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Morgan Jarrett
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Dog mom. Accidental birder. Witch bitch. Probably somewhere hunting for shark teeth.
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furthermore, fuck Neil Gaiman
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Hold up. A bunch of you are following him HERE. Including people who I know don’t support him after what came out.

Check and make sure, babes.
Heeeeey, so a few of you are still following Gaim*n on IG. And I don’t think you mean to be. Might wanna go check.
February 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Heeeeey, so a few of you are still following Gaim*n on IG. And I don’t think you mean to be. Might wanna go check.
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
*takes the discourse out for the Old Yeller treatment*
no. no, we are not doing grocery vs takeout discourse again. i swear to god, i will turn this website around and give all of you something to really cry about.
February 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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if you are in MN and hear of anyone in need of a flight home from detention please send them my way (contact@standwithminnesota.com)
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Could you imagine it happening today, and getting to relive the joy as the day repeats itself?
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Happy to see my puppy yungblud get a win.
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Another night of our government gassing our people. Fuck ICE.
Lots of teargas at ICE tonight in Portland. People were just standing and chanting.
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Hot take: I find shape wear so hateful.

I don’t feel the need to tuck in my “apron belly,” “muffin top,” or whatever else they invent to make women hate themselves for capitalism.

Fuck you, I like my body just fine.
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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If your children got tear gassed today I want to hear from you, even if you don’t live in my district. You can contact my office at councilor.green@portlandoregon.gov
February 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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public radio needs to always exist because otherwise how will you turn on your car radio after dropping your friend off at the train at 11:56pm and hear 3 minutes of droning atonal music, followed by a smooth-voiced announcer saying “thanks for joining us for this hour of bug music”
February 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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BABY HARBOR SEAL KISSES WITH BONUS PROUD MAMA STTOOOPPPP HOW IS THIS REAL BUT IT HAPPENED 10 MINUTES AGO OMG
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Federal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids
I was there. They were indiscriminately firing multiple canisters into a huge peaceful crowd. Fucking cowards
February 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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I got a new library card today, the librarian reminded me that I can download Hoopla (to watch free movies & listen to audiobooks) and Cloud Library (so I can check out & read books on my tablet) and honestly, I never knew that. Libraries are magical places that we need to support vigorously.
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The pets must flow. #DogSky
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”

And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world

But you know what
January 31, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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i’m pretty sure you can’t just take Catherine O’Hara. feels illegal
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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i once bought a new blazer for a schitts creek panel, and when i walked into the green room, catherine o'hara complimented me on it, and also noted that i had forgotten to cut all the threads off the vents.

and then she leaned in and said, "it's because you're going to return it, isn't it"
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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With much love RIP Catherine O'Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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one of the reasons I think it's hard to believe Catherine O'Hara died is because she was this super rare combination of both poise and chaotic energy and so she didn't seem to have a physical age; she was just oscillating between 40 and 17 and 60 at all times.
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Catherine O’Hara has been a huge part of so many things I’ve loved. She’s a queen. She’s a legend. She will be missed.
January 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM