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she/her // 29 // girlfriend and #1 simp to the one and only @nerdjpg.com
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How I am going into 2026:
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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frosty the faggot they say i will never be a snow woman but the children still believe in the christmas magic i'm pretty certain
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“A chatbot can never be held accountable for grooming a child.

Therefore, chatbots must always handle the work of grooming children.”
There’s a lot going on in this piece but this passage is fucking HARROWING
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Too late, I have already drawn you as the effete, spindly Hitler being trampled underfoot, and myself as the broad-shouldered, Tommy-gun-wielding red army chad
"Happy New Year!" – Soviet New Year’s Card (1944)
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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"Happy New Year!" – Soviet New Year’s Card (1944)
December 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
There’s a lot going on in this piece but this passage is fucking HARROWING
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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so, it's like carol (2015) except the characters take turns hitting me with a tire iron
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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embarrassing bookshop handjob
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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i'm so ready for my slimegirl arc
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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culinary boymoding
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Me after I spend all Christmas Eve and Christmas arguing about why universal healthcare is too complicated
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Do you think Cucker Tarlson is so obsessed with the Woke M&M’s and their sexualities because he feels like the Green One is the one woman that he could go straight for and experience real love
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Happy holidays everyone.

I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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People, I’m sure he super duper appreciates your actual responses but I hate to tell you. Billionaires will not give us the future we want. We must organize for it and take it and build it ourselves

github.com/dessalines/e...
github.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Christmas is that magical time of year when everyone comes together and tries their best to make me finally fucking snap
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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just saw this image and got a #boner
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
THE 16 SAVES (and counting)
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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getting put on top of the christmas tree probably feels really good for the angel
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A Scanner Darkly (2006)
just cracked up remembering my dream

i got the @katie.bzky.team face reveal and she was the spitting image of keanu reaves

(sorry not sorry little sis) 🤭✨💖
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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i'm like the transgender keanu reaves
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM