Mazikeen Morningstar
@mourningstar.bsky.social
'A hard-(coffee)drinking, short-fused mess of a woman.'
'Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.'
'Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.'
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I don’t trust Substackers on principal
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I don’t trust Substackers on principal
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Your timeline needs the cleansing energy of a video where it seems like something bad is going to happen but then it's actually just two lil friends having a nice lil time
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Your timeline needs the cleansing energy of a video where it seems like something bad is going to happen but then it's actually just two lil friends having a nice lil time
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more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
more generations need to discover M*A*S*H
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New year, new GoFundMe. I'm still unemployed, still looking, but still limited in what I can do (no standing or driving) because of ongoing recovery from my injury & surgery. This is the only way I can ensue Bookstore Romance Day happens this year. #Romancelandia #IndieBookstores
gofund.me/93a464a9a
gofund.me/93a464a9a
Donate to Let's Make Bookstore Romance Day 2026 Happen, organized by Billie Bloebaum
tl;dr: Bookstore Romance Day expenses are up. Donations and sponsorships … Billie Bloebaum needs your support for Let's Make Bookstore Romance Day 2026 Happen
gofund.me
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
New year, new GoFundMe. I'm still unemployed, still looking, but still limited in what I can do (no standing or driving) because of ongoing recovery from my injury & surgery. This is the only way I can ensue Bookstore Romance Day happens this year. #Romancelandia #IndieBookstores
gofund.me/93a464a9a
gofund.me/93a464a9a
I strained my calf stepping off a curb to cross the street.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I strained my calf stepping off a curb to cross the street.
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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
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Murderbot is checking the perimeter. Ilya and Shane are going to the cottage. Even in the darkest times, our imaginations create places for love and safety.
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Murderbot is checking the perimeter. Ilya and Shane are going to the cottage. Even in the darkest times, our imaginations create places for love and safety.
Does it have to be released this year? If not, Sam Cooke's A Change is Gonna Come' just like, always.
If so, Ashley Jordan's "Once Upon a Time in Dollywood". Fantastic book, I felt all the things
If so, Ashley Jordan's "Once Upon a Time in Dollywood". Fantastic book, I felt all the things
2025 has been a rough year. What's one piece of art that's brought you absolute joy despite everything?
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Does it have to be released this year? If not, Sam Cooke's A Change is Gonna Come' just like, always.
If so, Ashley Jordan's "Once Upon a Time in Dollywood". Fantastic book, I felt all the things
If so, Ashley Jordan's "Once Upon a Time in Dollywood". Fantastic book, I felt all the things
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i mean this with my whole entire heart: fuck off to hell 2025
Rob Reiner, who directed such beloved Hollywood classics as 'This Is Spinal Tap,' 'Stand by Me' and 'When Harry Met Sally' after starring in the trailblazing sitcom 'All in the Family,' died Sunday along with his wife, Michele, in their Brentwood home. bit.ly/48UWXSi
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i mean this with my whole entire heart: fuck off to hell 2025
Yessssss
Truly thrilled to unleash the cover of All Hail Chaos.
Publishing 12 May 2026, dive into the wicked, unmissable sequel to the No. 1 Sunday Times bestselling Long Live Evil. #booksky
geni.us/AllHailChaos
Publishing 12 May 2026, dive into the wicked, unmissable sequel to the No. 1 Sunday Times bestselling Long Live Evil. #booksky
geni.us/AllHailChaos
December 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Yessssss
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Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Marge from the church breakfast committee is about to go John Brown on this fascist rent-a-cop and meanwhile Eric Swalwell and other Congressional and Senate Dems want "masks off and badges out", the nice middle ground.
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Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
My mom and her sister traded off hosting Thanksgiving after my gma passed. The first year my aunt hosted, in a new house she built almost 2 hours away, the food was not ready for 2 more hours after we all arrived. And when it finally was?
Y'all the turkey was fuckin' raw.
Y'all the turkey was fuckin' raw.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My mom and her sister traded off hosting Thanksgiving after my gma passed. The first year my aunt hosted, in a new house she built almost 2 hours away, the food was not ready for 2 more hours after we all arrived. And when it finally was?
Y'all the turkey was fuckin' raw.
Y'all the turkey was fuckin' raw.
Pshhhh, i'm getting rid of everything but mashed potatoes and pies.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Pshhhh, i'm getting rid of everything but mashed potatoes and pies.
Me, trying desperately not to speed run my coworkers on our Friday morning coffee run
I don't think people realize how difficult life can be when you walk faster than 99 percent of the population
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me, trying desperately not to speed run my coworkers on our Friday morning coffee run
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
I've done all of them, and in fact still do 11 for work. But can we talk about how there's no #19
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I've done all of them, and in fact still do 11 for work. But can we talk about how there's no #19
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I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.
you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I think a lot about the story Carl Reiner told: he’d have been a sewing machine repairman if not for a free WPA drama class. That led to other theater work, to Sid Caesar, to Mel Brooks, and all the rest. All because of one free class paid for by a government that felt the arts were worth teaching.
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Still cannot believe the new mayor of NYC’s mama directed Mississippi Masala.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Still cannot believe the new mayor of NYC’s mama directed Mississippi Masala.
LOL. LMFAO, even.
JD Vance's half-brother has lost by an overwhelming margin as he tried to become the mayor of Cincinnati.
Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval wins reelection.
Democratic incumbent Aftab Pureval wins reelection.
November 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
LOL. LMFAO, even.
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
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the screaming spare ribs joke skeleton video is one of the most important pieces of art on the internet
November 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
the screaming spare ribs joke skeleton video is one of the most important pieces of art on the internet
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genuinely: it is fine and good for teenagers to go out trick-or-treating
let them enjoy their youth!
let them enjoy their youth!
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
genuinely: it is fine and good for teenagers to go out trick-or-treating
let them enjoy their youth!
let them enjoy their youth!
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."