NASCARCASM
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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
Trevor Lawrence vs. Philip Rivers
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Trevor Lawrence vs. Philip Rivers
Once in the Indy 500 Social Garage, someone told me "Based on your tweets...I don't know, I thought you'd be fatter."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Once in the Indy 500 Social Garage, someone told me "Based on your tweets...I don't know, I thought you'd be fatter."
Wifey had to answer the call of "Is there a medical practitioner on board?" call. Over the mid-Atlantic she brought passed-out passenger back to consciousness. She amazed me, as I stood rows away like "Um...yeah if you need a tweet about this or anything I'm here in 31L."
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Wifey had to answer the call of "Is there a medical practitioner on board?" call. Over the mid-Atlantic she brought passed-out passenger back to consciousness. She amazed me, as I stood rows away like "Um...yeah if you need a tweet about this or anything I'm here in 31L."
I hear this new pope likes the White Sox so
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I hear this new pope likes the White Sox so
Basking in the splendor of architectural Peyronie's Disease
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Basking in the splendor of architectural Peyronie's Disease
When I saw "Titanic," we're at that scene where Jack Dawson is sketching the completely naked Rose. The camera zooms in on young Rose, then dissolves into the 90-something, present day Rose and begins zooming back out. Someone audibly says "Oh God - PLEASE be clothed."
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
When I saw "Titanic," we're at that scene where Jack Dawson is sketching the completely naked Rose. The camera zooms in on young Rose, then dissolves into the 90-something, present day Rose and begins zooming back out. Someone audibly says "Oh God - PLEASE be clothed."
Hello from Morocco
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hello from Morocco
POWER RANKINGS: The top ten best animated GIFs from the 2025 NASCAR season
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
POWER RANKINGS: The top ten best animated GIFs from the 2025 NASCAR season
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Dear Pope Leo XIV who I don't think is on Bluesky yet - I'm sitting atop a gothic Catholic cathedral in Barcelona paying for international data in order to text taunts to people I know who went to Ohio State. Is this OK or do I need to head down to the confessional after this. Hit me back thx.
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dear Pope Leo XIV who I don't think is on Bluesky yet - I'm sitting atop a gothic Catholic cathedral in Barcelona paying for international data in order to text taunts to people I know who went to Ohio State. Is this OK or do I need to head down to the confessional after this. Hit me back thx.
22-year-old me at the club in my new Ed Hardy V-neck as every female in the place ignores my presence
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
22-year-old me at the club in my new Ed Hardy V-neck as every female in the place ignores my presence
You know God forbid a guy go on a little Bel Biv Devoe kick early in the year without @Spotify deciding I need to start shopping for a f---ing reverse mortgage. DO NOT MAKE ME FEEL OLD. Connor Zilisch does that enough already. #SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You know God forbid a guy go on a little Bel Biv Devoe kick early in the year without @Spotify deciding I need to start shopping for a f---ing reverse mortgage. DO NOT MAKE ME FEEL OLD. Connor Zilisch does that enough already. #SpotifyWrapped
Carson Hocevar cackling mid-wreck like it's a Joker origin story, and our other favorite "Radioactive" moments from the 2025 #NASCAR season.
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Carson Hocevar cackling mid-wreck like it's a Joker origin story, and our other favorite "Radioactive" moments from the 2025 #NASCAR season.
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
This parade is always like "And this next float is a tribute to our amazing oceans and marine life and this 30-foot Beluga whale is made from 8 million pieces of wet toilet paper and sponsored by Cottonelle and now performing 'Mambo No. 5' atop this magnificent creature is Lou Bega."
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This parade is always like "And this next float is a tribute to our amazing oceans and marine life and this 30-foot Beluga whale is made from 8 million pieces of wet toilet paper and sponsored by Cottonelle and now performing 'Mambo No. 5' atop this magnificent creature is Lou Bega."
Like a Friendsgiving but it's with all of your enemies
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Like a Friendsgiving but it's with all of your enemies
Drivers that hump trophies, and other things we're so thankful for in 2025
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Drivers that hump trophies, and other things we're so thankful for in 2025
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
If you run a 5K on Thanksgiving morning, none of us are impressed at all. Now, run a 5K on Thanksgiving evening after turkey, yams, mashed potatoes, green beans, two kinds of pie and four glasses of wine? Peak athlete.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If you run a 5K on Thanksgiving morning, none of us are impressed at all. Now, run a 5K on Thanksgiving evening after turkey, yams, mashed potatoes, green beans, two kinds of pie and four glasses of wine? Peak athlete.
🚨A series of extremely meme-able images from the "RISING" series on the NASCAR YouTube channel.
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Very meme-able moments from "RISING"
The multi-part series that follows Rajah Caruth, Carson Hocevar and Jesse Love behind the scenes has a fair share of screen grabs that belong on the internet
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November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
🚨A series of extremely meme-able images from the "RISING" series on the NASCAR YouTube channel.
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Ever find a picture of yourself in high school and wish you could time travel back to high school to beat the shit out of yourself in high school
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ever find a picture of yourself in high school and wish you could time travel back to high school to beat the shit out of yourself in high school
Google image search has done Jimmy Spencer extremely dirty
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Google image search has done Jimmy Spencer extremely dirty
🚨Time to recap the entire 2025 #NASCAR season, but like, alphabetically, on Substack.
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
🚨Time to recap the entire 2025 #NASCAR season, but like, alphabetically, on Substack.
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
The season that was, from A to Z.
Click here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Me when I'm on day four of a minor cold but I'm also male
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me when I'm on day four of a minor cold but I'm also male
Rooster says hello
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Rooster says hello