Working. So also up to no good.

slow and painful and also tortured, it’s a long checklist

To be a little more clear, one kid gets to be the mushrooms (your favorite kid — but after several overwhelming victories you feel a little bad for the lesser child so you buy them the titanium-armored mercenaries expansion pack)

in my case I think the portions were the definition of microdosing

And “plastic menagerie” has me thinking of a new game for kids where you send an army of plastic soldiers to fight an invading mushroom horde. Fun for all ages really.

idk, my experience wasn’t all that - but then again the ones my friend handed out might have just been plucked off a round table pizza

Imagine the designs that didn’t make the cut

They’re too busy still gnawing yesterday’s dinner to take up a fight

😁🫶

I thought everyone had just blocked me

say it isn’t so

Nice! And now I’m thinking about how to describe the state of the world in 5 letters

What if it was at the same time the sequel to A Star Is Born

The table lady is in better shape than some of the others - plastic preserves