someday
October 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In my restless dreams I see that glove. You promised you'd Help me again someday
i need to clean my keyboard.......... but i don't want to :)
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i need to clean my keyboard.......... but i don't want to :)
so nancy isn't retiring she is just working from home. got it.
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
so nancy isn't retiring she is just working from home. got it.
love you all dearly & hope you're having a good monday ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
love you all dearly & hope you're having a good monday ❤️
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hamburger helps those that help themselves
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They should make an app that makes your phone screen rough like sandpaper
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They should make an app that makes your phone screen rough like sandpaper
guys stop making me read your words in Elon cadence it is breaking my own brain to hear it inside my head lmao
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys stop making me read your words in Elon cadence it is breaking my own brain to hear it inside my head lmao
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there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children