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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
We asked several NASCAR drivers to read from the 2007 NASCAR romance novels, being Valentine's-Day weekend and all.
Prepare for 200-mph, high octane passion ❤️
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Prepare for 200-mph, high octane passion ❤️
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
We asked several NASCAR drivers to read from the 2007 NASCAR romance novels, being Valentine's-Day weekend and all.
Prepare for 200-mph, high octane passion ❤️
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Prepare for 200-mph, high octane passion ❤️
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
"F-CK DYNASTY" – a look back at some of NASCAR's most memorable profanity-laced moments. Please read this sh-t by clicking the link below. 🤬
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...
F--k dynasty
A look back at the most memorable f--kin' profanity moments in NASCAR
substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
"F-CK DYNASTY" – a look back at some of NASCAR's most memorable profanity-laced moments. Please read this sh-t by clicking the link below. 🤬
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...
Me on my flight to Orlando praying to several deities that two Disney adults do not sit next to me #NASCAR #Daytona500
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Me on my flight to Orlando praying to several deities that two Disney adults do not sit next to me #NASCAR #Daytona500
Crucial preseason prep.
See you all in Daytona.
See you all in Daytona.
February 9, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Crucial preseason prep.
See you all in Daytona.
See you all in Daytona.
The worst Super Bowl for Drake since last year's Super Bowl I guess
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The worst Super Bowl for Drake since last year's Super Bowl I guess
Years ago I learned that you can enjoy something without understanding every word. Great show. #SuperBowl #BadBunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Years ago I learned that you can enjoy something without understanding every word. Great show. #SuperBowl #BadBunny
Two bobsleds racing on the track at the same time
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Two bobsleds racing on the track at the same time
Dario Franchitti and Cleetus McFarland at CRAFTSMAN Truck Series orientation
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Dario Franchitti and Cleetus McFarland at CRAFTSMAN Truck Series orientation
So Ryan Preece won a batsh*t-insane Cook Out Clash and received several (very fake) text messages afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
February 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
So Ryan Preece won a batsh*t-insane Cook Out Clash and received several (very fake) text messages afterwards.
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
I didn't know how I'd feel when The Roval went away but it's very much the same feeling as when Garth Brooks decided that Chris Gaines was no more
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I didn't know how I'd feel when The Roval went away but it's very much the same feeling as when Garth Brooks decided that Chris Gaines was no more
We're still getting the Clash before GTA6. Stop whining.
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
We're still getting the Clash before GTA6. Stop whining.
The Clash is delayed because of snow. But drivers took advantage of said snow and did epic stuff.
A recap of how NASCAR drivers spent their snow day, click below. Chris Buescher is insane, that's all I'll say.
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...
A recap of how NASCAR drivers spent their snow day, click below. Chris Buescher is insane, that's all I'll say.
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...
SNOWMAN DELAY: What did NASCAR drivers do during the Cook Out Clash snow-out?
They couldn't race, but they still managed to have some winter fun
substack.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The Clash is delayed because of snow. But drivers took advantage of said snow and did epic stuff.
A recap of how NASCAR drivers spent their snow day, click below. Chris Buescher is insane, that's all I'll say.
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...
A recap of how NASCAR drivers spent their snow day, click below. Chris Buescher is insane, that's all I'll say.
substack.com/@nascarcasm/...
🚨 BIG NEWS – THE NASCAR FANTASY DUMPSTER FIRE LEAGUE IS BACK OPEN AND THE WINNERS GET FREE STUFF 🚨
The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back.
Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...
The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back.
Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...
@nascarcasm’s Fantasy Dumpster Fire returns for 2026 — compete to win prizes!
The NASCARCASM Fantasy Dumpster Fire is back open and craving your participation! Make sure you join today!
www.nascar.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
🚨 BIG NEWS – THE NASCAR FANTASY DUMPSTER FIRE LEAGUE IS BACK OPEN AND THE WINNERS GET FREE STUFF 🚨
The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back.
Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...
The greatest NASCAR dot com fantasy league managed by me, the worst fantasy player ever, is so back.
Click below for details, prizes and sign-up info www.nascar.com/news-media/2...
At this time after the conclusion of the #Rolex24 please allow all drivers to return to their ramshackle 1970s sleeper vans parked near the paddock and sleep because they'll soon be awoken by a call from a dysfunctional F1 team looking for a driver
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 PM
At this time after the conclusion of the #Rolex24 please allow all drivers to return to their ramshackle 1970s sleeper vans parked near the paddock and sleep because they'll soon be awoken by a call from a dysfunctional F1 team looking for a driver
At 12 p.m. EST the DaleGauge™️ snowfall total appears to be above the bridge of the nose and approaching the eyes. Stay tuned for updates. #NASCAR
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
At 12 p.m. EST the DaleGauge™️ snowfall total appears to be above the bridge of the nose and approaching the eyes. Stay tuned for updates. #NASCAR
A new IMSA driver rating for people like myself who have no racing experience but feel capable of driving a race car slowly around the track during a six-hour FCY so the actual drivers can conserve energy. Tin. It will be Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze and Tin. #Rolex24
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
A new IMSA driver rating for people like myself who have no racing experience but feel capable of driving a race car slowly around the track during a six-hour FCY so the actual drivers can conserve energy. Tin. It will be Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze and Tin. #Rolex24
Last time I went to the #Rolex24, I was standing in Victory Lane. Scott Dixon opened the box and said "Hey, it's a Rolex!" to Ryan Briscoe, completely ruining the surprise for Briscoe. One of the rudest things I've ever seen.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Last time I went to the #Rolex24, I was standing in Victory Lane. Scott Dixon opened the box and said "Hey, it's a Rolex!" to Ryan Briscoe, completely ruining the surprise for Briscoe. One of the rudest things I've ever seen.
A vet visit with Rooster to address some behavorial issues has led to me being able to say this sentence with 100-percent honesty:
"My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."
"My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 AM
A vet visit with Rooster to address some behavorial issues has led to me being able to say this sentence with 100-percent honesty:
"My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."
"My dog and I are on the exact same anti-anxiety medication."
If you don't know 2026 NASCAR Hall of Fame inductee Harry Gant, allow us to introduce you to Harry Gant - NASCAR's very first thirst trap. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Meet Harry Gant – NASCAR's First Thirst Trap
He was "Handsome Harry Gant" For A Reason, People.
open.substack.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If you don't know 2026 NASCAR Hall of Fame inductee Harry Gant, allow us to introduce you to Harry Gant - NASCAR's very first thirst trap. open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
