moplatt.bsky.social
@moplatt.bsky.social
A real person, I promise
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FIFA just gave me an EGOT. #humbled #grateful
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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The worst thing Pam Bondi can do in the Epstein case is move too quickly.

by Merrick Garland
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Gotta primary a whole lot of Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.

We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.

We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Schumer and the Dems are about to teach Trump the lesson that they’ll cave whenever he abuses power to sufficiently hurt people.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I called @markey.senate.gov & @warren.senate.gov to beg them to do whatever's in their power to stop Democrats from caving. Ending the shutdown at the expense of the American people & their rights is shameful. I will no longer be able to call myself a Democrat if this party cannot hold the line.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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"People are saying" that Trump will be buying the stolen jewels from the Louvre robbery and putting them in his new ballroom. Anyone else hear that?! 😀
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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The East Wing has learned its lesson.

by Susan Collins
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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So Jurassic Park is about a group of rich people who don't understand that biology is far more complicated than "there are only two genders" and how this ignorance toward gender fluidity in nature causes these rich people to lose their money and die.
October 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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The America First movement was tired of seeing American troops deployed in foreign countries. We want them deployed in America First.

by Stephen Miller
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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When the Orwellian named Dept of Homeland Security was created … MANY of us predicted that it would eventually be doing all the things that it is doing right now

Pinning it uniquely on Trump really misses the point in a bunch of ways
October 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Defund the Supreme Court.
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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He literally is wheezing and gasping as he destroys our nation's public health care system.
the RFK Jr breathing sounds are a rough hang
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Found in House Republican conference: 219 able-bodied adults who refuse to work.
Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson said he would shut down the House until September to block a vote on calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
Trump Live Updates: Johnson Blocks Epstein Vote as Justice Dept. Seeks Interview with Maxwell
trib.al
July 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Judge: “You stand accused of murder in the first degree. How do you plead?”

“Well, we are all going to die.”

Judge: “Release this man!”
June 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Fox News host discovers the truth about federal jobs and respect for public funds:

We pay for our own bottled water., so as not to use taxpayer money for it.

Apparently she's too ill-informed to realize this is how gov't operates.

May 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Friends, a bit of good news! 🎉 (We take it whenever we can!)

The Trump admin reversed their decision to cut funding for the Women's Health Initiative (WHI), a landmark study that’s essential in advancing our understanding of women’s health. 🙌
In a reversal, the Trump administration restores funding for women's health study
The unexpected elimination of funding for the decades-long research project focused on women's health shocked scientists. They were heartened by the quick restoration of support.
www.npr.org
April 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I would like for stupid people to stop making important decisions that affect my life
April 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Oh how the time flies @repjasmine.bsky.social 💙
This is one of the most heartfelt moments I’ve seen on TV in ages.

Watch Katie Phang and Rep. Jasmine Crockett dissolve into tears as Phang bids farewell during one of her final episodes of her show.
April 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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We are way past impeachment time
April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM