mike
@moodwing23.bsky.social
a little bit of everything and a whole lot of nothing
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tilting my head back and ejecting vertebrae like a pez dispenser
December 20, 2023 at 6:56 PM
tilting my head back and ejecting vertebrae like a pez dispenser
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no man has all six:
• a whiskey drink
• a vodka drink
• a lager drink
• a cider drink
• songs that remind him of the good times
• songs that remind him of the best times
• a whiskey drink
• a vodka drink
• a lager drink
• a cider drink
• songs that remind him of the good times
• songs that remind him of the best times
December 21, 2023 at 3:25 AM
no man has all six:
• a whiskey drink
• a vodka drink
• a lager drink
• a cider drink
• songs that remind him of the good times
• songs that remind him of the best times
• a whiskey drink
• a vodka drink
• a lager drink
• a cider drink
• songs that remind him of the good times
• songs that remind him of the best times
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[hearing that some guy died]
oh good that guy loved dying
oh good that guy loved dying
November 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM
[hearing that some guy died]
oh good that guy loved dying
oh good that guy loved dying
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an intense fear of giants is known as fee-fi-phobia
November 27, 2023 at 4:01 AM
an intense fear of giants is known as fee-fi-phobia
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trying to fit all my grandparents into one grave. the plot thickens, is what im saying
November 22, 2023 at 5:30 PM
trying to fit all my grandparents into one grave. the plot thickens, is what im saying
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me, all worries: no worries!
Them: do you need help
Me, badly in need of help: no thanks I'm good
Me, badly in need of help: no thanks I'm good
November 6, 2023 at 9:10 PM
me, all worries: no worries!
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me: I think my blood's haunted
doctor: what
me: I think it might be full of hemogoblins
doctor: what
me: I think it might be full of hemogoblins
October 29, 2023 at 10:02 PM
me: I think my blood's haunted
doctor: what
me: I think it might be full of hemogoblins
doctor: what
me: I think it might be full of hemogoblins
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[contractor looking at city blueprints]
"Well there's your problem right there. You built this thing on rock and roll."
"Well there's your problem right there. You built this thing on rock and roll."
October 24, 2023 at 8:18 PM
[contractor looking at city blueprints]
"Well there's your problem right there. You built this thing on rock and roll."
"Well there's your problem right there. You built this thing on rock and roll."
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The heart is a lonely hunter. The stomach is a hungry gatherer. The kidney is a bean-shaped thingy. The appendix is basically useless. The
October 23, 2023 at 3:59 PM
The heart is a lonely hunter. The stomach is a hungry gatherer. The kidney is a bean-shaped thingy. The appendix is basically useless. The
and not a drop to drink
October 24, 2023 at 6:36 AM
and not a drop to drink
Photo I took of water
October 24, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Photo I took of water
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gonna start a death metal band called Live Laugh Love and we are gonna be huge. so anytime you are in a suburban mom’s kitchen, you’ll see that on her wall and think wow this bitch is hardcore.
October 11, 2023 at 1:33 PM
gonna start a death metal band called Live Laugh Love and we are gonna be huge. so anytime you are in a suburban mom’s kitchen, you’ll see that on her wall and think wow this bitch is hardcore.
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a third degree burn is finding out no one cares about your doctorate.
October 3, 2023 at 12:20 AM
a third degree burn is finding out no one cares about your doctorate.
i’m fine with admitting that somebody mentioned taytay today and i asked who that was
October 2, 2023 at 2:59 AM
i’m fine with admitting that somebody mentioned taytay today and i asked who that was
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The Obsessively Detailed Map of American Literature’s Most Epic Road Trips
September 17, 2023 at 10:02 PM
The Obsessively Detailed Map of American Literature’s Most Epic Road Trips
Anyone down to repost the last song playing on your phone?
September 18, 2023 at 6:43 AM
Anyone down to repost the last song playing on your phone?
Post something pink from your gallery
September 17, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Post something pink from your gallery
my new boss’s name is Bob but he signs his emails “B.” for the energy savings
September 9, 2023 at 8:23 PM
my new boss’s name is Bob but he signs his emails “B.” for the energy savings
The existence of subtweets implies the existence of domtweets.
The existence of dominant 7th chords implies the existence of subdominant 7th chords, which of course exist:
The existence of Dominos pizza implies the existence of the lesser known but eager to please Subinos pizza.
September 8, 2023 at 5:11 AM
The existence of subtweets implies the existence of domtweets.
[10pm] so excited to go into the office tomorrow that i already shaved
September 8, 2023 at 5:09 AM
[10pm] so excited to go into the office tomorrow that i already shaved
In the past 6 years, I’ve had 7 bosses. 6 of them have been let go. Killing it.
September 7, 2023 at 6:40 AM
In the past 6 years, I’ve had 7 bosses. 6 of them have been let go. Killing it.
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Goodnight. Take good care of you. Don’t look back,you’re not going that way. 🩷🤍
September 7, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Goodnight. Take good care of you. Don’t look back,you’re not going that way. 🩷🤍
It is what it is.
- something I actually said today, kmn
- something I actually said today, kmn
September 7, 2023 at 3:23 AM
It is what it is.
- something I actually said today, kmn
- something I actually said today, kmn