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Freelance troll for http://NASCAR.com. You probably have me muted. Dumb thoughts posted are my own dumb thoughts. I am not Kyle Busch.
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is a testament to the amount of preparation that goes into each event for the No. 5 team - Cliff Daniels just raised the hood on the car to inspect everything to make sure the car is set up perfectly to SIT ON THE STAGE MOTIONLESS FOR TWO HOURS. #NASCARAwards
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Every new Larson is awesome in their own way
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If Corey Heim didn't win a race this year, it's probably because something happened to Corey Heim.
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My Halloween costume is violent Marty Snider
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
🎥 THE TALLADEGA SURPRISE INFIELD ITEM UNBOXING
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
If you have a weak stomach, keep scrolling.
This idea was terrible.
EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs)
DENNY HAMLIN:
DENNY HAMLIN:
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
EVERYONE ELSE: (Stressing out about strategy and finding manufacturer teammates to work with and avoiding the massive pileups that could end your playoffs)
DENNY HAMLIN:
DENNY HAMLIN:
In 1973 during a race at Talladega, a mysterious voice told Bobby Isaac "...get out...something bad is about to happen." Isaac would come to the pits, tell team owner Bud Moore to find another driver, and leave.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In 1973 during a race at Talladega, a mysterious voice told Bobby Isaac "...get out...something bad is about to happen." Isaac would come to the pits, tell team owner Bud Moore to find another driver, and leave.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
No one in the Talladega infield has ever heard this voice.
I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road.
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
October 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I did a writeup on what we're calling the "shunch" - the combination shove/punch that many an irate #NASCAR driver has used on pit road.
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Read it here. It's so fascinating -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one
October 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I know his real name is William Clyde Elliott II and that "Chase" is the nickname he goes by but I'm sorry, this dude right here is a Willy Clyde if I've ever seen one
Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there
October 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Closed so fast that a Spirit Halloween just opened right there
In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
In addition to winning, Denny Hamlin leaving room for Jesus now
⚠️HOT TAKE⚠️
Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
⚠️HOT TAKE⚠️
Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
Ross Chastain is the greatest peacemaker in NASCAR. Those he feuds with are eventually shaking his hand.
READ HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...
So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the Charlotte Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…
Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…
October 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So Shane van Gisbergen won easily at the Charlotte Roval and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.
Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…
Read them all here -> nascar.substack.com/p/fake-texts-t…
Let's get a word with the windshield wiper on a day with zero chance of rain:
October 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Let's get a word with the windshield wiper on a day with zero chance of rain:
Speechless for first time in decades. Enjoy it while it lasts.
October 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Speechless for first time in decades. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Corey Heim getting spun from the lead on lap 1
October 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Corey Heim getting spun from the lead on lap 1
Last year at the Roval, Team Alpha Prime put my wife's name above the door on the no. 44 car for #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth.
A year later, they did it again, and it's the greatest car decal I've ever seen.
I am Team Alpha Prime FOR LIFE. #NASCAR
A year later, they did it again, and it's the greatest car decal I've ever seen.
I am Team Alpha Prime FOR LIFE. #NASCAR
October 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Last year at the Roval, Team Alpha Prime put my wife's name above the door on the no. 44 car for #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth.
A year later, they did it again, and it's the greatest car decal I've ever seen.
I am Team Alpha Prime FOR LIFE. #NASCAR
A year later, they did it again, and it's the greatest car decal I've ever seen.
I am Team Alpha Prime FOR LIFE. #NASCAR