James Parker
@panoparker.bsky.social
Creative director and comedy writer.
Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
A few people informed me that an old post of mine was on the front page of reddit this weekend and whilst that’s cool I would like a fiver or maybe a sweet treat
January 24, 2026 at 10:06 AM
A few people informed me that an old post of mine was on the front page of reddit this weekend and whilst that’s cool I would like a fiver or maybe a sweet treat
Are you a football-obsessed creative or content creator looking for work?
After an exciting new business win, I'm building a team to work on a huge client in the football space. If you're keen to find out more, then please drop me a message!
There are free lunches too, big win.
After an exciting new business win, I'm building a team to work on a huge client in the football space. If you're keen to find out more, then please drop me a message!
There are free lunches too, big win.
January 21, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Are you a football-obsessed creative or content creator looking for work?
After an exciting new business win, I'm building a team to work on a huge client in the football space. If you're keen to find out more, then please drop me a message!
There are free lunches too, big win.
After an exciting new business win, I'm building a team to work on a huge client in the football space. If you're keen to find out more, then please drop me a message!
There are free lunches too, big win.
Fella at the offie asked to see my hairline instead of ID and he put my shopping straight in the bag
January 19, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Fella at the offie asked to see my hairline instead of ID and he put my shopping straight in the bag
I can ask for ‘the usual’ at my barbers now so that’s exciting
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I can ask for ‘the usual’ at my barbers now so that’s exciting
We were supposed to be at the final show of Stage/Fright tonight. Sadly we are stuck in the snow at Aberdeen airport. Gutted we can’t make it but hope everyone going has the best time.
Please message me to tell me who the special guest is I’m dying to know
Please message me to tell me who the special guest is I’m dying to know
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
We were supposed to be at the final show of Stage/Fright tonight. Sadly we are stuck in the snow at Aberdeen airport. Gutted we can’t make it but hope everyone going has the best time.
Please message me to tell me who the special guest is I’m dying to know
Please message me to tell me who the special guest is I’m dying to know
There’s nobody I’d rather be stuck in a snow storm with. Dry Jan is out the window, we’ve finished the hotel’s supply of Tennent’s already.
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
There’s nobody I’d rather be stuck in a snow storm with. Dry Jan is out the window, we’ve finished the hotel’s supply of Tennent’s already.
Still stuck in the airport hotel and I haven’t got my laptop with me so this is how I’m sending clients ideas
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Still stuck in the airport hotel and I haven’t got my laptop with me so this is how I’m sending clients ideas
Thanks to the snow we are stuck in an airport for the foreseeable but luckily we watched ‘Terminal’ the film where Tom Hanks gets stuck in an airport a few days ago so at least we are prepared
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Thanks to the snow we are stuck in an airport for the foreseeable but luckily we watched ‘Terminal’ the film where Tom Hanks gets stuck in an airport a few days ago so at least we are prepared
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
I can’t believe people are circling back
January 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I can’t believe people are circling back
First commute of the year
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 AM
First commute of the year
I found a great spot to bleed out
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I found a great spot to bleed out
I look like I’m starring in a detective series that will be poorly received by critics
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I look like I’m starring in a detective series that will be poorly received by critics
Here’s your annual reminder to be nice to hospitality and retail staff they don’t owe you anything
December 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Here’s your annual reminder to be nice to hospitality and retail staff they don’t owe you anything
One year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s christmas present so the following year she got me this
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
One year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s christmas present so the following year she got me this
It’s a bad day to be a mince pie and 16 beers
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It’s a bad day to be a mince pie and 16 beers
I have so much respect
December 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have so much respect
christmas is great I’m eating twelve mini pies for dinner
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
christmas is great I’m eating twelve mini pies for dinner
They need to create a version of cracker crowns that fit around big heads every christmas I’m body shamed by tiny paper headwear
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
They need to create a version of cracker crowns that fit around big heads every christmas I’m body shamed by tiny paper headwear
I’ve got a full christmas dinner followed by pints and a curry today this is what the holidays are all about
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’ve got a full christmas dinner followed by pints and a curry today this is what the holidays are all about
I sometimes get asked about career highlights and I could name some work I’m proud of, but really it’s when Danny DeVito discovered I used a cutout of him as a christmas tree
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I sometimes get asked about career highlights and I could name some work I’m proud of, but really it’s when Danny DeVito discovered I used a cutout of him as a christmas tree
The fact that none of the billionaires featured on this cover are wearing the correct safety gear is a pretty prefect analogy for those who rely too much on AI
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
The fact that none of the billionaires featured on this cover are wearing the correct safety gear is a pretty prefect analogy for those who rely too much on AI
Good morning to everyone but especially the Expedition 33 team
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Good morning to everyone but especially the Expedition 33 team
Not sure how to take this news
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Not sure how to take this news
Haaland when I triple captain him
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Haaland when I triple captain him