Mike
@murphyslawl.bsky.social
failed automations engineer. master gm tech. wannabe iracer. eagles/phillies fan by affiliation. imsa, svg, and 25th amendment fan.
Is Jamie Little dumb? Reddick had the 35 behind him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Is Jamie Little dumb? Reddick had the 35 behind him.
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
35 realize that there are br-oh it’s Decker, nvm.
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
35 realize that there are br-oh it’s Decker, nvm.
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How I feel about AI
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
How I feel about AI
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Big Butch Jones Champions of Life energy
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Big Butch Jones Champions of Life energy
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a society losing the plot in real time
February 10, 2026 at 9:11 PM
a society losing the plot in real time
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you're telling me this guy had a bad plan
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
you're telling me this guy had a bad plan
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The system breaks when you fight against it and force its contradictions into the open, not because you decide to hold back and do their work for them.
Axios reports @governorwalz.mn.gov won’t call an eviction moratorium because it is “legally fraught” yet the definition sure sounds like one. www.mprnews.org/story/2023/0...
![What is a peacetime emergency?
In Minnesota, a peacetime emergency is an executive order that can be called when cities and counties don't have the adequate resources to address an emergency, defined as "an act of nature, a technological failure or malfunction, a terrorist incident, an industrial accident, a hazardous materials accident or a civil disturbance [that] endangers life and property."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2yhglxsi2owchryafic2gmr3/bafkreicfdeipsblnzb3oxnfnqh45fkzjo5p2s32ar3oqtgpnc46chd2ff4@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The system breaks when you fight against it and force its contradictions into the open, not because you decide to hold back and do their work for them.
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Y'all gonna be this messy on a team where everyone is a sharpshooter? Baby that is a CHOICE!
February 9, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Y'all gonna be this messy on a team where everyone is a sharpshooter? Baby that is a CHOICE!
Welp.
If Jason Myers doesn’t win the MVP, we’re going to incite a riot, right?
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Welp.
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If Jason Myers doesn’t win the MVP, we’re going to incite a riot, right?
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
If Jason Myers doesn’t win the MVP, we’re going to incite a riot, right?
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Ring trying to sell everyone on being able to find lost pets while sending those same vids to the surveillance state.
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ring trying to sell everyone on being able to find lost pets while sending those same vids to the surveillance state.
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
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“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“Ring uses AI to help find lost dogs” yup it probably stops there, sounds fine
Ring CEO isn’t fooling me with the AI bullshit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Ring CEO isn’t fooling me with the AI bullshit.
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
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This but with this halftime show.
I'm too lazy to fix it.
I'm too lazy to fix it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This but with this halftime show.
I'm too lazy to fix it.
I'm too lazy to fix it.
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DID YOU KNOW: Last year, one team also entered halftime at the Super Bowl with zero points. (The other team was the Philadelphia Eagles.)
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
DID YOU KNOW: Last year, one team also entered halftime at the Super Bowl with zero points. (The other team was the Philadelphia Eagles.)
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It's happening
in the final game of his college career, Texas punter Michael Dickson punted so much and so effectively that he was named MVP of the bowl game they were playing in
and tonight it is going to happen again
and tonight it is going to happen again
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's happening
I smiled and got giddy when Yoshi showed up.
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I smiled and got giddy when Yoshi showed up.
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Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start a Super Bowl. If, after the game, he attacks a truck driver and gets stabbed, he will be the second USC quarterback to do that.
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start a Super Bowl. If, after the game, he attacks a truck driver and gets stabbed, he will be the second USC quarterback to do that.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings