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she/her // 29 // girlfriend and #1 simp to the one and only @nerdjpg.com
I’ve been looking so long, at these pitchers…
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Oh I think she’s wayyy ahead of you on that, it seems to be more of a ‘weapons-grade-brainworms case who “boymodes” despite just looking like a woman’ -type situation
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Retail is still buying the dip
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
NVDA, for no reason, after beating earnings expectations like every analyst said they were going to
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nvidia stock continuing to fall lmao
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Need someone to do an edit that just says “DUMB PIGS”
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I stand corrected… can anyone tell me what the hell is going on I can only find news items glazing the earnings numbers and sucking off jensen
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
How are they faking this shit bro? Is this just everyone breaking and signing up to drive for multiple burrito taxi platforms, delivering food to people who are paying for it with BNPL? Nothing makes sense to me anymore
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Bullshit in, bullshit out
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Good, good, all according to The Plan 👍
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel like Trump’s track record for pardoning people who immediately go on to get themselves reincarcerated is freakishly higher than if they were picked at random… I know “recidivism” is a nexus of intersecting systemic violences in this country but he is like the LeBron James of it
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Extended hours chart is funnier
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Well, the Market has spoken, I guess
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is the type of thing I’m talking about when I say that I SWEAR I’ve never seen this many grammatical/mechanical errors in medium-prestige publications as I’m seeing now—I’m talking about stuff that your Microsoft Word spellcheck should catch, like repeating the subject of the sentence:
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"It's not good behavior, and it's not healthy behavior…But it's legal. Any investor can see this. Many are just choosing not to."

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November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Well, they probably are coming for the job of the most well-compensated counterproductive Boomer/Gen X coworker you know, and they won’t ask you how to rotate PDF, so there’s that
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It’s the same amount out-of-touch as Aimee Terese saying Epstein ‘was misunderstood and monstered and was in actuality just a nebbish scene fag’ and then everyone born between 1990 and 2000 was like, “you mean like this shit?”
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! Is it that the ecocidal racial capitalist regime which has been obliterating the biosphere for centuries has also captured dominant cultural frameworks of belief formation (especially ones that DID THE CRUSADES)

>clicks story

>it’s some shit called “vertical morality”
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I love that the quotes I keep seeing of this video are just escalating variations of this
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don’t know what dark-sided reverse psychology this is but it’s working
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM