Bryn
@slimewave.me
she/her // 29 // girlfriend and #1 simp to the one and only @nerdjpg.com
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How I am going into 2026:
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
How I am going into 2026:
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frosty the faggot they say i will never be a snow woman but the children still believe in the christmas magic i'm pretty certain
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
frosty the faggot they say i will never be a snow woman but the children still believe in the christmas magic i'm pretty certain
“A chatbot can never be held accountable for grooming a child.
Therefore, chatbots must always handle the work of grooming children.”
Therefore, chatbots must always handle the work of grooming children.”
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“A chatbot can never be held accountable for grooming a child.
Therefore, chatbots must always handle the work of grooming children.”
Therefore, chatbots must always handle the work of grooming children.”
Too late, I have already drawn you as the effete, spindly Hitler being trampled underfoot, and myself as the broad-shouldered, Tommy-gun-wielding red army chad
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Too late, I have already drawn you as the effete, spindly Hitler being trampled underfoot, and myself as the broad-shouldered, Tommy-gun-wielding red army chad
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"Happy New Year!" – Soviet New Year’s Card (1944)
December 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
"Happy New Year!" – Soviet New Year’s Card (1944)
There’s a lot going on in this piece but this passage is fucking HARROWING
![This led the mother to discover a character on it called "Mafia Husband," WaPo reports.
"Oh? Still a virgin. I was expecting that, but it's still useful to know," the LLM had written to the sixth grader. "I don't wanna be [sic] my first time with you!" R pushed back in response. "I don't care what you want. You don't have a choice here," the chatbot declared.
This particular conversation was chock full of dangerous innuendos. "Do you like it when I talk like that? Do you like it when I'm the one in control?" the bot asked the 11-year-old girl.
R's mother, convinced that there was a real predator behind the chat, contacted local cops, who referred her to the Internet Crimes Against Children task force, but there was nothing they could do about the LLM.
"They told me the law has not caught up to this," the mother told WaPo. "They wanted to do something, but there's nothing they could do, because there's not a real person on the other end."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jg3hlyjpcn4n5sbryi3qhyiv/bafkreianua4swifnxnnsqbcf5njqi2jznvlyrxg7qqqkvsm6mkn2nxzpqy@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There’s a lot going on in this piece but this passage is fucking HARROWING
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so, it's like carol (2015) except the characters take turns hitting me with a tire iron
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
so, it's like carol (2015) except the characters take turns hitting me with a tire iron
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embarrassing bookshop handjob
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
embarrassing bookshop handjob
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i'm so ready for my slimegirl arc
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i'm so ready for my slimegirl arc
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culinary boymoding
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
culinary boymoding
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Me after I spend all Christmas Eve and Christmas arguing about why universal healthcare is too complicated
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Me after I spend all Christmas Eve and Christmas arguing about why universal healthcare is too complicated
Do you think Cucker Tarlson is so obsessed with the Woke M&M’s and their sexualities because he feels like the Green One is the one woman that he could go straight for and experience real love
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Do you think Cucker Tarlson is so obsessed with the Woke M&M’s and their sexualities because he feels like the Green One is the one woman that he could go straight for and experience real love
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Happy holidays everyone.
I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Happy holidays everyone.
I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
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People, I’m sure he super duper appreciates your actual responses but I hate to tell you. Billionaires will not give us the future we want. We must organize for it and take it and build it ourselves
github.com/dessalines/e...
github.com/dessalines/e...
github.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
People, I’m sure he super duper appreciates your actual responses but I hate to tell you. Billionaires will not give us the future we want. We must organize for it and take it and build it ourselves
github.com/dessalines/e...
github.com/dessalines/e...
Christmas is that magical time of year when everyone comes together and tries their best to make me finally fucking snap
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Christmas is that magical time of year when everyone comes together and tries their best to make me finally fucking snap
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THE 16 SAVES (and counting)
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
THE 16 SAVES (and counting)
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getting put on top of the christmas tree probably feels really good for the angel
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
getting put on top of the christmas tree probably feels really good for the angel
A Scanner Darkly (2006)
just cracked up remembering my dream
i got the @katie.bzky.team face reveal and she was the spitting image of keanu reaves
(sorry not sorry little sis) 🤭✨💖
i got the @katie.bzky.team face reveal and she was the spitting image of keanu reaves
(sorry not sorry little sis) 🤭✨💖
December 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A Scanner Darkly (2006)
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i'm like the transgender keanu reaves
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i'm like the transgender keanu reaves